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    Default A further question about Wood

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    I read in another topic about how customers get wood when getting lap dances. I know I sure do. Alas I am only average in that department. :smiley:

    Here is my question...

    Ever been giving a lap dance and been absolutely floored by a man's size? ng:

    note:
    either because it is so BIG or so small
    Is he a or a
    Does it make you go or


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    Definately TOOOOOOO small.Especially if the guy looks like he would be bigger.I almost want to laugh sometimes.Although I danced for this one guy that weighed a buck 25 and it was HUGE!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Oh.The picture of you and your family looks nice.You all look like pleasant people.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Define "huge"?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
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    About the size of a water bottle(1 pt.),but not as wide around.
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    Wait,I wanted to add that is was a bachelor party type dance at the club and he was stripped down to his tighty whities.That's how I was able to tell the size.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    OTB -

    Thanks! (if it was genuine! I confess I couldn't tell!) :smile:
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    I mean it.You guys look like decent folks!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    :kiss:
    I'm so unlucky I fell into a barrel of nipples & came out sucking my thumb
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    you are the king of the smilies

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    That woman's boobs in SirCharls' avatar make my DD's look tiny.I wonder how many cc's those are.
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    Personally, I'm impressed she has such a tiny waist with those. How does does jog or exercise? I guess it's true what they say, nothing grows in the shade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg142100#msg14 2100 date=1090510877
    Personally, I'm impressed she has such a tiny waist with those. How does does jog or exercise? I guess it's true what they say, nothing grows in the shade.
    I was thinking the same thing!

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    We just had Miss Pleanty up top as a feature last month.
    127 PPP hooters!
    each one was just......

    well....
    just........

    HUGE!!

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    That is Colt 45. Supposedly she was voted the biggest breasts ever from some boobie magazine a few years back...
    'course, they didn't take my boobs in to account...man-boobs don't count, right?!

    Thanks for the smilies comment, I was just tryin em all out!
    I'm so unlucky I fell into a barrel of nipples & came out sucking my thumb
    Computers beat me at chess, but kick-boxing...
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    Life is an STD, and we all die from it

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    She is very very pretty! Also take into account about her waist, when a wome gets very huge implants her waist/tummy will look smaler. That's what i have noticed anyway.

    Pamela

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    Since were on the topic of Wood.

    How much Wood could a Wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Wood?

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    if that's Colt 45, she is not that tiny any more

    I saw her about a year ago and she's gained weight. That's an old picture. I overheard her talking about grandchildren, so....she's not spring chicken

    but she still looked good and had huge tits

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg142030#msg14 2030 date=1090502557
    you are the king of the smilies
    ain: you beat me to it! I just love how you "phrased" that post!

    My first dance for a black guy: okay so we all know the sterotypes about black mens penises... I was giving this large-framed black guy a dance when he sprung wood! *surprise* but it seemed very tiny!!!

    Just MORE proof that you shouldn't believe everything you hear!

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    A lot of times it's difficult to determine whether or not the guy is hard or not, sometimes it's quite obvious, other times you have to wonder, you feel something but you aren't sure. I've admittedly increased grinding friction a bit to find out when I was really curious. But generally it depends.
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    The only time I dislike a guy getting is in two occasions: He is either grinding it up/down against my back or against some other part of my body.

    Other than that, if he is being a "gentleman" customer (staying within the boundaries of the rules I told him about at the start of the dance).. then I see it as a compliment. Size doesn't matter to me.. I'm not having sex with the guy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg141986#msg14 1986 date=1090492842
    Definately TOOOOOOO small.Especially if the guy looks like he would be bigger.I almost want to laugh sometimes.
    I have this smirk....i do......it means I am laughing inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by mercedez link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg142872#msg14 2872 date=1090609208
    I have this smirk....i do......it means I am laughing inside
    Dammit I thought that smirk meant she really liked me :'( now i know it just means i have a small wang



















    i crack myself up sometimes...is that normal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg142887#msg14 2887 date=1090610774
    Quote Originally Posted by mercedez link=board=27;threadid=11264;start=msg142872#msg14 2872 date=1090609208
    I have this smirk....i do......it means I am laughing inside
    i have a small wang ...is that normal?
    hehe


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    you would know

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