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    Default You know that you're REALLY getting old when...


    They start making stupid nostalgia shows about the decade that FOLLOWED the one you came of age in. Somebody please call VH1 and tell them to stop this immediately.

    http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/i_love_...es_about.jhtml

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    LOL Doc.. I've seen the promos for this on VH-1. It's pretty horrifying. I'm more into the 80's specials. I could've skipped the 90's and could have been happy about it. I was born in the 70's, so the 80's were definitely the best time.

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    I'm totally looking forward to it. I do : the 90's!!

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    Oh Hell no... I'm emailing them today... (of course, I'm kidding)

    Myself, I prefer the 80's (YAY Rhia!).. Long live 501's and BON JOVI!


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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    being a kid in the 80's I have very fond memories, I don't think the 90's show would be as popular as the 80's.
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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    You realize the girl you just gotta Lap Dance from was your High Schools Friend's younger sister.

    Worse yet your daughter's friends younger sister.


    You name classic movies like "Fast Times, Deliverence, Airplane, The Breakfast Club, Wierd Science, and Pretty in Pink-- and no one in the room has any idea what your talking about.

    You are dating a younger women because you still think your really cool; then it slowly dawns on you that the girl your dating is really looking for a father figure...

    You went to Highschool and a "Home Run" was considered a BJ, now you find out that a BJ is "First Base" and "Home Run" Is a 3 way with your GF and Her Best Friend.

    You watch Nip/Tuck and slowly realize that all of a sudden from being DR. Troy that you thought you were in your youth, you really are Dr. Mc Namarra and have no clue when that happened.

    Your friends all have Wives, Kids, and a House, and no longer have time for you, and you slowly realize your alone.

    You have no clue what Ritalin is, but are really becoming aquainted with Prozac, Well Butrin, Paxil, Efexor, and various Blood Pressure medication.

    Ecstasy was something only hardcore underground goth crowds had access too at one time in your life.

    You say "Qualudes" and a Drug dealer has no clue what you want.

    You can remember "mother's little helper"

    What was called "good parenting" when you were growing up is now considered "Child Abuse"

    You hear that the kids now have a "Killer Playground" to play in, but you remember that you really had a "Killer" playground to play in when you were younger.

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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    When you hear eminem and you go "what the fuck is that garbage you're listening to?" Then you are officially old.

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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    Man... I would so : to watch it! but I don't have VH1... besides the fact I'm Australian not American I'm always saying to everyone that I feel like I'm stuck in the 90s. Ever since the 00s (naughties) came around... I've kinda not really taken much notice of the music.

    However if they play Achy Breaky Heart ... ARGH!!!!!! I will have to hide. I so can't stand that song!! I still can't believe it got to No.1 ... oh dear. *sigh*

    I must admit... seeing this special would make me feel a little old.


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    Achy breaky heart is the deamon spawn...

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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    .... when your teen age kids are wearing "retro" clothes that were "the new in thing" when YOU were there age.........

    i thought they outlawed polyester?

    damn i could of made a mint if my mom hadnt given those clothes to goodwill.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl link=board=1;threadid=10827;start=msg135029#msg135 029 date=1089372002


    However if they play Achy Breaky Heart ... ARGH!!!!!! I will have to hide. I so can't stand that song!! I still can't believe it got to No.1 ... oh dear. *sigh*
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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    ....Your cousins start collecting Social Security.
    ....Stuff on The History Channel was when you were alive.
    and the topper
    ...When hair starts wanting to grow in your ear.

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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    You change over from VHS to DVD so you can better watch your favorite porn--then you suddenly remember that was the reason you bought a VCR in the first place way back when...




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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    You can't remember what video you saw last on MTV.You spend Saturdays wishing it was Monday so you have work to keep you busy.You shop online because there are too many crazy kids at the mall.You now think 21 year olds are still kids.When you have post-it notes everywhere because you are just that forgetful.


    Damn,I'll have to refer to my post-its to remember the rest.HAHA!
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    Default Re:You know that you're REALLY getting old when...

    I was watching one of these 90's shows last night. I kept saying "HEY...didn't this just happen a couple of years ago? EIGHT? HOLY CRAP!"


    ....I'm so old.

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