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    Default Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang


    from some of the strippers who are single?

    At my old job there was a guy who said he was an ex-bouncer at a strip club. He looked the part as he was bulky and burly. Not somebody you wanted to mess with without a weapon on your side.

    Anyways he says he scored more free stripper sex than he could ever handle.

    This sounds pretty accurate. I've heard bouncers from regular dance clubs score major hot babes also.

    BTW, the ex-bouncer quit because he said it was way too dangerous. Sometimes rowdy guys would pull weapons or use empty glasses as weapons on him.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    its true.
    Bouncers get laid every night they work at the very least.

    Nothing an entertainer wants more then a nice, firm burly, doorguy,except the DJ.
    The DJ gets mad pussy from strippers,they cant keep their hands off us!!!!
    Its almost shamful.
    I would almost feel sorry for them,except i know they all fuck the owners more then the dj and doorguys,we get sloppy seconds.


    dam dude,your starting to worry me.
    Are you sure your not a SC owner?

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150408#msg15 0408 date=1091787090
    its true.
    Bouncers get laid every night they work at the very least.

    Nothing an entertainer wants more then a nice, firm burly, doorguy,except the DJ.
    The DJ gets mad pussy from strippers,they cant keep their hands off us!!!!
    Its almost shamful.
    I would almost feel sorry for them,except i know they all fuck the owners more then the dj and doorguys,we get sloppy seconds.


    dam dude,your starting to worry me.
    Are you sure your not a SC owner?
    I've had a lot of info. told to me about the stripclub industry by various people throughout my life. I'm glad to see that most of those people weren't telling stories that were full of b.s. at least from a logical standpoint.

    But I never heard that the sc djs get mad play from the strippers. I guess you do learn something new everyday.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    asian_slacker...

    I think Green was being sarcastic. Very sarcastic. Bouncers don't get it but once in a while - if ever. I have never worked in a club with a DJ, but I am guessing he was joking about that too.
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    Dude,you sure ask a lot of questions.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Quote Originally Posted by Brooke link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150415#msg15 0415 date=1091789539
    asian_slacker...

    I think Green was being sarcastic. Very sarcastic. Bouncers don't get it but once in a while - if ever. I have never worked in a club with a DJ, but I am guessing he was joking about that too.

    So the two ex-strip club bouncers I used to work with were full of b.s. and were just bragging?

    And Green was yanking my chain?

    Doesn't surprise me.

    I guess I'll never find out the truth since I'll never have 1st hand experience as a strip club bouncer.

    But I figured strip club bouncers would get more play from the strippers than you claim.

    Oh well, guess I'll never know the real deal. Or this this a case of two sides to every tale.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    yeah they do. and some of them arent even that cute. its just that they are usually the youngest guy in the club compared to the customers that come in so thats why they get a lot of punani. same goes for the DJ.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Strip club bouncers are the biggest braggers.The DJ gets more play,way more.
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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Quote Originally Posted by pooja link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150423#msg15 0423 date=1091791036
    yeah they do. and some of them arent even that cute. its just that they are usually the youngest guy in the club compared to the customers that come in so thats why they get a lot of punani. same goes for the DJ.
    Are you being sarcastic like Brooke claims people are when they say strip club bouncers get a lot of free stripper sex.

    If you are being sarcastic that isn't very nice. :'(

    J/K, how the hell am I supposed to differentiate fact from fiction when one person is telling me one thing and the other person is telling me something else.

    My gut instinct tends to tell me that strip club bouncers do get more than their fair share of free stripper sex.

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    Asian,it depends on the type of club.The more upscale clubs,this will more likely not be true.The lesser clubs,more likely to be true.This is the real answer.
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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Quote Originally Posted by asian_slacker link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150426#msg15 0426 date=1091791278
    Quote Originally Posted by pooja link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150423#msg15 0423 date=1091791036
    yeah they do. and some of them arent even that cute. its just that they are usually the youngest guy in the club compared to the customers that come in so thats why they get a lot of punani. same goes for the DJ.

    Are you being sarcastic like Brooke claims people are when they say strip club bouncers get a lot of free stripper sex.

    If you are being sarcastic that isn't very nice. :'(

    J/K, how the hell am I supposed to differentiate fact from fiction when one person is telling me one thing and the other person is telling me something else.

    My gut instinct would tells me though strip club bouncers do get more than their fair share of free stripper sex.
    no. im bein serious. i use to date a bouncer so i should know. it turned out he was a total h0e & hittin all these other gurls in the club.

    come to think of it... he was nasty. i was 18. i had no clue.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Poontang?


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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150427#msg15 0427 date=1091791445
    Asian,it depends on the type of club.The more upscale clubs,this will more likely not be true.The lesser clubs,more likely to be true.This is the real answer.
    That makes sense. So maybe Green wasn't yanking my chain after all.
    Thanks for that tidbit.

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    Yer welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pooja link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150428#msg15 0428 date=1091791499

    no. im bein serious. i use to date a bouncer so i should know. it turned out he was a total h0e & hittin all these other gurls in the club.

    come to think of it... he was nasty. i was 18. i had no clue.
    Wow, this bouncer was sampling all 31 different flavors so to speak. :o

    Did you work at a different club because you didn't want to see his swine face after breaking up with him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150429#msg15 0429 date=1091791513

    Asian_slacker how about you start going to SCs and finding this kind of stuff out for yourself instead of just having other people tell you stuff. Also, one thing you learn quick is that there is very little which is "logical" about the SC scene. Yes, things will make sense once you think about them, but on the surface most of what you see is not really what you might initially expect.
    I have gone to my fair share of different strip clubs but I still can only go by what people tell me (either the strippers themselves or co-workers who have worked in strip clubs before).

    And you know damn well that people aren't always honest and sometimes brag to make themselves look better.

    onlythebest, probably explained it the best. stripper/bouncer sexual interaction happens more often in the small dumpier strip clubs and less in the high class joints.



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    Quote Originally Posted by asian_slacker link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150436#msg15 0436 date=1091792037
    Wow, this bouncer was sampling all 31 different flavors so to speak. :o

    Did you work at a different club because you didn't want to see his swine face after breaking up with him?
    he was just playin me. yeah, we broke up coz he was just too skanky. eeeewww... i dont even wanna think about it.

    gurl, it was the worst experience of my life. i had a crush on him from the get go. and he trampled on my poor heart. i wish i could dissect his penis & stuff it down his throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pooja link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150450#msg15 0450 date=1091792783

    he was just playin me. yeah, we broke up coz he was just too skanky. eeeewww... i dont even wanna think about it.

    gurl, it was the worst experience of my life. i had a crush on him from the get go. and he trampled on my poor heart. i wish i could dissect his penis & stuff it down his throat.
    Well you could literally do that if you caught him off guard.

    But seriously I don't think you want the thrill of hearing female bulldyke inmates whistling catcalls when they see your pretty little booty and then having their way with you. :'(

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    ^ ROTFLMAO!!!!

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    I'm still trying to get over the 'poontang' remark. I haven't heard that since i was fifteen years old.


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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Like men who claim to have "any woman they want" are all that believable to begin with. Why would you think that just because someone is a bouncer at a club that he's getting mad pussy? A lot of strippers are married or in serious relationships and a lot wouldn't ever meet someone outside of the club. Of course...if this bouncer worked at a skanky club...that could be why...but, on the average...bouncers and DJ's do not get "free meat" from the dancers.

    Oh...and that's another misconception about dancers: That we have sex every single night with a new guy...and we party hard every night of the week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=27;threadid=11783;start=msg150473#msg15 0473 date=1091796576
    I'm still trying to get over the 'poontang' remark. I haven't heard that since i was fifteen years old.


    How about furburger.

    Actually that wouldn't be that accurate since most strippers don't have a lot of hair down below. LOL.

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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    Yeah, uh huh.

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    I figure that the bouncers and djs do get some dancers obviously because some girls either dont care who they sleep with, and others develop feelings for them. Especially if you hit it off with a bouncer who is "always protecting" you or a dj who is super cool. Hey, I havent had the experience but I know of girls who have.


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    Default Re:Do strip club bouncers get a lot of poontang

    I guess I'll never find out the truth since I'll never have 1st hand experience as a strip club bouncer.
    Then why the interest?

    Talk about counterintuitive.
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