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    Default Psych Ward Diagnosis.. heh

    Here's me.. I definitely don't fit the whole description, I just don't like being around most people.. heh.. Stuff that kinda fits me is in italics...

    Your Results:
    Antisocial Personality Disorder

    Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference.

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    Anxiety Disorder
    Diagnosis: General Anxiety Disorder. Excessive anxiety or worry occurring more days than not over a significant period of time. These worries can be associated with a number of events or activities. In addition, the individual finds it difficult to control the worry. Can be marked by physical signs of tension, hyperactivity, and lack of ability to respond in a positive or productive manner to problems or difficulties as they arise.

    actually, this is true....I'm on Paxil as we speak!
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    Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder
    Diagnosis: (ADHD), formerly called hyperkinesis or minimal brain dysfunction, a chronic, neurologically based syndrome characterized by any or all of three types of behavior: hyperactivity, distractibility, and impulsivity.


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    Antisocial Personality Disorder
    Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference.

    Yup, sociopath.

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    It says I have bi-polar. I scored a whopping four points total (two for bi-polar, one for autism and one for social anxiety). They should have had a "Normal! One of ten Americans not on prescription psychotropic meds. You freak!"


    Incidentally...
    Antisocial Personality Disorder

    Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference.

    My ex husband actually has this. He was all proud when he came home with what he thought was some impressive diagnosis. My response: "So... you're officially an asshole. I didn't know they had medication for that."

    Har. Har har.
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    Social Anxiety Disorder
    Diagnosis: Social Phobia / Social Anxiety.
    The fear of social situations and the interaction with other people that can automatically bring on feelings of self-consciousness, judgment, evaluation, and inferiority.

    How do you have social anxiety working as a dancer? LOL. I dont have social anxiety... Im a Pisces and just need alot of "me time."
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    Bipolar Disorder
    Diagnosis: BiPolar Disorder Sometimes severe mental disorder involving manic episodes that are usually accompanied by episodes of depression. The manic phase of the disorder is characterized by an abnormally elevated or irritable mood, grandiosity, sleeplessness, extravagance, and a tendency toward irrational judgment. During the depressed phase, the person tends to appear lethargic and withdrawn, shows a lack of concentration, and expresses feelings of worthlessness, self-blame, and guilt.
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    Another drive-in-window pop psychology test. When did the Cosmos test lady marry the Reader's Digest abridging guy? How can anyone be considered sane if the "normal person's" response is not even shown as an option?
    Geez, at least in "20 questions" they give you,well, 20 questions.

    I think they ought to make these test-makers take a test first.

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    Your Results:
    Autism
    Diagnosis: Autism. A developmental disability resulting from a neurological disorder that affects the normal functioning of the brain. It is characterized by the abnormal development of communication skills, social skills, and reasoning. Symptoms, which vary widely in severity, include impairment in social interaction, fixation on inanimate objects, inability to communicate normally, and resistance to changes in daily routine.

    Heh, heh, heh...that's funny. LOL

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    Venus I got that too. LMAO wtf? hahahh

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    Antisocial Personality Disorder
    Diagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead, Irritability and aggressiveness, Reckless, Consistent irresponsibility, Lack or remorse, Indifference

    hmmmm
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    Take the quiz: <a href=" Psych-Ward diagnosis"<br><img src=" border=0></a><br><b>Accute Stress/Post traumatic Stress disorder</b><br>Diagnosis: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
    mental disorder that follows an occurrence of extreme psychological stress, such as that encountered in war or resulting from violence, childhood abuse, sexual abuse, or serious accident. The stressful event is usually followed by a period of emotional numbness and denial that can last for months or years. After that period, symptoms such as recurring nightmares, flashbacks, short-term memory problems, insomnia, or heightened sensitivity to sudden noises may begin. In some cases outbursts of violent behavior have been observed.

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    Default Re:Psych Ward Diagnosis.. heh

    Hell, I&#039;m in the same boat as Venus and Lexi! We are all autistic, but there&#039;s not much I can say, LOL most autistic people are very intelligent and have IQ&#039;s off the charts. So I guess it&#039;s a good thing?
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    Default Re:Psych Ward Diagnosis.. heh

    LOL I&#039;m still trying to figure out how they can give you these results after answering very few questions. And, I had no idea they diagnose Autism at a psych ward.. lmfao

    Ah well, Just call me Aunty Social.. heh

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