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    Zen Sarcasm

    1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
    leave me the hell alone.

    2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

    3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

    4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

    5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

    6. No one is listening until you fart.

    7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

    9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

    10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you
    have their shoes.

    11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

    14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

    15. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

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    Default Re:Zen Sarcasm

    OMG Rhi those are hilarious.I like #2 especially.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Default Re:Zen Sarcasm

    My fave was number 6. "Noone is listening until you fart"


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    Default Re:Zen Sarcasm

    Very Zenish. I like.

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    No. 14 was from Mark Twain. It's good.

    However, No. 1 is my life theme.

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    LOL...#12...too funny!

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    Cute, Rhi.


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

    -Eartha Kitt

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    LOL.....9. I have to remember that one! The next time i hear this from a friend i will use it for sure!!!

    Pamela

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    Default Re:Zen Sarcasm

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno link=board=1;threadid=11180;start=msg140891#msg140 891 date=1090334139
    No. 14 was from Mark Twain. It's good.

    However, No. 1 is my life theme.
    Heh Jay... That's also the one I live by..

    Glad everyone liked this.. lol


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