...
because i'm a Stripper.
because i'm a customer.
Because you were just curious.
Because you were, once upon a time, a stripper.
Because you are curious about the life,
Because you are a freak (I.E. "I like stuffing money into dancer's garters"
Because you just dig chicks.
...
Became a customer relatively late in life. The subculture was interesting to me.



once upon a time in a stripclub there was this dancer called kelly.....
the end.





Dancer here.Came on to learn new things.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大





Im just bored a lot and I liked the people posting here....i dont know which category that is....
im going to go with I was just curious.
I was doing some furniture refinishing and looking for new ways to remove varnish i.e. strippers...
I have been reading this board for 8 months now and am SICK AND TIRED of going through all of the topics and NOT ONCE have any of you given any substantial advice on furniture refinishing. POOEY ON ALL OF YOU.
I am using Formby's but is there another alternative? What about all of the plastic and silicone products you talk about and why do you have to wear them on your chest? Why do they cost so much?
I have tried wearing the tall plastic heeled shoes while doing my furniture stipping. it helps on the tall pieces, but my calves hurt.
I purchased the Dildos to vibrate the finish off, but it doesn't work and my wife keeps stealing them for her own projects and doesn't return them.
I do enjoy all of the political talk though. ha ha.
A serious post deserves a serious answer..





OMG Sitri,that is f*cking hilarious!!!LMAO!!!Originally Posted by sitri link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150493#msg150 493 date=1091799306
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
I came here because I like social bulletin boards. The board I usually surf regularly has gotten stale and drama ridden, so I was in search of a new board to frequent and e-meet people on. I usually just hang out here, lurking in the lounge as I don't really have much insight into the Dance World other than being a random customer.
So here I am... checking it all out.![]()
Please don't get fake boobs.
Here i am looking at dude's avatar thoinking "am i crazy or did that thing nod at me?"
I wanted to know how strippers kept their bungs so clean![]()
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.![]()





Madcap,you're a hoot!!!Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150505#msg150 505 date=1091800336
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
Not everyone thinks so.





Don't worry 'bout them folks.
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大





Right back at ya babe!!!Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150524#msg150 524 date=1091800918
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
I've had a gf for over 6 years now and have never been to a SC. However, we've been off and on for the last 6 months or so, and I wasn't really ready or willing to put up with the dating scene/games. So, not too long ago had my first SC visit, and I was pretty much blown away by the experience. So I came here mostly out of curiousity.
The gf and I are on relatively better terms, but I like the people on here too much to leave!





AWWW,we like you too!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150644#msg150 644 date=1091807451
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I dont know about everyone else...but I hate you..
you can still be the meat in the AinNY/Sandy sandwich anytime tho.





Luv to give Mens the Dollars. Luv to see Mens w/dollars. However, they must be between 26 -35 yo. 5'10 to 6'01. No facial hairs, except neat mustaches, (trimmed to 1/8" from corners of mouth). Prefer dark hair, light to med. skin. No visable raised moles on body, or hair-sprounting moles. Raised moles as pets, ok. No overly muscled types, overweights, or Man-Boobies. May not be from upper midwest, eastern Pacific, or northern upper eastern state. Their moon must be in Pisces, Taurus, or be an earth sign w/water rising.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
I appreciate your honesty, you ... you ... you big JERK!Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150659#msg150 659 date=1091808507
I'm glad, though, that I still am allowed to partake in the sandwich festivities.





Man,talk about picky!LOL!!!
One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
1) Luv to give Mens the Dollars. - good
2) Luv to see Mens w/dollars. - if they are provided, then good
3) they must be between 26 -35 yo - call me in Feb.
4) 5'10 to 6'01. - Check
5) No facial hairs, except neat mustaches, (trimmed to 1/8" from corners of mouth). - Check... no mustache... neatly trimmed nose hairs though
6) Prefer dark hair - is he necessarily required to HAVE hair?
7) light to med. skin. - check
No visable raised moles on body, or hair-sprounting moles. - *takes off clothes and looks in the mirror* - check
9) No overly muscled types, overweights, or Man-Boobies. - Check, Check and Check
10) May not be from upper midwest - I'm from the north/east midwest? that's not upper right? right? hrmph
11) Their moon must be in Pisces, Taurus, or be an earth sign w/water rising. - I have no idea.... check?





OMGOriginally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=11789;start=msg150667#msg150 667 date=1091808815
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