Ok, I should have started this thread after I got home from work Sat night, but I was still in awe about the day. So here goes, and please tell me if I'm the only one or not that's had a day like this.
I got to work and everything was going good for about an hour, then I'm in the dressing room after a private dance getting ready for the stage. One of the new girls that works with me asked me and the housemom a question. I don't mind answering some of them if they aren't obvious. Hers was just stupid.
She asks "I just went and peepee'd, should I change my tampon 'cause I pee'd on in?"
I was like "Huh?"
She said "I just used the bathroom, pee'd and now do I have to change my tampon cause it got pee all over it?"
I said "Well did you just pee on it before you put it in or did some pee get on the string?"
She goes "No, my string is cut, and I got pee all over it, and it's already in.
I say "So how would you get pee all over it?"
She says "Well you know, cause your pee comes out of the same hole your blood comes out of"
I say "WTF? Are you serious?"
She says" yeah, doesn't it?"
So, by now I'm all "WTF?" and I ask her, "Did you have anatomy class in H.S.?"
She says "Yes, but I didn't pay attention"
I say " Then how the fuck can you masterbate?"
She says "What does that have to do with it?"
I say "Hunny, if you think you piss out of your pussy, it's a valid question"
She says, "But I do, I have seen myself do it before"
I say " Do you go to public school?"
she says "Yes, why?"
I look over at housemom, who looks like she's about to catch flies with her mouth(jaw on the floor), and say"See? That's why I don't want my kids going to public school!"
Then I proceed to strip down and teach her anatomy class. "Look hun, this is your clit, this is your urethra(where you pee from), this is your vagina,(where you bleed from), this is your.......you guys get the point.
What I can not understand is this girl is 19 yrs old, and she dosen't know this shit. I mean if she was like 12 or so, I could understand, but 19! WTF? I mean seriously, how can she really masterbate? Has she never seen an OB/GYN?
After that I had a guy who I asked for a dance, and he said in 10min, come back. So I did(I wish I hadn't). I asked him again, he asks how much. I tell him $30.
He says "I'm from Nashville"
I say "Well Christie's is $35 a dance, so you save $5"
He says "I go to NY , and go to Score's all the time"
I say "Well this is your lucky day then, you won't have to spent $1500 on a VIP here, remember it's only $30 per dance"
He says " See this? (pulls out his car keys)
I say "Yeah, and.....?"
He says "that's a $50,000 car there, I don't have to worry about spending $1500 at Scores"
I say "Then $30 should be small time to you"
He says " In 6 yrs I can retire, I'm an investment banker, and I make more money in one year that you will in 5"
So I say "Whatever hun, I have already retired 2 times in my life, and your car does not impress me. Things like that just don't"
He says "Whatever, that's just something people who have nothing say cause they are jealous of the people who do have"
I was pissed by this time "OK whatever hun, just to let you know, my fiancee owns this club(so much BS these next few lines), he's worth 14 mil himself, I have around 4 mil of my own, and I get on average $350,000 per year from my trust fund. So before you go spouting off at the mouth about thingS which you will never know, you better try to find out who the real dogs are!"
note: I am NOT engaged to the owner, I'm married(6yrs now), I am NOT worth 4mil, and I do NOT have a trust fund. Just to set the record straight.
So by now, I'm pissed off and then I have to go onstage, he comes up ther and round 2 starts.
He says " Well, I wanna tip you so can you give me change for this one?"
I say "Boy, you better back the fuck off, you will be removed from this bar, if you can not act like the gentleman you claim to be."
He says "And let me guess you'rew going to do it right?"
I say "No, but he will"(pointing to the bouncer)
He says "Yeah right, and why should I worry about him?"
I say "You shouldn't if you have good medical coverage"
Then the guy right beside him stands up, and says" Hun, c'mere"
I say "Ok sure baby", and start dancing
He says(guy 2), "No, hun I just want you to take this"
and sticks a $20 in my hand
I say "Why thank you very much, that is so kind of you"
He says(#2 still) "Hun, I wish I could give you more, but that's all I can do. But you need to know that you are worth so much more, and guys like this asshole over here(pointing to guys #1)are not even worthy to grace your presence"
I almost start crying, cause he was so sincere, and say"Well that's why some men are gentlemen, and some are dipshits"
Guy 2 says "I couldn't have said it better myself"
Guy 1 is standing ther looking around like 'I can't believe he they said that about me.'
So, after this I get off stage, and tell the bouncer who says, OK, he's gone, and barred the guy for life. I mean took his pic and everything, LOL! But I don't feel bad at all, when I went to the dressing room, all the girls were talking about how much of dick he was anyway, he didn't even buy any drinks or tip anybody.
But that's about it for my Sat. Sorry to rant like a fiend there, but I just had to get it all out. So have any of you girls(or guys) had a day like this? A total "WTF?"
day?
Thanks again for letting me rant a little,
Kitana




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If he supposedly is so "rich" then why the heck can't he pay for the lapdance?
I'm not going to look forward to customers like that at the job. You handled it beautifully and that customer #2 definatly helped.

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