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    Default The Death Of Common Sense

    OBITUARY

    Died 24/7/365 in America's Heart, USA

    Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.

    No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago
    lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies(don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies(adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

    Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
    classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; however they could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Finally, Common sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

    Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

    Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

    He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
    still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.


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    Default Re:The Death Of Common Sense

    Love it! I'm now emailing this to those I know will "get it"
    "What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?"
    --Michaelangelo--

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    Default Re:The Death Of Common Sense

    Ain't that the f*cking truth!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    Default Re:The Death Of Common Sense

    He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner
    there you go !

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    Default Re:The Death Of Common Sense

    hahahaha. That's great.


    *Preparing for mass email distribution*

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    Default Re:The Death Of Common Sense

    Hah hah hah

    Good one to email.

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