I think you should..............spank the monkey!!!!!
All of them are Fake. Women do not use the Internet and would not be in SW even if they did.
At Least 90% are fake.
70 to 90%
50 to 70%
30 to 50%
10 to 30%
Less then 10%
None of them are Fake. They are all Women.
I think you should..............spank the monkey!!!!!
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
You have balls :o??? Were you going to tell me before or after our honeymoon?Originally Posted by SCGirl link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg141734#msg141 734 date=1090461474
The next poll will be...Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg141836#msg141 836 date=1090468435
How many male members of this board are posing as high paying customers but are actually cheap asses who spend $5/ on a Penthouse and make it last all month?




I am not bothered by Men posing as Women in Stripperweb as I am by Aliens from Tramalfador posing as Aliens from Betelgeuse on this board. That bothers me alot, and is deceptive to the dancers.
That has to end... NOW!
sgt johnny, do you have a female alter ego on here?
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PJ that was hysterical...
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what? thats not being cheap, thats being stupid. i guess im not a mr. fancypants like you. who spends $5 on a mag when theres free porn on the internet?Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142027#msg142 027 date=1090502328
i hear ya pj, i dont know how many times ive contacted what i thought was a Betelgeusian for an anal probe, but when i met them at the field, they ended up to be a desperate and deranged Tramalfadorian. ughhhhhhh!!!!!!! its just so sickening.
You are right...Originally Posted by sander8son link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142080#msg142 080 date=1090508735
Poll to add
Source to relieve sexual tension
$5 on Penthouse
Free Porn on Internet.
PM StripperClub member for pictures
Download pictures off of Gallery..
Spend $20 to go into SC to "watch"
Spend $100-$300 in SC to buy dances
Spend $20,000 in N.Y. for Champagne.
Ooops...hehe....um.....I forgotOriginally Posted by A_Guy link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg141993#msg141 993 date=1090494868
you forgot to add "blow over $50,000 acting like a rock star then blame the club for overcharging you"Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142089#msg142 089 date=1090510108
"You did then what you knew how to do; when you knew better, you did better" ~Maya Angelou
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtmlOriginally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg141981#msg141 981 date=1090492137
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Wellspring of energy
Rises in the body's core
Tap it and be sustained.
Channel, and it will speak.
from 365 Tao


It is Probably that most of the Men here in SW really are the Cheapo's that are suggested. The irony is that these same Guys are often the Same Profiles who keep posting insults who are often liked by some of the more popular Dancers here in SW. Dancers: Those are the kinds of guys who come to your Club and they a Buy a Drink, They talk BS to you and your Fellow Dancers. They Buy a Drink, sit at the Bar and if they feel generous they may give a Dancer a dollar or maybe two. They come to watch your true Customers who really enjoy your Company and enjoy giving you your Money. Why some of you Dancers think so highly of them is just so puzzling. Maybe it is because you really dont like your Job? Maybe you think your Customers who buy Dances from You are Perverts?Originally Posted by SCGirl link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142308#msg142 308 date=1090532411
And so Maybe you come to SW and find those Cheap Guys who talk BS to you as those whom you prefer to communicate with and then call the Guys like me who really support your Work as the Guys to avoid? My point is if your a Dancer and you have to go to such guys here on SW who just sit at the bar as the Guys you rather talk to then that has to indicate that you dont like your profession and you dont like your real customers and that maybe you should find a different line of work? Just a Rant. Have a Nice Day.





They come in w/their dogs w/frogs on their backs, popping & pooping. I shall buy a Frog Statue, it croaks when someone walks on my prooperty It shall join my talking/singing Fish.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
PJ Get your Vonnegut out, Pilgrim. I think you misspelled home.Originally Posted by Prester_John link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142045#msg142 045 date=1090504027
Turnipman strikes back.
I don't know about anyone else, but I get pretty pissed off at guys like you. They either come into the club or onto this site and presume to know what all the girls think--how they feel about their job, how they feel about the patrons, how they feel about other posters. Didn't your mamma tell you that to assume only make an ass out of YOU (screw the "me" part, no matter how ignorant you may be, it doesn't make ME an ass)?! Don't you realize that what you're doing right now is pissing a lot of these women (and men....or should that be "or men" since none of us are really women anyway?) off? You say you don't like those rude customers that buy a beer and sit back and watch. Well, I don't either, however, I certainly dislike the guys that come up, drop a hundred or more and then think they have the right to tell these girls how to do their job, what to think, and what to do in their own personal lives. THAT disgusts me! Normally I'd welcome someone like you to defend themselves, however, I think you are incapable. You'll come in with the "I support the dancers. I pay them money and compliments. What more do they want?!" Answer: respect. You THINK you're giving it to them, but you're not. You disrespect them by ASSUMING that if they don't want to dance for you, they dislike their job, or that if they talk to the male posters on here that they need reassurance. Why don't you try NOT insulting people (I know, you're not trying to, but, let's face it, you ARE insulting them). Stop judging the girls and their choices and preferences. If they don't want to dance for you, that's their choice, and it doesn't mean they don't like their job, it means they don't want to dance for you. Frankly, you come off as being very demanding and particular.....I wouldn't want to dance for you....and I wouldn't want my little sister dancing for you either....because, to be quite honest, you make me uncomfortable and you're really kinda creepy. Maybe if you continued to be generous with the money but laid off the demands and the stereotypes and stopped being so damn judgemental, the girls would be ALL OVER YOU!!!Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142440#msg142 440 date=1090545667
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"You did then what you knew how to do; when you knew better, you did better" ~Maya Angelou





Tell 'em why you madOriginally Posted by SCGirl link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142749#msg142 749 date=1090594260
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I just read this rant and response... ah yea, I don't really know how you can make a generalization that the other guys are cheap (I know I'll drop a G or more when I go, but I don't go very often, but read the blue site - plenty of the guys spend quite a bit and regularly)...Originally Posted by SCGirl link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142749#msg142 749 date=1090594260
Anyway, the exchanges on this forum... the ladies aren't at work, and the customers aren't at the club. Of course they appreciate your business at the clubs, but this isn't on the job time... this is a forum to chat, and really it is the dancer's forum - we customers are guest here. Treat the ladies like people, and show some respect... they aren't on the forum to dance for you. Seems like a simple "duh".





Okay, I'll fess up. I'm not really a SC customer, I'm not even a man. I'm just a cabbage that one day mutated and sprouted an internet connection. Oh, and let me confess that I'm a really cheap cabbage too.Originally Posted by sgtjohnny link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg142440#msg142 440 date=1090545667
[img width=180 height=180]http://www.moro.spb.ru/goods_pic_big/cabbage.jpg[/img]
Someday a real vegetable is going to come along and make coleslaw out of my ass, but I'll enjoy posing as a human being in the meantime.
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Former SCJ now in rehab.
Woah Doc.. That was deep and stuff.. lol
Those damn cabbages!
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^^LOL Doc.
SgtJohnny...the difference is that when I am at home, I do not want to be bothered with work. You keep PM'ing me how you want to send me money, blah, blah, blah. I am not interested in any of that. Sure, the donations would be nice, but there is no way that I would send any one any kind of pics that I do not know. You think that you are being so smooth, but you are not. If you think that because you talk about how you like to run your bank account dry impresses anybody, it doesn't because WE ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE MONEY. We are here to relax and enjoy the exchange on line. That would be like you coming over to my house (this is not an invitation) and telling me that you will give me x dollars to put a stripper dress on. It's DOABLE, however, I am not at work...you seem to miss that little side-note. If you love giving money to pretty dancers, then by all means, please RUN, don't walk to your nearest SC and drop the cash. Then you can come here and talk with us...whatever...but you trying to recruit "online honeys" just is, not only looking sinister and stalker-ish, but it's also causing a lot of friction where it's not wanted or needed.
Thank you.
LMAO Doc! I had no idea :o
Speak for yourself!!Originally Posted by VenusGoddess link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg143355#msg143 355 date=1090703008
Sargy, I'm all bouts da money. PM me and provide a montly paypal donation of $50, and I'll send you a precious pic of me in a cowgirl outfit with a leather garter while I eat a watermelon.
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AG, I'm gonna bend you over, & spank your butt w/a cat o' nine tails made out of licorce whips.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





NOT WITHOUT ME YOU ARENT....Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg143453#msg143 453 date=1090724823
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Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=11254;start=msg141653#msg141 653 date=1090453271
I'm thinking the same thing!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Whoa!
SgtPsycho actually managed to beat me for most useless thread ever!
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