LMAO....a lot of people think strippers lead exciting late night Cinemax lives, full of hard drugs, hard sex, and wild times. Here's the real deal.
WHEN TRAVELING: Get up, drive/ fly to destination. Pray you were not lied to by the club management. Get to hotel. Clean up. Go to club. Hustle. Hustle, hustle....go back to hotel and sleep alone. Wake up/wash/eat/go to bank...get acquainted with new town, get personal grooming done. Get ready for work and go in. Repeat work, work, work,......for weeks. Intermittently call home/ SO/ faraway friends. Sit in hotel room, eating, watching TV and complain about aches and pains.
WHEN HOME: commute to club. Keep tire iron and Maglite in car under seat for unwanted admirers who might recognize you/ follow you. Show up early, get ready and listen to other girls gossip. Practice straight face for men who will ask you to come home with, or otherwise say something pricelessly... Stupid. Hustle, hustle. Go home tired, with smeary eye makeup and smelling of the titty bar air freshener. Sing alone in the car. Get home to your cat or dog and be grateful they are not like people. Shower and SLEEP!
Did I forget anything?


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LOL, nice post.
for those of us in relationships, you forgot: ...go home take a SHOWER, turn down your SO for sex... hahaha





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