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    Trying to lose weight? Need to maintain your slim figure? Well, check out these REAL Weight Watchers meals...and make sure you read the captions that were added by this individual....makes it all so worth it!

    http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE. OH MY GOD! I laughed so hard I cried. Disgusting.

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    I'm sayin'!

    "When one first arrives here one may believe the Soup tastes like ass. That is not so, my child. The Soup is Inspiration and the Soup is Love."

    Pure poetry...
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    What killed me is the Salmon mating with the lemons. I used to work with Chinook Salmon for a State wildlife agency, so I was going into laughing seizures. From the way this lady writes, I thought she was someone from Mystery Science Theater 3K/ Best Brains.

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    OMG! Too funny... my grandma has those cards I'm sure of it.. I've seen old WW cookbooks... DISGUSTING!


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    Holy Hell! LOL

    1974 was a good year though.. heh


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    MARCY HAS TO BE STOPPED.. .My GAWD.. .some of that shit looks just plain WRONG!

    1974 it was a very good year in deed.. for melon!!!! I especially like the Frankfurter Spectacular-
    "I would almost be willing to upholster a whole damn pineapple with pork product just to be able to say I was serving Frankfurter Spectacular. Say it with me: Frankfurter! Spectacular!"

    Oh I have to stop... I'm crying...



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    I couldn't see the pictures on the cards.

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    "Mexican food is easy to make! All you need is toast and quotation marks!"
    Ohhhh Marcy...you crazy, crazy bitch.

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    OMG. That was fucking awesome. I almost peed in my panties.

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    I like the one with the bong water.LOL!!!

    The disclaimer at the bottom is hilarious too!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    That was so good! I think I need to print out pics of those vile gelatinous salads to stick on my fridge ("I don't think your ready for this jelly" "nobody is" LOL!). It will deter my unwarranted snacking. Maybe that was where the "weight watchers" bit came in. You look at the cards and suddenly your not very hungry. Bleh!
    I am lazy and I like to party


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    Agh! Fish balls?!? Celery log??!? That scares me.
    No wonder people lost weight. They were afraid to eat!!!



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