Inspired by Gynger's comment about by Viagara:Furthered by my personal favorite regarding Olesterol:warning label: May cause droopiness if not medically necessary.Okay...EWWWWMay cause oily anal discharge.
And onto the great warning labels of our time due to either poor translation, idiocy, or thanks to TOO MANY FUCKING LAWYERS IN THE WORLD....
On a blanket from Taiwan -NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
On a Taiwanese shampoo -USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles OPEN OTHER END.
On a New Zealand insect spray -THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
In a US guide to setting up a new computer -TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
On the bottle-top of a British flavoured milk drink AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
On a Sears hairdryer -DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
On a bag of Fritos –
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
21. On a child's superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY
22. On some frozen dinners
SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nytol sleep aid - WARNING, MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS



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