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    We can have fun with this one. The classiest club I worked in terms of behavior of dancers and customers was in rural North Dakota, because of strict city rules ("Cabaret Club"). It wasn't much to look at, but fun was had by all in the bar.
    Worst? A bar in Guam that will remain nameless, with hookers in back, fleas in the carpet, tweaked out teenagers packing 9 MMs, and a beer bottle throwing Samoan (uh, he threw it at me.)
    In- betweens: a Hell's Angels' affiliated bar, very nice, but crazy, crazy. The customers were scared shitless by the bikers. And the bikers were gentlemen. And Papa Joe's (River Rock Bunker) in Puerto Rico, military to the bone, er, boulder....
    I'm dying to hear about the high class places. I'm the Little Match Girl of Strippers! Please tell me about some nice clean safe joint to work before you find me frozen on the sidewalk in my clear plastic heels!

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    The Men's Club in TX - Smooth. Upscale cowboys who really call you little lady and omg tanning beds in the dressing room.

    Dive bar will remain unnamed. It was a really looong narrow room with a bar down one side, and a looong narrow stage down the other side. The girls would walk down the aisle before their set and ask every guy for "a dollar for the jukebox." There was no lap dancing, and there were real live drug dealers and crazy men who tipped a lot but the craziness got to me after a couple weeks. There was a roach on stage with me once. Oh, and one time these kids came in and wandered into the cleaning closet (not really a closet) and they grabbed the hose and sprayed down teh girl on stage.

    In between - a down home little bar back home in Alaska. Wood chip floors, barefoot strippers, and a "pit" for dancing in. I loved it.



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    The classiest,The Gold Club,New Orleans.

    The trashiest,any San Diego club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=27;threadid=11591;start=msg147387#msg14 7387 date=1091340589
    We can have fun with this one. The classiest club I worked in terms of behavior of dancers and customers was in rural North Dakota, because of strict city rules ("Cabaret Club"). It wasn't much to look at, but fun was had by all in the bar.
    Worst? A bar in Guam that will remain nameless, with hookers in back, fleas in the carpet, tweaked out teenagers packing 9 MMs, and a beer bottle throwing Samoan (uh, he threw it at me.)
    In- betweens: a Hell's Angels' affiliated bar, very nice, but crazy, crazy. The customers were scared shitless by the bikers. And the bikers were gentlemen. And Papa Joe's (River Rock Bunker) in Puerto Rico, military to the bone, er, boulder....
    I'm dying to hear about the high class places. I'm the Little Match Girl of Strippers! Please tell me about some nice clean safe joint to work before you find me frozen on the sidewalk in my clear plastic heels!
    LOL! omg... i feel u, girlfriend! i work in an ugly ass dump of a strip club in norcal like every other month. its a total strain but at least the money is good & u dont need to be scheduled. ive worked in much classier establishments but i prefer the low key, run down places coz theres less competition for me.

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    Nicest club I've been in is probably the Penthouse Club in Dallas. It's huge, two stories, with glass-walled VIP skyboxes. The dressing room is huge with a separate non-smoking side.

    Dumpiest one is probably the one I work in right now, teehee. The floor is uneven because the foundation is crappy, the chairs are falling apart, and it's generally low-rent all around. No bug infestation, though.

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    Classy?? Well, I'm sure you've heard of Divas in San Juan. I don't think it's that classy, it just means that you splurge if you're not careful and there's no extras that I know of. Dumpy? most of the rest of the clubs here in PR



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    They're all the same to me...

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    Penthouse Executive Club in NYC is beyond classy.

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    There was a roach on stage with me once.
    LOL!!!


    Classy Club - Club Paradise / Vegas
    Dumpy Club - Everything else has been pretty much average.
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    classy in vegas: sapphire, club paradise, treasures
    dumpy in vegas: crazy horse, cheetahs, olympic gardens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brule link=board=27;threadid=11591;start=msg148152#msg14 8152 date=1091484850
    classy in vegas: sapphire, club paradise, treasures
    dumpy in vegas: crazy horse, cheetahs, olympic gardens
    Yup!! I agree!
    Eyeliner and charisma go a long way!

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    Wow,Crazy Horse has gone downhill?I heard Treasures is on the chopping block.Which club do you recommend now in Vegas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Audiense link=board=27;threadid=11591;start=msg147473#msg14 7473 date=1091377141
    They're all the same to me...
    Not quite.It wouldn't be fair to Ferrari and Lamborghini afficianados to say that all cars are the same.Not all strip clubs are the same..................by far.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    treasures is going down bc they have had problems with vice and prostitution. girls leave out the same door as customers and have been leaving with customers. crazy horse has old money, but is known as one of the dirtier clubs for a while, especially the vip room.
    i like sapphire (that is where i work) bc they pride themselves on the vip rooms and skyboxes. there have been some girls doing nasty stuff bc the summer is slow but that won't last and neither will they

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    What's the tip out like there?VIP cost?
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    you pay a house fee when you walk in. depends what time you get there and if you go on stage. off stage is an extra $35. the average house fee is $50. the vip room goes from $100-$500 with drink minimuns. it has been slow right now, but the winter time is always good

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