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<MICK_SW> hey]
<AinNY_SW> hey cutie
<MICK_SW> how old r u
<AinNY_SW> 24
<AinNY_SW> you're 18 right?
<MICK_SW> yeaz
<AinNY_SW> where from?
<MICK_SW> ur a dancer?
<MICK_SW> indiana
<AinNY_SW> yeah
<AinNY_SW> i love it
<AinNY_SW> dancing is like my passion
<MICK_SW> thats good
<AinNY_SW> id like to dance for you
<MICK_SW> where u from
<AinNY_SW> NY but i can travel
<MICK_SW> can you
<AinNY_SW> yeah
<AinNY_SW> i love to travel
<AinNY_SW> what would we do if i came to visit?
<MICK_SW> iu love dancers
<AinNY_SW> ok so what would we do cutie?
<MICK_SW> whatcha sayin
<MICK_SW> u got pics
<AinNY_SW> im sayin if i came to indaina
<AinNY_SW> what would i do
<AinNY_SW> i mean what would we do?
<MICK_SW> u can dance
<AinNY_SW> of course
<AinNY_SW> for you?
<MICK_SW> what dfo u look like
<AinNY_SW> im about 5'8"
<AinNY_SW> 115lbs
<MICK_SW> yes 4 me
<AinNY_SW> i have green eyes
<AinNY_SW> and long blonde hair
<MICK_SW> cool
<MICK_SW> ne pics?
<AinNY_SW> yes
<AinNY_SW> but i want to know you first
<MICK_SW> send me 1
<MICK_SW> o oik
<AinNY_SW> i will send you some later
<AinNY_SW> if i like you
<MICK_SW> ok
<AinNY_SW> so would you like me to dance for you topless?
<MICK_SW> u have aol
<AinNY_SW> no aol
<MICK_SW> o
<MICK_SW> yea at first
<AinNY_SW> oh thats sexy...so what after that then?
MICK_SW well
<AinNY_SW> would you be excited? from that?
<MICK_SW> yea
<AinNY_SW> how big is it baby?
<MICK_SW> tellme
<AinNY_SW> i dont like dancing for guys with little pee pees
<MICK_SW> how do u dance
<AinNY_SW> i dance slow and sensual....sometimes i look a litte retarded cause my fake
leg gets in the way
<MICK_SW> u will like this
<AinNY_SW> that doesnt bother you does it?
<MICK_SW> nah
<AinNY_SW> i lost the bottom half of my left leg in an accident
<AinNY_SW> im still really sexy
<AinNY_SW> it was a bad farm accident
<MICK_SW> yea
<MICK_SW> what happenecd
<AinNY_SW> but it lets me get in really good positions
<AinNY_SW> you'd like it
<MICK_SW> yea
<AinNY_SW> you can get a good view
<AinNY_SW> youd like me to straddle you with just my thong on right?
<AinNY_SW> strddle your face?
<MICK_SW> yea
<AinNY_SW> hows that smell sweety
<AinNY_SW> does my scent turn you on? i dont wash often cause the guys say i smell so
sweet
<MICK_SW> mmm
<MICK_SW> u feel me
<AinNY_SW> mmm...yes big boy
<AinNY_SW> i forgot to mention i have a patch over one eye
<AinNY_SW> from another accident....but its sexy too
<AinNY_SW> you think its sexy?
<MICK_SW> heres a dollar in my zipper
<MICK_SW> yea
<AinNY_SW> but it works with my theme....i love the pirate fantasy
<AinNY_SW> i like to pretend im a pirate
<MICK_SW> uhhuh
<AinNY_SW> cause you know i have a fake leg and a eye patch
<MICK_SW> ok
<AinNY_SW> the guys usually love it
<AinNY_SW> can i get that dollar with my teeth?
<MICK_SW> i do
<MICK_SW> anyway u want
<AinNY_SW> i want you to whisper something in my ear to help me get off with you
<MICK_SW> ok
<AinNY_SW> say "ARGH"...like pirate style
<AinNY_SW> i love that
<MICK_SW> ok
<AinNY_SW> say it
<AinNY_SW> i want to hear it
<MICK_SW> argh
<AinNY_SW> mmmmm
<AinNY_SW> yes
<AinNY_SW> i love it
<AinNY_SW> such a turn on
<AinNY_SW> now im going to take off my thong ok?
MICK_SW wow
<MICK_SW> mmm
<AinNY_SW> i pull it down slowly revealing my nicely shaved pubes
<AinNY_SW> do you like it baby?
<MICK_SW> y\ea
<AinNY_SW> let me know how much you like it....
<AinNY_SW> Pirate voice please
<MICK_SW> argh
<AinNY_SW> louder...say AAARRRGHHH MATEY
<MICK_SW> im ur slave
<AinNY_SW> say it
<MICK_SW> walk m y plank
<AinNY_SW> say AARRGGHHH MATEY
<AinNY_SW> do it for me
<MICK_SW> aaaaaaaaaaaaargh
<AinNY_SW> mmm yes
<AinNY_SW> im so excited now
<MICK_SW> r we alone
<AinNY_SW> I pull down my thong and expose myself to you....then I cocksmack you in the
face with my big 8" dick.....AAARGHHH MATEY....say it
<AinNY_SW> say it for me baby
<MICK_SW> do what
<AinNY_SW> AAAAAAAAARGH
<AinNY_SW> wait you're not a butt pirate?
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Ain, what the fuck are you doing? You are too much. lmfao!
AinNY, ET only likes you because of your body...
Such shallow thinking... After all men are people, too!
Alas, AinNY, i know what it is like to be an object... I feeleth thy pain...
ROFLMAOOriginally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg129921#msg129 921 date=1088480772
DAMN IT!!
See what happens when I miss chat!
Oh yeah: a/s/l?





What body? ???Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130099#msg130 099 date=1088497357
Just cause we are men doesnt mean we dont have feelings too :'( I dont think they'll ever understand us Madcap





Dont miss chat then. BTW...you still havent PM's me your name for the hotel thingy... ??? Or do you want me to PM me my name?Originally Posted by A_Guy link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130151#msg130 151 date=1088508616
24/f/NY/one leg/one eye......ARRRGGHHHH
Damn - you're hot!! argghhhhhhOriginally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130155#msg130 155 date=1088509569
Unfortunately, my only access to the internet right now is through work. I'll hopefully have it up and running at home by early next week. I'll give the hotel a call today to find out my room # then I'll PM ya. Probably sometime today.
Soooooooooo.... do you have hairy feet Ms. Pirate?





Not hairy, but Big :oOriginally Posted by A_Guy link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130156#msg130 156 date=1088509953
oh fer the love of Polly wanna cracker....that was funny sh*t man!
She was a one eye one leg flying purple pirate peeler, COME ON EVERYBODY you know the words!!
LMAO - only you guys man - only you.
LIVE LONG & PROSPER!
Leigh Landon
Never explain yourself to anyone, because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person that dislikes you won't believe it.




i must say, im quite proud of ain, that was world class. i dont know how he strung him along for so long. looks like theres a new master. i bow down in your pressence.





lol. No, I like his personality too.Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130099#msg130 099 date=1088497357
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HAHAHA....well i cant take all the credit...the pirate thing came from somethign i read....but i extended it a little further to make it a little funnier.Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130236#msg130 236 date=1088525323
No need to bow down....but you can call me Master....Master ManAss...i like that![]()





I was happy when it was just for my body :'(Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=10550;start=msg130250#msg130 250 date=1088528468
j/k![]()
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