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    I was sent this today.. I thought it was funny... and thought I would share..


    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then...

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



    But...

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And..



    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



    AND look how far ass kissing will take you...

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G


    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard
    Work
    and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
    Bullshit
    and Ass Kissing will put you over the top


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    Default Re:Funny: 100%

    good one

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    ..that just made my week!! Thanks Gynger

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    Ain't that the truth! Good one, Gynger!!!
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    That is TOO funny!!!LOL!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    I have to copy that and put it in the dressing room at work.......

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    LOL cute

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