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    Okay Ladies... (forgive me playing with the tags...just tryin them out!)

    I know you ladies who are in the biz know there are the certain questions that come up every time you talk to a new guy. I know I have standard questions...

    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"What's your name?"[/move]
    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"How long you been doing this?"[/move]
    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"Where are you from?"[/move]
    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"Do you enjoy it, or is it just a job?"[/move]
    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"Does your family know you dance?"[/move]
    [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]"Have you ever had anybody you know come in?"[/move]


    Are there any other questions that you dancers are constantly asked?

    As I have been frequenting forums more and more, I have noticed that some guys go to clubs to try and pick up a girl (sounds like a losing proposition to me...girl loses money, and the guy has no chance...) so you ladies must be asked questions like:

    [glow=red,2,300]"Do you wanna go out some time?"[/glow]

    [glow=blue,2,300]"I bet all this dancing makes you horny, do you want to come back to my place and have a 3-some with my SO?"[/glow]

    [glow=green,2,300]"Will you marry me?"[/glow]

    [glow=yellow,2,300]"Let me take you away from all this..." [/glow]

    But what have been the weirdest questions?

    Are there questions you hate answering, or annoying questions?

    (hope THESE questions aren't too annoying!)

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    well you can't get any dumber than "is dominatra your real name?" or place whatever obviously fake name you have in there. not a dancer but i've read enough posts laughing about that to know it's a common question.

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    "Are those real?"
    "How many guys do you scew in a work night?"
    "Do you get turned on while dancing for guys?"
    "Tell your boss you want to leave early so you can go out with me."
    "Do I get a HJ or BJ in VIP"?

    AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!
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    OTB -

    Damn! even when I was brand-spankin-new to clubs, I wouldn't have asked some of those questions!
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    I dance in New Orleans.I hear pretty much eveything especially during Mardi Gras.
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    Do a search under "Best and Worst". Every month a new member does this topic.

    No offense, just giving you more resources to answer your questions.
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    OUCH!...

    I didn't even realize this forum had a search command...sorry for the board clutter!

    :-D
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    I dont see why asking a Dancer to get Married is such a Stupid Question. I think it could be a valid and reasonable question to ask.

    I think if a Dancer has someone interested in her so much to ask her for marriage it is not all that bad. Of course, the Man can be just joking or saying it out of misery. But I think it would be nice to hear of a Dancer getting such a proposal and actually accepting it and end up getting married to the guy. Of course I know the liklihood of that happening may be outrageous. But, I dont think it should be.

    I just live in a world where things should be enjoyable and happy.

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    It's not the stupid questions that bother me.... it's when they sit there with nothing at all to say.... how boring!!!! Then they wonder why you don't come back after you give them a lap dance.

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    I just really hate getting asked for drugs. I work in a very clean club, and i've never seen anything there, and when i tell the customer this, they call me a big fat liar. Oh, i'm sorry...you saw a movie once with strippers in it and they all did coke, so i must, too, right?! ARG! grumble grumble grumble....

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    Once during a lap dance, this guy was trying really hard to lick my boobs. I gave him a disapproving look, and he said: "oh, uh... my... BROTHER'S a plastic surgeon, so I'm just fascinated, and... trying to get a better look a what a beautiful job YOUR p.s. did!" Not a question, I know but that's probably one of the dumbest things I've heard so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141111#msg14 1111 date=1090365178
    I dont see why asking a Dancer to get Married is such a Stupid Question. I think it could be a valid and reasonable question to ask.
    Sure, it's a compliment...however, every single guy who says it thinks he's a first...after hearing it 20 times a night, it gets old...very, very old and very, very fast.

    The weirdest one was, "If I told you I'm gay, would I get a free dance?" I was like, WHA?? Huh??

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirCharls link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg140718#msg14 0718 date=1090306447

    [glow=red,2,300]"Do you wanna go out some time?"[/glow]

    [glow=blue,2,300]"I bet all this dancing makes you horny, do you want to come back to my place and have a 3-some with my SO?"[/glow]

    [glow=green,2,300]"Will you marry me?"[/glow]

    (this is all to make sure I don't make any blunders asking dancers questions while getting to know them...)
    I get these questions from EVERY guy I usually talk to! So, my response is:

    [glow=red,2,300]I'm into girls[/glow]

    [glow=red,2,300]I don't swing that way, Sorry![/glow]

    [glow=red,2,300]I think my GF might mind![/glow]


    usually, they stop asking about dates at least. But then they won't shut up about how HOT it is that I'm a sexy lesbian stripper!

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    "So do you have a boyfriend?"
    "You do know you can't just do this forever right?"
    "Are all of you girls here best friends?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141111#msg14 1111 date=1090365178
    I dont see why asking a Dancer to get Married is such a Stupid Question. I think it could be a valid and reasonable question to ask.

    I think if a Dancer has someone interested in her so much to ask her for marriage it is not all that bad. Of course, the Man can be just joking or saying it out of misery. But I think it would be nice to hear of a Dancer getting such a proposal and actually accepting it and end up getting married to the guy. Of course I know the liklihood of that happening may be outrageous. But, I dont think it should be.

    I just live in a world where things should be enjoyable and happy.
    Dang, I am feeling rowdy tonight, so...

    Or put another way, lonely guy meets sizzling sexy hot woman. Lonely guy wants to have sex with sizzling hot sexy woman. Lonely guy asks sizzling hot sexy woman to marry him because sizzling hot sexy woman is suppose to have sex with husband. Lonely guy has fantasy and in the fantasy lonely gets married, lonely guy has sex, everybody (aka "lonely guy") is happy.

    One problem with all of this... what is in it for the sizzling hot sexy woman?

    Those sizzling hot sexy women at the clubs get marriage proposals what, a dozen or more times a night? Why should they settle for lonely guy when they can have a sexy guy, or a wealth guy, or a confident guy, or some combination of? But then sexy, wealthy, confident guys aren't looking for would-be wives at strip clubs.

    Ouch, the truth just sucks - LOL

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    Like I said, This stuff happens in a perfect world. As for me, I would love to be married to Dancer. As long as she loved me and kept coming back, I would not pressure her on anything she did. But that just me as I am not a control freak. Not even a Controller. in fact well some Women here know my personality.

    I just wonder if their really are Dancers out there who actually accept if I would seriously ask them to get married?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141293#msg14 1293 date=1090386914
    I just wonder if their really are Dancers out there who actually accept if I would seriously ask them to get married?
    Customer: "Would you marry me?"

    Dancer: "No"

    Customer: "Would you marry me if I seriously asked you?"

    Dancer: "No"

    Customer: "Would you marry me if I was serious about seriously asking you?"

    Dancer: "No"

    Customer: "Would you seriously marry me if I was serious about asking you?"

    Dancer: "No"

    As far as I can deduce, the word "serious" doesn't change the answer... asking a dancer to marry you falls under the category of "silly questions".

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    So what does your boyfreind think about you doing this?

    (uh, my boyfreind only exists in your head)

    What's your real name?

    How much money do you make?

    Does this turn you on?

    Do you like my wife/gf/whatever?

    I know you meet a lot of assholes, and I'm not like them at all. I'm a gentleman and I really care about you as a person. I know you're shocked by that becaues of all these douchbags you deal with every night, but I really mean it. I just want you to relax and be yourself. Now that you know how different I am, will you suck my dick?




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    "Will you sit on my face?"
    "Have you done it with two guys?"
    "Do you get turned on doing this?"
    Answers:
    "NO! I don't even know you."
    "I ought to be charging you for answering questions like this."
    "No, it's my job."
    "Will you come home with me?" "Is you cock hard enough to drive a nail through a 2 by 4?" Hah hah, just kidding. No.

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    Here's a couple from this month so far.

    "do you masterbate?"
    "have you ever been with another girl?"
    "Do you have a boob job?" (mine are obviously real. was he trying to compliment me?)
    "What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that the foot is more noble than the shoe, and skin more beautiful that the garment with which it is clothed?"
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    Sir Charles- sorry, i can't get my reply to work in PM. I got your message, I work at scarlett's but this weekend will be my last. My mom's making me quit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141326#msg14 1326 date=1090396079
    "Will you come home with me?"
    "Is you cock hard enough to drive a nail through a 2 by 4?" Hah hah, just kidding. No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141111#msg14 1111 date=1090365178
    I dont see why asking a Dancer to get Married is such a Stupid Question. I think it could be a valid and reasonable question to ask.

    I think if a Dancer has someone interested in her so much to ask her for marriage it is not all that bad. Of course, the Man can be just joking or saying it out of misery. But I think it would be nice to hear of a Dancer getting such a proposal and actually accepting it and end up getting married to the guy. Of course I know the liklihood of that happening may be outrageous. But, I dont think it should be.

    I just live in a world where things should be enjoyable and happy.

    Yes! I wanna meet a cool guy, and be interested and have him ask me to marry him in a strip club while I'm sitting on his lap!

    In all seriousness, if a customer and dancer did fall in love, I DOUBT he's ask her in a SC. But for the guys who randomly ask, thats stupid. Its JUST as stupid as the guys who write letters to Lara Croft (the ANIMATED character of Tomb Raider) to marry them. (and yes it has happened lol)

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    Lexi as tempting as it would be I would never ask you to marry me even in the throughs of LD bliss.

    A) You are with an SO I cant rememeber if you are married or not. Regardless Im not interested in contributing to his beer and wings fund

    B) Im married as well. That is a major hurdle.

    Having said all that you have definite personna here. It makes us junkies lust after you. Its nice when you can stimulate that response from the safe and secure anonyminity of a BB

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR link=board=27;threadid=11185;start=msg141673#msg14 1673 date=1090455734
    Lexi as tempting as it would be I would never ask you to marry me even in the throughs of LD bliss.

    A) You are with an SO I cant rememeber if you are married or not. Regardless Im not interested in contributing to his beer and wings fund

    B) Im married as well. That is a major hurdle.

    Having said all that you have definite personna here. It makes us junkies lust after you. Its nice when you can stimulate that response from the safe and secure anonyminity of a BB

    FBR
    Well, Im an on and off kind of gal with this relationship, so if thats your excuse, then...

    But ya catch my drift. I think its cute when you get ALONG with the customer and you're just joking around and he says, "god, your perfect! Will you marry me?" Stuff like that doesnt bother me, its when guys are serious that you say wtf?

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