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    Was getting a dance the other night and the girl went to swing her leg around my waist and kicked me in the face LOL..... Well I guess there is a first time for everything. Damn getting kicked with one of those huge feels isn't the best way to get a repeated customer

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    Wow,that sucks.Sorry man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosis link=board=8;threadid=11775;start=msg150289#msg150 289 date=1091771650
    Was getting a dance the other night and the girl went to swing her leg around my waist and kicked me in the face LOL..... Well I guess there is a first time for everything. Damn getting kicked with one of those huge feels isn't the best way to get a repeated customer
    ...... bwahahahahahahaha!!!! omg, that sux. im sorry that happened. i remember when i first started i was tryin to give this dude a lapdance & i was hella nervous so i wanted to be extra sexy. i pulled this one move where i tossed my hair on one side & ended up head-butting him. i was like *ouch!* he left in haste & didn't even finish the lapdance. ???

    i had this big ass lump on my forhead the whole shift & the next day that sh1t was blue! u gotta be careful, man.

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    I once got whomped in the face with a shoe. It took me by suprise as I was a little off balanced, knocked me over and drew blood.

    I thought it was hilarious. The dancer was so mortified, and I tried to do what I could to mollify her. It was an accident. I dont get mad at accidents. Its she was stupid drunk and unable to maintain equilibrium of her shoes due to that, yeah, I would have been pissed, But she wasnt.

    Its like when you go to a baseball game. The risk of getting hit with a foul ball in accepted by everyone. When you are at a club, with legs flyin' clothes flinging everywhere and bodies spinning, its an accepted hazard that you might get an accoutrement in the face.

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    I actually kicked a guy in the face just last week with a 7 1/2" heel. He leaned forward over the tip rail as I kicked my legs up. I hit him so hard I thought I had broken his nose.
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    ha... I had something similar happen to me, but it didn't involve a foot :o

    had a table near the tip rail, and naturally, I tipped the dancer when she came over... So she tells me, "pull your chair closer, I have this great move!" hmmmmmm. I'm just a bit apprehensive with this request, but, being the "yes man" that I am, I obediently obliged with her request. With my chair pulled up to the stage, knees against the rail, she placed both of her hands on my thighs. hmmmm... ok? Next, she says, "now sit still". YES MA'AM!

    She then proceeded to arch her back, dip her head between by thighs, and slowly began to attempt a head stand? ooook. Well, I didn't want to move at this point so I sat completely still without breathing. She lifted one leg and tried to kick the other up, all the while her upper body is shaking trying to lift her legs up and support herself... ruh roh

    "One more try" she says. This time she grips into my thighs with her 2" nails :o, firmly supports her head against the chair and my crotch :o :o, and does a quick jump and lifting motion with her legs to attempt to wrap them around my head :o :o :o....

    Well... let's just say she underestimated how tall she was. After the quick kick and leg swing, I was rather surprised to have my nose treated to a 20 mph flying stripper crotch. She hit my face so hard that she rocked the chair back, nearly toppling it over....

    Well, needless to say, I left for home early with a complimentary ice pack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy link=board=8;threadid=11775;start=msg150853#msg150 853 date=1091824498
    ha... I had something similar happen to me, but it didn't involve a foot :o

    had a table near the tip rail, and naturally, I tipped the dancer when she came over... So she tells me, "pull your chair closer, I have this great move!" hmmmmmm. I'm just a bit apprehensive with this request, but, being the "yes man" that I am, I obediently obliged with her request. With my chair pulled up to the stage, knees against the rail, she placed both of her hands on my thighs. hmmmm... ok? Next, she says, "now sit still". YES MA'AM!

    She then proceeded to arch her back, dip her head between by thighs, and slowly began to attempt a head stand? ooook. Well, I didn't want to move at this point so I sat completely still without breathing. She lifted one leg and tried to kick the other up, all the while her upper body is shaking trying to lift her legs up and support herself... ruh roh

    "One more try" she says. This time she grips into my thighs with her 2" nails :o, firmly supports her head against the chair and my crotch :o :o, and does a quick jump and lifting motion with her legs to attempt to wrap them around my head :o :o :o....

    Well... let's just say she underestimated how tall she was. After the quick kick and leg swing, I was rather surprised to have my nose treated to a 20 mph flying stripper crotch. She hit my face so hard that she rocked the chair back, nearly toppling it over....

    Well, needless to say, I left for home early with a complimentary ice pack.


    ... *whoa!* this is why i never do headstands or anything involving my foot up the air. i mean if it were any other place, that girl wold get sued or the club would. DAMN... thats ruff. sorry to hear that.

    still, that shit was funny.

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    I haven't done anything like that yet, but I'm syre I will *snigger* the worst thing that's happenend so far has involved me flying off of my heels.

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    After sitting for a while and trying to find what I was looking for (and then some), I had a dancer at OG in Vegas lose her balance at my couch in those suicide shoes you girls wear and fall completely on top of me, which was fine (I'm not exactly fragile), and we both laughed about it, but the doormen/bouncers were all over her for not having both feet on the floor. Of course, I wrote off their attitude to pushing the VIP room "intimacy/privacy" angle, but CO don't play that game.
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    The girl who kicked me in the face was hot so I just shrugged it off... Hell I don't even know if she apologized I was to into the dance to notice

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    The best head kick I ever saw was delivered by a 4'11" blond named Dixie in Austin, TX. Seems a young man in the military had been in the field to long and couldn't control the urge to get up on stage and join in the Orange Blossum Special with Miss Dixie. Greatest move I ever seen came next. Dixie does three twirls from the other side of the stage comes out with a high kick and drills the young man deadcenter in the forehead with one of her 5 inch stilletto heels dropping him like a down of bricks. Needless to say for about 30 seconds everyone was stunned then Dixie left him laying there on the stage and finished her number to a standing O.

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    Sorry Cosis, that sucks but I'm sure she feels bad and is hoping you will come in again.



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    Can't honestly say that I've been kicked in the face.

    I damn near caught a 7" heel upside the head once (from my table, not the stage) when a dancer on stage got a little too enthusiastic twirling around the pole. She was wearing slip on shoes (no ankle strap), and I just saw this thing whiz by my head (thought someone had thrown an ashtray or glass) and ducked. Next thing I know, there's this dancer on stage with this mortified look and only one shoe on. The shoe that she lost must have flown 30 feet. It was so damned funny that I bought three dances from her.

    I have gotten bumped in the face a couple times when the dancer tried "the flip" (like what happened to A_Guy) and the dancer didn't exactly dismount correctly. Not as pleasant an experience as some men might dream of.

    Rackings during dances - uhh, too numerous to mention. Usually by dancers who had a few too many drinks, sometimes way too many drinks.

    Quote Originally Posted by cosis link=board=8;threadid=11775;start=msg151526#msg151 526 date=1091909089
    The girl who kicked me in the face was hot so I just shrugged it off... Hell I don't even know if she apologized I was to into the dance to notice
    Go see her again! Great customer-dancer relationships often begin with something crazy like that happening. You can both always look back on stuff like that and laugh.

    Possible injury aside, I kinda like a little element of danger to my strip clubbing. It helps keep the experience lively.

    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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