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    LMAO....a lot of people think strippers lead exciting late night Cinemax lives, full of hard drugs, hard sex, and wild times. Here's the real deal.
    WHEN TRAVELING: Get up, drive/ fly to destination. Pray you were not lied to by the club management. Get to hotel. Clean up. Go to club. Hustle. Hustle, hustle....go back to hotel and sleep alone. Wake up/wash/eat/go to bank...get acquainted with new town, get personal grooming done. Get ready for work and go in. Repeat work, work, work,......for weeks. Intermittently call home/ SO/ faraway friends. Sit in hotel room, eating, watching TV and complain about aches and pains.
    WHEN HOME: commute to club. Keep tire iron and Maglite in car under seat for unwanted admirers who might recognize you/ follow you. Show up early, get ready and listen to other girls gossip. Practice straight face for men who will ask you to come home with, or otherwise say something pricelessly... Stupid. Hustle, hustle. Go home tired, with smeary eye makeup and smelling of the titty bar air freshener. Sing alone in the car. Get home to your cat or dog and be grateful they are not like people. Shower and SLEEP!
    Did I forget anything?

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    Yes.. On the "AT HOME" part, you forgot the flannel nightie, box of Cheez-It's, and Roseanne re-runs.
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    Ha ha ha ha....I can one up you: I watch CNN instead. In Guam I was bitching because the feed was CNN International. (Typical American!)

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    And your favorite household attire is sweatpants and an old T-shirt...

    I still love my girl in this outfit (though the cut-offs she made at my request are pretty damned cool), especially when it's my T-shirt she's wearing.
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    Maxine, you described my routine perfectly. LOL, nice post.

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    All the while, you are often mini-celebrities. Funny little world, isn't it?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Well, MojoJojo, we don't get treated with reverence. Unless it's in a disturbing extreme kind of reverence. I guess it could be summed up as "Naked and Famous..."

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    That is an excellent point. What can I say? Men are assholes. I bow to all of you.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Hehe...Maxine, I'd have to say this is pretty accurate for me as well, especially being happy not to have to interact with people after work. Some guys never cease to amaze me....they really think and insist that we dancers want to party party party after work....with them no less.

    When I finish a shift, I might have a late-night meal with a dancer friend, but then I go home, throw off clothes, shower, wash all makeup off, and chill out. Read SW for half an hour, then sink into bed. Cannot interact with anyone on a social level.

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    Does it depend on how many shifts you work, and which shifts. I've gone out after the day shift with dancers several times because they do want to party. Usually they aren't working the next day though, or only work one or two shifts a week. To a lot of people you all do live exciting lives because you have the guts to put yourself out there to be discussed, rated, and admired.

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    for those of us in relationships, you forgot: ...go home take a SHOWER, turn down your SO for sex... hahaha

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    Add going to the gym with yours madmaxine and that's me. Plus other jobs such as modeling, acting and real estate plus add family to the list. However some girls do the partying after work and go to after hours clubs and others hook up with customers sometimes. Everyone is different... Personally I try to have a real full filling life outside the clubs. NY is a great city and has so much to offer, most girls don't even know where to go or take for grated what's available in the city.
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    Nice post! I love it....

    Hey, you forgot something though.....

    A box of kleenex next to the bed for those nights when you just have had enough!


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    ........I should have never joined this board.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144235#msg14 4235 date=1090869615
    for those of us in relationships, you forgot: ...go home take a SHOWER, turn down your SO for sex... hahaha
    Oh my god!!! Sad, but so true. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144420#msg14 4420 date=1090898908
    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144235#msg14 4235 date=1090869615
    for those of us in relationships, you forgot: ...go home take a SHOWER, turn down your SO for sex... hahaha
    Oh my god!!! Sad, but so true. lol
    You sure you want to let this secret out? I mean if the guys on the board find out this is the way it really is...

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    ^ My image of strippers is completely shattered!

    I thought they were all coked-out sex maniacs working their way through college and paying for baby formula for their brood of 13 children?

    Now what do I do?

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144433#msg14 4433 date=1090899865
    ^ My image of strippers is completely shattered!

    I thought they were all coked-out sex maniacs working their way through college and paying for baby formula for their brood of 13 children?

    Now what do I do?

    See what I mean - already the fantasy starts to crumble...

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    OH, I could really blow the whole fantasy....

    I've been known to pee in the shower


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    That's it....I'm going gay.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    HAHA - I knew it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144450#msg14 4450 date=1090900802
    That's it....I'm going gay.
    Going? I thought you already were...

    LOL j/k

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144450#msg14 4450 date=1090900802
    That's it....I'm going gay.

    Going.... going..... POOOF.....

    Gone...

    Now, can I watch???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144462#msg14 4462 date=1090901539
    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=27;threadid=11411;start=msg144450#msg14 4450 date=1090900802
    That's it....I'm going gay.

    Now, can I watch???
    Kinky

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    Oh, sure, why not?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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