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    Ooookay....my cousin informed me tonight that his wife has a question for a dancer - she wants to know what kind of adhesive you use for attaching pasties, if you use that type. She has a toenail she wants to glue back on.

    Yeah yeah, I know....weird....

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    Why doesnt she use glue to attach the nail back on??? (on her toe I assume?)
    The stickies will fall off!

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    Well, she wants to glue it on....that's what the question is. What kind of glue should she use? (for some reason she thinkings the adhesive that dancers use will be safer than.....Elmer's? I dunno....I just do what I'm told.

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    No no....Crazy glue, for nails! This will attach the nail back on her toe. LMAO
    why does this thread crack me up?

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    Elmers glue wont stick to a nail....

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    I know Elmer's won't work...that was sarcasm. And it cracks you up because you have visions of some goofball gluing a TOENAIL to her toe. That, indeed, is highly amusing.

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    hehehe oh ok.... I thought you were serious about the Elmers. lol That just leaves a stinky smell. (yuck!!!)

    But yes, putting a toe nail on her toe, and getting advice is so cute. Tell her regular crazy glue for nails. She can even leave it on for a few days and then she can either rip it off, or it will fall off on its own.

    STILL...LMAO

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    Are you serious? Regular Crazy Glue to nail a nail back onto her toe??

    And just so you know, the conversation with my cousin was:
    "Hey - you know some strippers. My wife wants you to ask them for advice."

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    No! No!

    The only thiong Crazy Glue works on is fingers.
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    Um, nail glue would work too... lol



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    This would be nail glue that you'd purchase at, say, Target...for gluing on false nails?

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    Yes Stripper Tips.

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    Great! Thank you for the information. I feel so much smarter, and ever so slightly gay now!

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    Staple it!

    Heh.. Just kidding.. I know what ya mean, Lexi.. I have been crackin up all through this thread. Elmers LOL.

    Regular Nail glue will work just fine. But um.. Why on Earth is she trying to glue her toenail back on? LOL

    The glue will hold, temporarily. Once she puts on a shoe, I imagine it'll come right back off again..


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    I dunno....like I said....I do what I'm told.

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    Hehe.. You're such a good little obedient monkey, Mojo

    ce:

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    Well....I wouldn't want to be naughty and get my monkey spanked................................ orrrrrrrr would I?

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    I say the wife should only be let out in public with shoes on.

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    Well, I have to use latex as Pasties...so I guess she could just buy a bottle of latex and cover her toe in it...

    Or...she could just paint nail polish over the skin of where the toenail used to be and just call it even...

    LOL...holy shizzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess link=board=27;threadid=10741;start=msg133035#msg13 3035 date=1088955235
    Well, I have to use latex as Pasties...so I guess she could just buy a bottle of latex and cover her toe in it...

    Or...she could just paint nail polish over the skin of where the toenail used to be and just call it even...

    LOL...holy shizzle.
    This advice by venus is probably the best. How did her toenail fall off in the first place? If it was due to injury, a new one might be growing back in, and regularly gluing something there could hurt the growth. Her doctor could probably tell her. If it's permanently gone, then she can do as venus suggests, or talk to a nail technician, who might be able to whip up an acrylic concoction.

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    Over the counter nail glue isn't that strong. I use it for cracks in my natural long nails, but after a few days, the nail will break anyway and I just have to let it grow back.

    If she lost an entire toenail, she needs to wait for the new one to grow back on. Nail glue or crazy glue is only best for cracks in the upper part of the nail, or to glue acrylics back on. I've never heard of anyone getting acrylic toenails though.......

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    I forgot to mention....
    If she already has a toenail and she had a fake one on then nail glue is ok. But as the ladies mentioned... if its her REAL toe nail, then she shouldnt glue it back onto her skin.
    OUCH!!!

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    I don't think this glue thing is such a good idea... Especially if there is a new toenail growing under there. I think she should just wait it out or see a doctor. If she's self conscious about it maybe "paint" a toenail with polish to match the others? I don't think you'd be able to tell and no harm is really being done...
    And why would strippers know how to glue toes back together? ???



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee link=board=27;threadid=10741;start=msg133799#msg13 3799 date=1089126490

    And why would strippers know how to glue toes back together? ???
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    Default Re:Question from my cousin's wife

    Is she hanging onto the toenail waiting for an answer? ick.
    I use double sided indoor carpet tape for my pasties, at this point tell her to give it a shot, what has she got to loose?

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