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    Heh.. Got this in my email, it was clearly written by a man, but I couldn't resist.

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    1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

    2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized, God doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

    3) My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

    4) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

    5) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

    6) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

    7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

    My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

    9) Sex is like a game of bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

    10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'

    11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

    12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

    13) You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

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    Cute stuff!

    >>>Sad<<<
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    Luv this!


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

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    Rhiannon,

    I&#039;m going to lift this one to pass on if you don&#039;t object.

    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    LOL have at it, Hon...

    I don&#039;t mind at all.


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    LOL


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    Have a question about boarding schools?
    Get it answered at Boarding School Forums.

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    Heehee...I like the 2nd and 9th ones.

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