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    This afternoon I stopped by one of the clubs I visit on a regular basis. I'm familiar with most of the Suday afternoon crew - managers, bouncers, waitresses, DJ & dancers - and I immediately noticed a new dancer who I hadn't seen before. Once she took the stage you could tell she was a newbie. (The biggest give away was that she was clearly not used to her shoes yet.) Anyway, I figured I'd show her some support so I approach the stage to tip her. As I handed her the tip I asked, " so, what's your name?" She responds, "Would you like my real name or my stage name?" I couldn't help but smile and then responded, "I'm sure you'll find many guys looking to get your real name, but it's usually best if you stick with just giving out your stage name." Too funny.
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    Another time I visited a club, I walked in just as the clus was starting a 2 for 1 showcase. Most of the dancers were off giving the 2:1 and one dancer who was unable to find a willing participant was asked to perform on stage. I handn&#039;t seen this dancer at the club before, so I figured she must be a new dancer, but you could tell that she had danced before. When I approached the stage to give her a tip she was in the middle of doing some floor work. I leaned in and asked her name, and she stopped cold. Clearly embarassed she looked up to me with these sad puppy dog eyes and said, "I forgot my name. I&#039;m sorry. It&#039;s <Insert Name> but that&#039;s my real name." I told her not to worry and that she was welcome to stop by and tell me later on after she remembered.
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    Any dancer who gives out her real name is making a potentially dangerous mistake.

    Just my opinion.
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    fuck yeah she is! Those girls are lucky (I don&#039;t know you but I HOPE...) that they didn&#039;t do that with a CREEP! I accidentally did something like that one time. It was the end of the night, and I approached a guy who I knew would probably be my LAST dance of the night. He said his name was Ben. Well, a little background, I had a VERY seriuos relationship with a guy named Ben, and so out of sheer reaction-I guess- to hearing that name, I&#039;m like: Oh, my names >real name here<

    OPPS! I didn&#039;t flinch, because I knew that HE didn&#039;t know that was my real name, so I just played it off, gave him a dance, and left. Hope he never comes back though...

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    You know the wierdest part about the story of the newbie dancer was that later on I was told that she had actually been a backrub girl at the club previously. She worked there for a while, left, and then auditioned to be a dancer the other day. Gee, you would have thought that she would have picked up on the whole name thing just from working at the club. Strange, huh?

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    Actually this brings up a question for me. Since I never get back rubs at the clubs I visit, I&#039;ve rarely had the chance to socialize with any of the girls who do them. So here&#039;s my question: DO ALL GIRLS AT A STRIP CLUB USE ALTERNATIVE NAMES (ie back rub girls, waitresses, cashier girls, etc.), OR IS IT JUST THE DANCERS?

    (I guess I&#039;m now curious since the new dancer/former back rub girl seemed unfamiliar with whole stage name concept, and yet if she worked there before, I wonder if any of her former customers know her by her real name. Hmmmm?)
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    Default Re:Funny newbie/stage name story...

    All the girls at my club that are cocktail waitresses are also dancers so they always use their stage names. I think it&#039;s cute because I remember being so innocent, but that girl will learn...like we all have.... that it is always best to stick to a stage name... or at least have a fake real name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung link=board=25;threadid=11400;start=msg144365#msg14 4365 date=1090893792
    You know the wierdest part about the story of the newbie dancer was that later on I was told that she had actually been a backrub girl at the club previously. She worked there for a while, left, and then auditioned to be a dancer the other day. Gee, you would have thought that she would have picked up on the whole name thing just from working at the club. Strange, huh?

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    Actually this brings up a question for me. Since I never get back rubs at the clubs I visit, I&#039;ve rarely had the chance to socialize with any of the girls who do them. So here&#039;s my question: DO ALL GIRLS AT A STRIP CLUB USE ALTERNATIVE NAMES (ie back rub girls, waitresses, cashier girls, etc.), OR IS IT JUST THE DANCERS?

    (I guess I&#039;m now curious since the new dancer/former back rub girl seemed unfamiliar with whole stage name concept, and yet if she worked there before, I wonder if any of her former customers know her by her real name. Hmmmm?)
    Before I even started stripping, I knew about the whole stage name thing so, you WOULD think that she knew (if for no other reason) because she&#039;d worked there before... hmmm. not the brightest crayon in the box.

    you bring up a godd point, verfy. I&#039;m not sure if ALL the gals in my club use stage names, or just the dancers... I mean, I know the waitresses names, but I don&#039;t know if that&#039;s their REAL name. Never thought to ask I guess.

    I&#039;ve never heard of a "back rub" girl b4. Sounds like an interesting twist on your typical nudy joint. I give back rubs sometimes, (and receieve sometimes) but that&#039;s only to get guys that are seemingly receptive to touch to buy dances. :evil:

    It&#039;s all in the name of trying to "hustle" I guess.

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    where are you FBR? I&#039;m sure you have to have a funny story that fits into this slot!

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    Default Re:Funny newbie/stage name story...

    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold

    ....I've never heard of a "back rub" girl b4. Sounds like an interesting twist on your typical nudy joint. ...
    Back rub girls are fairly common in the clubs in Massachusetts. It's a no contact state so you're not really allowed to touch or be touched by the dancers. The back rub girls are the only ones who really allowed to make contact with the guys. Customers usually pay $10, sign a release form, and then get a back and shoulder rub. (I've personally never gotten one.) The girls are not dancers, and are not allowed to take any clothes off. They're basically dressed in the same manner as the waitresses, but maybe not as uniform.
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    hmm... learned TWO new things today!

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