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    Life's Lessons

    I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

    I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

    I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

    I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.

    I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

    I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

    I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

    I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones who do.

    I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

    I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

    I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

    I've learned to say, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!" in 6 languages.

    Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows - maybe something good will happen. If not... tough shit.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Good one! Thanks for the laugh...
    Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!

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    Hahaha...that's beautifully twisted.
    "Now.....for this next shot, I'd like you to go hug bill..he's in a gorilla suit."
    "Do WHAT?"
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Maybe he was trying to pick lice off her pubes.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Those were great, and oh so true...
    Like the car, I'm exotic, erotic, and expensive....

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    That's Hot.


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

    -Eartha Kitt

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