Well everyones favorite asshole(other than Sandy) Is BACK!!!! Anyone miss me?
Well everyones favorite asshole(other than Sandy) Is BACK!!!! Anyone miss me?
Welcome back, Blade! Did you make it there in one piece?
*muah*
~Rhi~





Hey, I'm glad to see you and Dea are back. How's Arizona?
ME ME ME!!!!!
How's Arizona?
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Welcome back foo
Here's a summary for ya (I don't know how long you've been gone...knowing that would be...gay.)
1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? See the Creation vs Evolution post.
2. Someone stole Gynger's clothes again (was it you?) and she's pissed. However, Friday she will be working on a decision regarding which one of two job offers she should accept.
3. Audiense has learned the invaluable lesson that telling a woman she is getting "BIGGER" is not the same as looking "HEALTHY"....and he says he needs a girlfriend.
4. Sarge is 6'3, has a 9 inch penis, can karate kick anyone's ass, and wants to offer his $37K/year to a stripper that he impregnates......and wants pictures of everyone in church clothes.
5. How's your self esteem? Answer the poll...we need to wrap up this incredibly scientific experiment this weekend.
6. A_Guy dug Kahoots in Columbus (I think they owe me commission, dammit) and now needs advice on Windsor clubs....give him some.
7. Turns out "regulars" are possessive shitty customers (for the most part) and fly by night conventioners are the real money makers....... dammit.
8. Rhiannon does a LOT of laundry.
9. Also turns out that dancers don't spend all their off-time having pillow fights in their white cotton panties with one another, and engaging in constant promiscuous lesbian sex...but rather they lounge in their sweats and get annoyed with men for having "chit chat" conversations with them. Again....dammit.
10. Sometimes, fantasy is better than truth. Too late....I know it all now.
DAMMIT!
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye





Welcome back brother
I think I still need to send you my address dont I?



Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=11476;start=msg145262#msg145 262 date=1091014541
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And welcome back Blade.
hey blade, hey D.....are you guys settled yet? i wanna come visit you for a weekend in the fall...hope the move went well
hugz and kisses,
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HAHAHA.. very nice.. and to add some more:Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=11476;start=msg145262#msg145 262 date=1091014541
11. Election season is here, therefore Pyrce & GF created the "Political Poo" forum to help stifle the spread of negativity - Hot topics include gay bashing, Hitler & Bush, and reasons to vote for Kerry
12. The "Picture Forum" has been highly active. Sarge had nice contributions of "Post your Garter Pics", "Post your eating BBQ sandwichs and Watermelon Pics" and someone added "Shoveling Mulch Pics".
13. Bridgette moved to Baltimore!
14. StripperTips changed his name after a severe beating from Rhi
15. SW updated their database
16. New moderator nominations for all forums (Blade, I think you'll be a shoe in for the Music Mix forum)
17. Thanks to Sarge's investigative skills, he unearthed the fact that there are no women on these forums. Just guys pretending to be strippers, Aliens from Tramalfador, turnips, cabbage, "extraterrestial shape-shifting reptilian aliens from the 4th dimension", and latte enema slaves.
anymore?
Wow, nice summary.
Also, Katrine picked up her passport and went off to Amsterdam and Russia. Last thing she said that she was going to hang with the Mafia. Haven't heard from her since...
Welcome back.
Hello Blade, I was wondering how it was going for you in AZ. Huh huh, hot enough for ya?
Welcome back! Hope you guys are enjoying Arizona!![]()
Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....![]()
WB Blade!
Bridgette moved to Baltimore?? Huh...I was thinking of moving out there....
Damn, I missed out mucho!
Happy summer fun everyone, meow!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
Blade is back...there goes the neighborhood...
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Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Damn B moved out to Baltimore BEFORE I could chase her out of Az? Just my luck! Az seems cool(no humidity,lol) we just got here last night, so I haven't checked it out fully...Who the hell is sarge? Another troll?
Originally Posted by A_Guy link=board=1;threadid=11476;start=msg145302#msg145 302 date=1091020951
HOLD UP! Y'all forgot a couple!!!
1.We have all determined and taken a poll that most of us pee in the shower,
2.Marcy needs to be stopped... 1974 was a very good year for Fish and Mackarel....
3.Jon Bon Jovi stirred up quite a mess in a post meant to cheer up a fellow sista in da hood (FERARRI!), and it grew to (how many pages?)
4.Sarge posted a thread about a $70 webcam dance but you had to be in certain states, have a certain look and put garter in your belt for the camera...
5. Lexi reminded us that not all dentists can be trusted with novacaine... oh, wait.. that was semen right?
6. Venus Goddess is not one to debate with.. she WILL win as the kid has learned...
7. SC Girl has balls.(I'd pay good money to see those balls and her scratching them too!)
and, last but not least...
8. Green Jello is nasty assed shit!
All in all Blade, nothing new. But, WELCOME HOME! We missed you
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Good to see you back. I hope you had a good trip, and AZ is treating you both well.
Wellspring of energy
Rises in the body's core
Tap it and be sustained.
Channel, and it will speak.
from 365 Tao
LMAO...welcome back Blade!! Hope you love AZ!!Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=1;threadid=11476;start=msg145796#msg145 796 date=1091092014
The above also forgot to mention:
1. Sarge thinks proposing on the first date is acceptable.
2. Sarge can "conjure" up friends to vote him as moderator.
3. Ain hurt his shoulder and was trying to be a tough guy.
4. We're still debating who's hotter: Angelina (of course), Adrianne, or Carmella.
5. Superheros are still popular...
6. Snorks are, indeed, better than smurfs.





More to add:
It takes @ 100 boxes of jello to cover the bottom of a 12' kiddie pool.
I am too much of a bitch to be a moderator![]()
You suddenly have to have a license to dance in Phoenix (sorry Dea).
Alaska is apparently happenin this time of year.
Croatian guys are HOT!
Pryce and GF are now married old farts.
Blade doesn't get to terrorize me in Phoenix!![]()
WB Blade and Dea! So how's PHX treatin yas anyway???
4.Sarge posted a thread about a $70 webcam dance but you had to be in certain states, have a certain look and put garter in your belt for the camera...
OMG.. Can you tell by the above that I was up late??? I meant
Put MONEY in the GARTER belt before the camera....
SHEESH.. excuse me.. blonde moment there... LOL
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Woohoo!! Another one in AZ (tucson here)!! Bridgette has a replacement!
Blade you are just in time for the monsoon season (brings in all those golfers, y'know :wink
Because there ain't no tits on the radio
Oh, did you leave?
J/K.
Good to see you arrived OK. But now I have to go 2697.77 miles to visit, give or take. The least you could have done is stuffed me in your Lincoln's trunk! Ah well, there is always Stripperfest!
>>>Sad<<<
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Welcome to AZ Blade, okay now that that's out of the way, is Deanna gonna be dancing down here? I'm in Scottsdale too BTW, been here 15 years now and I just love it, I'm sure you both will also (especially come winter).


Katrine came back a day or two ago and posted a Moscow/St Petersburg/Croatia/Amsterdam trip report on the blue site http://www.stripclubjunkie.com/forum...bbse/t1617.htm
Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=11476;start=msg145307#msg145 307 date=1091023385
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