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    My tum tum hurts.

    I'm feeling like hard rolled shit, and i can't sleep. I've been sick for days. I hate this shit, i'd rather suffer physical pain than a stomach that feels like it contains a lead ball.

    Anyone have any advice on how to feel somewhat normal when your stomach is turning traitor on you? I have something to DO in the morning. I don't think i'll make it, but i don't want to feel like this regardless.

    Any ideas, anyone?

    I'm really bumming, here.

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    OOH. I'm so sorry madcap... I guess my question would be is Are you getting enough fiber?

    I can't sleep either. Another night of fucked up drama at work.... I'm so glad I am taking the next five days off- even if its being spent with my family.


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    Aw,poor baby.Did you anything bad?Are you able to make bowel movement?Try drinking a cup of hot tea to get it out of your system.I wish I was there to rub your tummy.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I accidentally omitted the word "eat" in the first sentence.Sowwy.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Pepto Bismal


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    Tequila.

    And if it starts moving from your belly button to your right side, go have your appendix sliced out.

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    I always blame the full moon on these things (I cant sleep either damn it) but thats just me LOL. Drink something warm would be my suggestion.
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    speaking of the moon, did y ou see the moon tonight? It was soooooo HUGE! full and h uge like some harvest moon or something.


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    Was it orange?

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    no but it was [glow=red,2,300]enormous[/glow]!


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    OMG YES! The moon was HUGE! Here it was an orange color which was strange. I couldnt stop looking at it!
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    BOO! hahaha


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    Very funny! Dont make me pee in my g-string LOL!
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    Yeesh.. Sorry Madcap.. Hope your tummy feels better soon.

    Yes Dahlings, the Moon was especially lovely last night. That would be the Full Buck Moon. I can never tear myself away from gazing out at the Full Moon of course, but the Pink, Buck, and Harvest Moons rate up there as my favorites.

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    As I understand it, World War II pilots and crews advocated blackberry brandy for upset stomachs and, strangely enough, it's worked pretty well for me.

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    No wonder I had ANOTHER dream of my grandfather! Must have been the moon.

    Mad, if it was something you ate, maybe you can have some Pepto Bismol? That used to always work, when I wasa kid.

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    I eat Kellog's raisan bran each day. Just a little bowel. Keeps things in order down there.

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    TMI

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    well here is my cure (it worked for my kidney stones)

    3 percocete, a six pack of beer, and go see the nickelback 3 doors down concert.

    it lossened everything up in my body and i didnt care how bad it hurt!


    i did sleep for 24 hrs straight tho after that~
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    Sorry to hear that. Like someone else said, Pepto Bismol always helped me whenever I had a stomachache. Also, whenever my stomach hurts, I just stick to crackers and 7-UP. Spicy foods would hurt my stomach even more. Hope you feel better soon.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno link=board=1;threadid=10681;start=msg132080#msg132 080 date=1088771859
    As I understand it, World War II pilots and crews advocated blackberry brandy for upset stomachs and, strangely enough, it's worked pretty well for me.
    of course! Grandpa's cough medicine works great for almost any ailment!

    I bet a hot buttered rum would work as well.


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    Chicken Soup is the nectar of the Gods...

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