I took the corkscrew as a customer behavior modification device, or as a joke, as in...
"My Bag...
- corkscrew
- cattle prod
- strap-on
- whisk/beaters
- edible elbow pads
- ski mask
- ear wax removal kit
- small fire extinguisher
- new potatoes
- stethoscope
- diphenhydramine
- a combo jar of maraschino cherries and some of those little onions..."
;P
But maybe I'm just a brat.
Um...perhaps worth adding is a favorite booty cloth, a notepad and pen, an electric razor, witch hazel (can be used to as an astringent or to clean off like rubbing alcohol, but not as drying, and is great for face) and cotton balls, and throat lozenges to combat the smoke and hollering over loud music.




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