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    I have freak tattooed on my forehead... I get the fetish men, and I get the men who continue to make asses of themselves over and over again while intoxicated and un intoxicated.

    Case in point: Last night.

    Sunday nights are hit and miss at the club I work at. I usually will keep in touch with a couple of guys who are regulars and they will drop in on Sunday's just so that I stay busy. Last night however, that didn't happen because both of them came in earlier in the week.

    But, this one guy, who has bought dances from me before came in and purchased a shit load of Rhino Chips and said, "c'mon Gyn, let's go dance" and thus, a girl can't say no when there's all this money to be made. So reluctantly and after I told him, "You know, I know how you get, so you have to promise to be good or else!" He promised to behave, and when I say behave, he doesn't get handsy or anything like that, he just asks A LOT of personal questions and he doesn't shut up.. he just keeps yakking and yakking away. He tells me everything about how he is almost done with school to how is last girlfriend dumped him to "Can I take you to breakfast? " etc..

    Now, this is a guy that has proposed to me at last count, I think we are now up to about 10 times. He's a college student, young, and he reminds me of Chris Farley- very funny, great personality. He'll make someone a great husband someday when he figures out what he wants to do with his life.

    The bouncers see him coming and now refer to him as "gynger, your boyfriend is here."

    Last night, he groveled. After all the dances were done, he was on his knees "Walking" behind me... with his hands in a prayer like stance saying, "Pleease? Pleease? Just think about it." Then he starts Singing.. Badly.. very very badly...

    So picture a dancer being followed by a dude on his knees, getting rug burn and yelling at the top of his lungs, 'JUST THINK ABOUT IT... I'm a NICE GUY, I really really am"... and then starts belting out the "you are so beautiful" song.. only its really out of tune and off key.. you'd run too right?


    Anyone wanna take him off my hands? This is not an advice thread but a funny thread cause I know you all have had AT LEAST one of these guys yourselves...


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    Ohhhh Gawd what a loser. LOL



    **makes a mental note not to sing to the dancers the next time he's in the club**

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=27;threadid=10529;start=msg129587#msg12 9587 date=1088443375
    I know you all have had AT LEAST one of these guys yourselves...
    Got a fish like that on the line right now. If it weren't for the money, I'd be GONE. And even with the awesome money, I'm still considering getting GONE.

    At least your guy is freaking hilarious - mine is a whiny, whimpering, poor-poor-me, sob story type. A real drag. He burns me out more than 18 year olds waving dollar bills in my face.
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    I had a guy one time saying how he wanted me to meet his parents (he still lived with them). and that he had to make up a story about how I was a waitress so they wouldnt know I was a stripper and all this bs... and he wasnt comfortable with me dancing for him. he just kept handing me 20's every few songs........

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    LOL gynger! You attrack the weirdos too, maybe because you're cute looking. I'd get the guys who had a screw loose the really mean guys, I guess because I look young and they thought they could make me feel bad? Anyway you're damn sure I knocked them off their high horse.
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    Dude, it's not her "world" it's her job. It's not some sort of Pavlovian trance that dancers go into when they smell money, it's simply how they make a living.

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    LOL That's too funny!


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    i feel bad for laughing....but that shit is too funny....thanks for making me laugh

    Next someone will want you to "have their babies"

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    Gynger,

    You must be incredible. This is way beyond what is expected. If you can get guys to do that, I am saving my quarters and coming out to Boise. Is Tuesday O.K. or is Friday better.

    Also, what size ring do you wear? We don't want any wasted time with ring sizes. 2.5 caret diamond. O.K. ?

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    sorry but that's just too funny! i don't know, tell him you don't need a puppy and for him to first get off his knees. and then tell him you think he's an ok guy overall (from what you know of him) but you aren't interested in a relationship with him... seriously i have no clue for what you should do

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    The kind of marriage proposals I get are from men that are in the military.I got proposals from officers in all the branches of service.Oh and Cuban men also.(I don't why Cubans)I still have yet to figure that one out.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Yeesh Gynger.. LOL

    You do attract the odd ones.

    I got a lot of those coupled with "I'll take you away from all of this!" and the like. Blah.. Why do these type of guys feel that we need rescuing? I don't get it..

    LOL

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    I get the men who continue to make asses of themselves over and over again while intoxicated and un intoxicated.
    We try to be consistent.

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    Sounds to me like that guy must have some major social problems. If he is really being sincere and not just acting silly then I think he needs counseling or something.

    I just wouldn't know what to do in a situation like that.

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    That is the BEST!!!!!!! I was reading down to see if anyone had another story.I could really use more of that before I go to work. It put me in a great mood.

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    Gynger will you marry me.

    *Gets down on knees*

    *Crawls after Gynger who is just short of jogging away*

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    Dude is a loser and doesn't even know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=27;threadid=10529;start=msg130487#msg13 0487 date=1088552564
    Dude is a loser and doesn't even know it.

    I don't know. There are much worse things in life than being idolized and adored by someone. He is young, and young people fall head over heals in love (or lust ). I am not saying they see everything clearly, but I'd guess his feelings of infatuation for her are honest and he'd probably treat her well (at least for a while).

    I do agree though he sounds very needy, and it is too bad how many guys have been brought up confusing being needy with being nice.

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    Gynger I hope you realize you are breaking his heart. You will have to take that to your grave young lady. Had you not dashed his ego he could have become the chairman of some world corporation or what the heck...maybe the president of the US of A. Im concerned now he will go downhill. You might find him lying in the gutter someday, nuzzling a bottle of Thunderbird and rambling incoherently.

    Gyn, you have to understand that a seemingly unimportant smile or frown could have a worldwide impact.

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    I do agree though he sounds very needy, and it is too bad how many guys have been brought up confusing being needy with being nice.
    Hey, I've been infatuated too, but I managed to reserve a modicum of self-respect and self-restraint--particularly when the object of my desire is obviously unattainable.

    Now, I might throw out all my respect and restraint this weekend at StripperFest...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=27;threadid=10529;start=msg130559#msg13 0559 date=1088559400

    Hey, I've been infatuated too, but I managed to reserve a modicum of self-respect and self-restraint--particularly when the object of my desire is obviously unattainable.

    Now, I might throw out all my respect and restraint this weekend at StripperFest...

    Casual the secret is not to become obsessed with the unavailable. Search out those that want to play. Its not rocket science.

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    Oh and have fun at Stripperfest. Wish I could be there.

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    How pathetic!


    Personally, I always stop after 4...5 proposals, tops.
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    SB, thats only cause you are a god LOL

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    Well, sometimes a dancer has pulled off a hot move, and I fan myself and say, "Well, now we have to get married." But she usually laughs. Usually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=27;threadid=10529;start=msg129587#msg12 9587 date=1088443375
    So picture a dancer being followed by a dude on his knees, getting rug burn and yelling at the top of his lungs, 'JUST THINK ABOUT IT... I'm a NICE GUY, I really really am"... and then starts belting out the "you are so beautiful" song.. only its really out of tune and off key.. you'd run too right?
    One word: Taser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=27;threadid=10529;start=msg130590#msg13 0590 date=1088562759
    SB, thats only cause you are a god LOL

    FBR
    Thanks for using the small "g". I'm trying to stay humble. ce:


    But, I think I'm getting close; one of the dancers told me that she loves me enough that I can buy her a house.



    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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