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    Default The "Gulliver"

    In less then a week,the "gulliver" will be known as the greatest practical joke known to modern man.If the pictures come out,it may even hit the papers!!!!

    Heres the backround.

    Alot of the girls get together for the forth of july,been doing it for the last 3 years.Its a great party and everyone always looks forward to it.
    Every year,one of the entertainers husbands drinks too much,passes out,and pisses his pants.The first year he did it on the living room rug,the last two years its been in the yard with the dog so no stains to clean up,but still,its the point.
    So here is the plan.
    About 10 of us are in on it,including the home owner(who has waited 6 months to get new carpet in just in case we have to do it in the living room))and the wife of the "gulliver".
    Even his wife wants us to zap him if he does it again.

    Its almost like the stars are in line and the world is going to become all right at the exact moment he passes out.

    Thats when we tie him to the earth with tent pegs and nylon rope.If he is inside it will be with wood screws and eye hooks!carpet comes out next week!!Im gonna nail him to the floor!!!!!(normally i dont use those words when speaking of a man)When he wakes up he should have all his clothes nailed to the floor with wood screws or tent stakes,then the ropes over that.
    Im thinking it will make a great kodak moment.

    never never pass out at a party im at.


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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    I used to love torturing people who were passed out drunk.

    One friend ended up with his pants down with a hot dog weenie sticking out of his butt ........ the damn dog kept trying to eat it, ha ha. We still laugh at those pictures.

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Remind me never to come to one of your parties! :wink:
    Are you planning to take pictures?

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Let's just hope he dosen't wake up needing to vomit while he's nailed down to the floor, and wind up drowning!
    Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    I think thats a great idea!! I can't believe that anyone over the age of, I dunno, like 18 would even get that drunk. Most people learn their limits long before that.


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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Queen link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131136#msg13 1136 date=1088652991
    Let's just hope he dosen't wake up needing to vomit while he's nailed down to the floor, and wind up drowning!
    yikes!!
    Ok i didnt think about that,good point.

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131352#msg13 1352 date=1088692303
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Queen link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131136#msg13 1136 date=1088652991
    Let's just hope he dosen't wake up needing to vomit while he's nailed down to the floor, and wind up drowning!
    yikes!!
    Ok i didnt think about that,good point.
    Maybe use bungy cords...LOL

    Get a picture and post it here!!!

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131226#msg13 1226 date=1088667427
    I think thats a great idea!! I can't believe that anyone over the age of, I dunno, like 18 would even get that drunk. Most people learn their limits long before that.
    You obviously don't work in a club that serves liqour...LOL j/k

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    Default Re:The "Gulliver"

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131352#msg13 1352 date=1088692303
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Queen link=board=27;threadid=10621;start=msg131136#msg13 1136 date=1088652991
    Let's just hope he dosen't wake up needing to vomit while he's nailed down to the floor, and wind up drowning!
    yikes!!
    Ok i didnt think about that,good point.
    You just gotta take the right precautions. ers:

    Just think like you're putting a baby in a crib. us:

    Lay him face down on the floor with has head to the side.

    And viola, no choking to death on his own vomit.

    You see, you can be a good friend and party host, while still carring out your evil plan.

    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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