Ladies what is the funniest and most unique pick up lines you have heard through the internet, private messages, real life, strip clubs, regular clubs, and bars?
Ladies what is the funniest and most unique pick up lines you have heard through the internet, private messages, real life, strip clubs, regular clubs, and bars?
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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you!"
Dammit Rhia you promised not to tell anyone how lame I really am!Originally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=10276;start=msg125051#msg125 051 date=1087694411
These are old but hey!
"Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, cause you're DOPE!"
"Why dont you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?"
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"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them!"
Or... One of my faves (Saw it on "Friends" a few years ago)..
"I have a PhD... A Pretty Huge....."
heh..
Blade.. <sigh> It slipped out.. lol
<sigh> you're not the first woman to say that to meOriginally Posted by Rhiannon link=board=1;threadid=10276;start=msg125074#msg125 074 date=1087696897
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best one I have ever used is kind of like method acting
what ya do is walk up to the girl and rub your hands like you are warming them in front of a fire and when she asks wtf? you say "my hands are cold and you are so hot I wanted to warm them up" It always gets a smile and a laugh
cheesy,but original
Impossible is a word for those with no determination
ROFL.. You know, as soon as I hit "post" on that sucker, I knew it wouldn't sound right..Originally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=10276;start=msg125077#msg125 077 date=1087697474
Another one that goes in the "Cheesy Hall of Fame" is...
::Guy motions a girl to come over to him with a crooked finger::
"If I could make you come with just this finger..."
blah.. lol
hahahaha, you should know better than to say stuff like that around me(oh and btw i'm worse in public cuz I can see your reaction)
Oh damn.. We're in for it! lmfaoOriginally Posted by Blade is a D.j. link=board=1;threadid=10276;start=msg125082#msg125 082 date=1087697793
Any pickup line from you would do the trick. You are a hottie...im sure you could use the cheesiest line and get a reaction.Originally Posted by edouble link=board=1;threadid=10276;start=msg125078#msg125 078 date=1087697519
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