I have freak tattooed on my forehead... I get the fetish men, and I get the men who continue to make asses of themselves over and over again while intoxicated and un intoxicated.
Case in point: Last night.
Sunday nights are hit and miss at the club I work at. I usually will keep in touch with a couple of guys who are regulars and they will drop in on Sunday's just so that I stay busy. Last night however, that didn't happen because both of them came in earlier in the week.
But, this one guy, who has bought dances from me before came in and purchased a shit load of Rhino Chips and said, "c'mon Gyn, let's go dance" and thus, a girl can't say no when there's all this money to be made. So reluctantly and after I told him, "You know, I know how you get, so you have to promise to be good or else!" He promised to behave, and when I say behave, he doesn't get handsy or anything like that, he just asks A LOT of personal questions and he doesn't shut up.. he just keeps yakking and yakking away. He tells me everything about how he is almost done with school to how is last girlfriend dumped him to "Can I take you to breakfast? " etc..
Now, this is a guy that has proposed to me at last count, I think we are now up to about 10 times. He's a college student, young, and he reminds me of Chris Farley- very funny, great personality. He'll make someone a great husband someday when he figures out what he wants to do with his life.
The bouncers see him coming and now refer to him as "gynger, your boyfriend is here."
Last night, he groveled. After all the dances were done, he was on his knees "Walking" behind me... with his hands in a prayer like stance saying, "Pleease? Pleease? Just think about it." Then he starts Singing.. Badly.. very very badly...
So picture a dancer being followed by a dude on his knees, getting rug burn and yelling at the top of his lungs, 'JUST THINK ABOUT IT... I'm a NICE GUY, I really really am"... and then starts belting out the "you are so beautiful" song.. only its really out of tune and off key.. you'd run too right?
Anyone wanna take him off my hands? This is not an advice thread but a funny thread cause I know you all have had AT LEAST one of these guys yourselves...



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what a loser. LOL



We don't want any wasted time with ring sizes. 2.5 caret diamond. O.K. ?
sorry but that's just too funny! i don't know, tell him you don't need a puppy and for him to first get off his knees. and then tell him you think he's an ok guy overall (from what you know of him) but you aren't interested in a relationship with him... seriously i have no clue for what you should do

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