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    Okay, I have one. I have witnessed a large variety of customer "styles" over the years. They're not much different than the personality styles I see, but they do seem to get a bit exaggerated inside a strip club.

    Here are the types I have seen;
    1 - the nice guy
    2 - the whacko nice guy who is a stalker
    3 - poor college students
    4 - bachelor partyers
    5 - business man
    6 - Asian business men (I only mention this because most of the ones I have seen have very different styles - I often see them throwing bills on the stage but not wanting to actually hand the money to the strippers...control issue?)
    7 - the crazy old guy who is there every day

    THE QUESTION - what are the types that you have seen, and who do you find to be the best customers in pay, and the best in attitude?

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    Being that I'm Chinese,I can answer the Asian business men question.They are afraid to get too close to the dancers.They tend to want to tip from a distance to prevent embarrassment(so they say).
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    Oh,I find that the business man is the money making customer for me.They've been at their convention all day so they want to let off steam at night.
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    I know this guy from India who went to a strip club one night, got drunk, then threw up on the dancer.....do you think that would be cause for embarassment?

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    Damn,yes that constitutes as an embarrassing situation.Was she compensated at least?
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    No....my buddy grabbed his drunk ass and high tailed it for the door before he got the ever loving crap beat out of him.

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    I guess from now on,I'll have to be on the look out for a drunk Indian guy.HAHA!
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    Kat Contributes:

    1.The Raincoater...will lap girls until he gets what he wants or gets so frustated he leaves in a huff, ripping off the last girl who didn't "deliver".

    2.Couples
    a. Chick is cool
    i. she wants dances
    ii. she prefers to watch
    b. Chick is not cool
    i. makes a scene
    ii. passive aggressive

    3. Lesbians. Yes, they are their own category. Excellent tippers and customers.

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