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    My daughter's birthday was Wednesday and her Dad and I took her to dinner.

    During the course of the dinner, she started talking about Mary Kate Olsen and how the movie that she saw (New York Minute) was the last movie she was doing because, "Mom, she is really really sick"

    When I asked her if she knew what Mary Kate had, my daughter pipes up and says,

    "yeah, she has this awful disease, called Cocaine. Its where you only eat a piece of cheese for a month"

    It was all I could do not to laugh, but she was corrected and informed that Cocaine is a drug, Anorexia is where you eat only a piece of cheese a month."

    I thought this was funny and thought I'd share...

    Those of you who have kids.. what are some of the funniest things they've said, or moments where they have embarrassed you by revealing how you really feel about someone or something?


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    I don't have children but that's hilarious.

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    When I first met my now fiance's mother. We were having a nice dinner at her house. My daughter who was 8 at the time. Looked up and said, " Jay has seen mommy naked you know" I just about died!!!!!!
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    Very funny. She's probably more right about the matter than anyone wants to admit...

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    My friends 2 year old daughter needed to go pee-pee, so they were at a truck stop and as she passed a big, burly trucker, she turns to him and says "hey big boy, I'm going potty!" My friend about died.

    I took my own daughter, who's 21 months, to the store and took her to the pet section to see the fish. She gets all excited, saying "fishy!" Then we see the birds and she starts doing the sign for birds (Venus taught here sign language) and making chirping noises. Then we see the hamsters and she says "mouse!" I say, "very good sweetie" and then she makes the "eat" sign and says loudly, "kitty eat!." everyone withing earshot fell on the floor laughing with that one!

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    Oh man.. My oldest kids did so many funny things when they were little.. The two most memorable moments that come up...

    My son was about 2, and was in the process of potty-training. He wore those pull-ups. Anyhoo, we were outside, and he sees birds in a tree, then he sees "bird droppings" falling from the tree. He then promptly runs into the house, and comes out a few seconds later with his whole package of pull-ups, holds it up to the tree, and says.. "HERE BIRDIES!!!"

    lmfao..

    Then, my oldest daughter, when she was around 1 1/2, was walking around the living room, when all of a sudden, she stops, and stares into a cup that was on the coffee table. Out of nowhere, I hear her saying repeatedly.. "GOT MILK? GOT MILK? GOT MILK?".. I went over to investigate, and found that there was a fly in my daughter's cup of milk, drowning in it..

    LOL.. Kids are so cute.. They keep things entertaining, that's for sure.

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    Oh man . . . my friend's daughter did this when she was just about 2. They were driving along, and get pulled over. When the cop came up to the window, her little girl (imitating her uncles) goes "Soooweee Soooweee, you sumbitch!"

    Her poor momma! :o
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    I was standing in line at the grocery store with my son. In front of us was this biker. He was a big guy, easily over 300 lbs., and had the whole biker look going, jeans, big boots, the leather Harley jacket, full beard and long hair. My son looks at him and says, "Mommy, why does that man have a pony tail? I thought only girls had pony tails"
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    ^^^ at least he didn't ask why the fat woman had a beard! I can just imagine...."is that the lady from the circus?" lol
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    In the video store with my girlfreind and her daughter, we pass a Bette Midler movie and all of a sudden.. "look! It's BUTT MURDER!" Everyone turned around like, where?

    I was in line with my little sister at the grocery store and she asked to be picked up. I was playing around and pretending that she was really heavy "oooh, are you wearing lead shoes?" No.. "oooh, do you have rocks in your pocket?" Yeah! Wanna see??



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    Okay just so everyone knows I do have implants (DDD) before I go on with my story.

    I was in the grocery line with my son who was about 2 at the time. I am trying to unload the groceries in front of the cart and this lady is next in line. The next thing I know my son yells at the top of his lungs "Momma this lady has bigger boobs than you". Needless to say I just laugh pay for the groceries red faced and leave quickly.

    When my oldest daughter was about 3 1/2 we were at Chucky Cheese. There was a lady that was very pregnant with twins there. I had just had my son about 5-6 months before. My daughter proceded to go up to this lady and inform her that her figure would go back down because her mommies always did. By the way this woman was about 5'2 and at least 5'5" around at the time. Thank god that the woman just laughed it of, but I never did she her again that night!

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    I still love the line from the movie Kindergarten Cop

    "boys have a penis girls have a vagina."

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    my little neice, was at the curious age of 3 and her mummy's bf was taking a shower, anyway he's coming out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him she's talking to him asking him what he was doing, then she was like take your towel off he's like no, then she's trying to look under it!!! red faced he goes into the bedroom, she grabs the towel, lucky he had a firm hold!. *my little baby kassandra*
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    Quote Originally Posted by kellyallstar link=board=1;threadid=11089;start=msg141823#msg141 823 date=1090467848
    my little neice, was at the curious age of 3 and her mummy's bf was taking a shower, anyway he's coming out of the shower with a towel wrapped around him she's talking to him asking him what he was doing, then she was like take your towel off he's like no, then she's trying to look under it!!! red faced he goes into the bedroom, she grabs the towel, lucky he had a firm hold!. *my little baby kassandra*
    That is too cute.


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    Well, I don't have any kids yet, but my best friend's two kids are plenty. Like, there was this one time that her 2 yo son was wandering around while her hubby and mine were working on the mustang, so we thought he was with them....he came back in the computer room with my double dildo and waved it at Nell, asking her what I had it for! I was about to die, when she commented through her laughter that it wasn't that bad, cuz her daughter had found HERS and decided to take a nice sized BITE out of it! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christy link=board=1;threadid=11089;start=msg143499#msg143 499 date=1090733821
    Well, I don't have any kids yet, but my best friend's two kids are plenty. Like, there was this one time that her 2 yo son was wandering around while her hubby and mine were working on the mustang, so we thought he was with them....he came back in the computer room with my double dildo and waved it at Nell, asking her what I had it for! I was about to die, when she commented through her laughter that it wasn't that bad, cuz her daughter had found HERS and decided to take a nice sized BITE out of it! lol
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