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    Stoned Del. student gets lost in Conn.

    Associated Press
    07/11/2004

    A Delaware college student ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms and drove around in a pair of stolen cars before arriving, confused, on a mountain in northwest Connecticut police said.

    Paul Cunningham, 21, hiked to a nearby home Thursday night and asked to call 911, police said.

    "I think I stole a car," Cunningham told a dispatcher. "I'm not sure."

    Police said Cunningham, of Dover, Del., confessed that eating an entire bag of mushrooms, "probably wasn't a good idea." He allegedly told investigators that he had no idea how many laws he broke during a three-day excursion that took him 300 miles from home.

    A student at Wilmington College, he told a state trooper that he bought the drugs in Dover on Monday, according to the Republican-American of Waterbury. The next day, he went for a drive and twice got lost in Connecticut.

    He told police he remembers taking a train to LaGuardia Airport in New York, where he found a car with its keys in it. He's unsure where he went from there.

    "I once again found myself lost in Connecticut," Cunningham reportedly told police.

    After locking the keys in the stolen car, Cunningham allegedly stole a van from a Southbury rest stop.

    In Canaan, he decided to climb Music Mountain to see what was on the other side, police said. Investigators believe the exercise cleared Cunningham's head.

    "I want to correct my mistakes," Cunningham reportedly told Trooper Andre Roy. "In retrospect, this was a bad idea."

    He volunteered a written confession, police said. He was arraigned Friday and was held on $2,500 bail. Both stolen vehicles were recovered.
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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    LOL

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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    Wow. Give the kid credit though- he at least was honest.


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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    This is one situation where I don't think honesty was the best policy.... I would've climbed out of that car and hitchhiked back home.

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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    He was clearly still under the influence...

    "Please, arrest me, I must be punished..."

    Hallucinogens are like that, sometimes. Also, he has to have eaten a gigantic amount, to be tripping for three days.

    After hanging out with Buddha, Beelsebub, and Jesus for three days, he was probably on some hellish "Making peace with the world through righteous Justice" trip, and just barely lucid enough to get himself into some seriously deep shit in the process.

    Not that it's right to steal cars, or worse yet, drive them while simultaneously touring the Rings of Saturn--but who ever heard of someone drinking a case of beer, taking a joy ride in Uncle Fred's van, and then asking to be arrested the next day?
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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    LOL, good story.

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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=1;threadid=10988;start=msg137165#msg137 165 date=1089759590
    He was clearly still under the influence...

    "Please, arrest me, I must be punished..."

    Hallucinogens are like that, sometimes. Also, he has to have eaten a gigantic amount, to be tripping for three days.

    After hanging out with Buddha, Beelsebub, and Jesus for three days, he was probably on some hellish "Making peace with the world through righteous Justice" trip, and just barely lucid enough to get himself into some seriously deep shit in the process.

    Not that it's right to steal cars, or worse yet, drive them while simultaneously touring the Rings of Saturn--but who ever heard of someone drinking a case of beer, taking a joy ride in Uncle Fred's van, and then asking to be arrested the next day?
    That made me laugh...
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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=1;threadid=10988;start=msg137165#msg137 165 date=1089759590
    He was clearly still under the influence...

    "Please, arrest me, I must be punished..."

    Hallucinogens are like that, sometimes. Also, he has to have eaten a gigantic amount, to be tripping for three days.

    After hanging out with Buddha, Beelsebub, and Jesus for three days, he was probably on some hellish "Making peace with the world through righteous Justice" trip, and just barely lucid enough to get himself into some seriously deep shit in the process.

    Not that it's right to steal cars, or worse yet, drive them while simultaneously touring the Rings of Saturn--but who ever heard of someone drinking a case of beer, taking a joy ride in Uncle Fred's van, and then asking to be arrested the next day?
    I agree. Poor guy.

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    Default Re:What a long strange trip it's been...

    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic link=board=1;threadid=10988;start=msg137148#msg137 148 date=1089755529
    This is one situation where I don't think honesty was the best policy.... I would've climbed out of that car and hitchhiked back home.
    Yeah, me too. He must have still been high. Poor kid :o

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