In less then a week,the "gulliver" will be known as the greatest practical joke known to modern man.If the pictures come out,it may even hit the papers!!!!
Heres the backround.
Alot of the girls get together for the forth of july,been doing it for the last 3 years.Its a great party and everyone always looks forward to it.
Every year,one of the entertainers husbands drinks too much,passes out,and pisses his pants.The first year he did it on the living room rug,the last two years its been in the yard with the dog so no stains to clean up,but still,its the point.
So here is the plan.
About 10 of us are in on it,including the home owner(who has waited 6 months to get new carpet in just in case we have to do it in the living room))and the wife of the "gulliver".
Even his wife wants us to zap him if he does it again.
Its almost like the stars are in line and the world is going to become all right at the exact moment he passes out.
Thats when we tie him to the earth with tent pegs and nylon rope.If he is inside it will be with wood screws and eye hooks!carpet comes out next week!!Im gonna nail him to the floor!!!!!(normally i dont use those words when speaking of a man)When he wakes up he should have all his clothes nailed to the floor with wood screws or tent stakes,then the ropes over that.
Im thinking it will make a great kodak moment.
never never pass out at a party im at.




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