Once in a while, jokingly, and typically if I have good rapport with the guy. Especially when that awful Puddle of Mudd song comes on with the "I like the way you smack my ass" lyric.
No! Never!
Once, when a guy asked for it.
Occasionally, when I'm bored.
Every so often.
All the time!
Once in a while, jokingly, and typically if I have good rapport with the guy. Especially when that awful Puddle of Mudd song comes on with the "I like the way you smack my ass" lyric.
"She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"
Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham
God I HAAAAAAAAAAATE that song!!!!Originally Posted by NinaDaisy
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Originally Posted by Mia M
We had a dancer in our club and she was slapping on her ass all the time.
Oh i got really pist about her everytime you hear her slapping... when i was dancing on stage and she was making a slapping-dance all the customers looked at her, so i slapped myself on the hardest way i could ha, ha, that was so funny because it started in to a game... she again, then me again. After my show on stage my ass was that red!
I will never do that again.
I hate it and i know that men don't like it at all. Silly to slapp yourself. What do you want to tell them with that..... that you are a wild girl??? pfff
sometimes... if the customer is in2 it
I used to but not after this thread
Sometimes...but I don't make a big deal out of it!
No, I don't smack my ass, that's just cheesy. I still feel like I should do something so sometimes I'll kinda snap the side of my G-String, they all seem to love that.
See yourself in others, then whom can you hurt? What harm can you do? -Buddha
Yessss...I Rock...Goddamit![]()
I am a doorman at a club here in portland (probably the strictest) and ass smacking is not allowed (primarily OLCC thing so it really affects all Oregon clubs). The closest thing allowed at our club is hitting the left or right hip and I can't stand when our entertainers do that because it looks and sounds so much sillier than smacking your own ass!! I think a few of the girls mess with me (NBD) and smack their hips extra loud to make me check them for touching themselves in a manner that is not consistent with the rules of the OLCC.
I'm all for a certain amount of regulation in the industry but there seem to be quite a few rules laid down by the OLCC that are just ridiculous. Just because I don't like our entertainers smacking their own asses (or hips) doesn't mean it should put our club in jeopardy if they do it.
Sometimes if it's really dead, or people aren't clapping, I'll do this thing where I slap my ass with both hands (one on each cheek), alternating them quickly...it's just a goofy bored thing I do - my way of clapping for myself.
The only other time I do it, is if I'm dancing for a guy and he requests it, or he's a real ass-guy.
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Thankfully, not too many girls smack their own ass at my club, though we do smack each other's in passing. I also heard alot of customers complain that it wasn't attractive. We do have a few customers that ask us to pick up our money with our "cheeks" since we're knee level with the tip rail![]()



Unattractive? Are you kidding me. Im working with Slaporama-who slaps her thighs and ass so much onstage she sounds like shes a frigging one-girl audience!
Before she came to work here I thought it was OK but this girl seems to do nothing but...




I knew a girl at the first club I ever worked in, who would spend her entire time on stage slapping the living shit out of herself. She would hit herself so hard, that it made MY ass hurt. Weird thing is, she was one of the top earners at that club. I personally thought she looked like an idiot.
As for me, I rarely ever have done it. occasionally when there is a younger crowd at my stage (which is rarely) I'll lightly do it, but it's not my style.For some reason the young guys seem to dig it.
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