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    This particular dancer who I get dances from semi regularly started to slap me with her boobies, jokingly choking me by squishing my face between them, squishing me between her thighs, both of these activities gave me breathing problems for a few seconds, and worse of all than she laughs afterwards. It seems she gets a kick out of this. I find that a little disrespectful. I feel that being the paying customer, I shouldn't feel humiliated and be treated like a toy or something. Do you think this type of behavior is disrespectful or inappropriate? What should I do if you think I should straighten her out?

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    If you dont like it, either dont buy any more dances from her, or directly tell her to stop. You can be nice about it and say, "Im out of breath! No more twentys for you" See how FAST she stops.

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    If you don't like it tell her. Don't just go to her because you feel obligated.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdman link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg150865#msg15 0865 date=1091825513
    This particular dancer who I get dances from semi regularly started to slap me with her boobies, jokingly choking me by squishing my face between them, squishing me between her thighs, both of these activities gave me breathing problems for a few seconds, and worse of all than she laughs afterwards. It seems she gets a kick out of this. I find that a little disrespectful. I feel that being the paying customer, I shouldn't feel humiliated and be treated like a toy or something. Do you think this type of behavior is disrespectful or inappropriate? What should I do if you think I should straighten her out?
    LOL!

    OMG... i fucking LOVE this place! that was sum real funny shit. uhm, i agree w/ lexi & hardkandee. just get another girl. sounds like that girl u got a dance from has issues.

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    it's your money dude. spend wisely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg150868#msg15 0868 date=1091825679
    No more twentys for you"
    LOL The $20 Nazi! I LOVE IT, and I agree. If you don't like what she's doing, tell her to stop. It should be simple enough.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg150868#msg15 0868 date=1091825679
    "Im out of breath! No more twentys for you"

    just hilarious

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    i doubt she is doing it because she wants to hurt or disrespect you. she probably has lots of customers who request that she put her boobs and her thighs right in their face. if you dont tell her you dont like it how is she supposed to know not to do it to you?

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    I agree with what everyone has said so far. Speak up and tell her how you feel, if she still takes it as a joke then get dances from someone else.
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    OMG.. here I thought you were meaning getting slapped as in an abusive way.. which you are.. but with her boobies!

    I'm sorry... I guess if you really want you could say something like, "I think you're boobies are great, but unfortunately, they are smothering me... could you not slap me please"..



    I'm laughing so damn hard and I know its not funny, but for chrissakes.. just tell her.. and then threaten to take the twenties away every time you get booby slapped.


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    Yeah, at first it was just light, than recently they were high frequency slaps. Like left right left right left right, fast like that. It doesn't hurt but just kinda inappropriate. Thanks for the advice.

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    Just to clarify something, I'm not no fun at all and I too find this funny. I sometimes joke around and stuff at the expense of enjoying the dances erotically, which I guess is one of the reasons that lead to this situation. It's just a little too excessive and a little humiliating I think.

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    i doubt she would do it if she men complained to her about it. im sure most men react possitively and she does it because she thinks men like it.

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    Explain to her firmly that you find her rubbing her ample breasts in your face and seductively squeezing you between her soft, wanton thighs demeaning and physically painful and that you are a human being and not a piece of meat to be fondled while techno music blairs loudly in the background.

    Honesty is the best policy.

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    Let's see....how can I put this gently? You fucking pussy.... stop being a regular!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg151074#msg15 1074 date=1091844480
    threaten to take the twenties away every time you get booby slapped.
    Oooooh, you know once it's in our hand it's ours! :o

    Seriously though...just tell her you don't like it, duh! If she keeps doing it, THEN stop being her regular.
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    What should I do if you think I should straighten her out?
    Find another dancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdman link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg150865#msg15 0865 date=1091825513
    This particular dancer who I get dances from semi regularly started to slap me with her boobies, jokingly choking me by squishing my face between them, squishing me between her thighs, both of these activities gave me breathing problems for a few seconds, and worse of all than she laughs afterwards. It seems she gets a kick out of this. I find that a little disrespectful.
    Disrespectful? Hell, I find that kinda kinky. us:

    What should I do if you think I should straighten her out?
    Get some fake blood capsules and use them to simulate a nose bleed. No dancer wants to get blood on her. If that doesn't work, learn how to convincing fake an asthma attack.

    Then if you would, please give her my phone number. I'm in need of a little "disrespect". Tell her that I tip well.
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    Yup, most dancers with ample boobies do this, just ask her not to, or before getting a dance say something like "and not so much titty smacking, all right?" She probably isn't aware there are breathing problems and you laughing isn't exactly saying "stop that."
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    Quote Originally Posted by castiglione link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg151131#msg15 1131 date=1091851946
    Explain to her firmly that you find her rubbing her ample breasts in your face and seductively squeezing you between her soft, wanton thighs demeaning and physically painful and that you are a human being and not a piece of meat to be fondled while techno music blairs loudly in the background.

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    I think it's hilarious. But I agree with everyone else, if you don't like it - TELL HER!!! If it's causing you breathing problems - TELL HER!!! If she's smart she'll stop and everyone will be happy.

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    An alternative to the advice given in my first post would be to do the following:

    1) You could continue to allow her to physically assault you in this demeaning fashion until you lose consciousness and end up in a fetal position on the floor of the club, drooling uncontrollably and twitching as if in the throes of St. Vitus' Dance. I'm sure the experience will be quite traumatic for her and will dissuade from using her breasts and milky white, firm, succuluent thighs as weapons in the future and serve as a reminder that lap dancing, in the wrong hands, can have dire consequences for the human race. Lap dancing is a tool, and like all tools, can be dangerous when used irresponsibly.

    2) You could return the favour in kind and ask her if she finds the experience either erotic and pleasurable or horribly painful and demeaning. The tough part will be bludgeoning her mercilessly with your breasts. Unless you are a candidate for the "bro" or the "manssiere", this may be difficult. Implants may help; salene implants will look more natural but silicone implants, with their hard, unyielding nature, may provide more "knockout power".

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    Another solution would be to counter her bewbie slaps with Pak Sao Da. If she entwines her thighs of death around you, pass her guard and immediately ground and pound!

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    LOL, castinglione, she actually tapped me out with the Triangle choke even without my arm across my neck, and the boobie smother. I was thinking of passing her guard when she did the leg thing. But my thinking was that I haven't been on the mat for a couple years, so my jujitsu is pretty rusty, what if she's better than me than I'd be screwed. To the rest of ya who don't understand this post, just ignore it. haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkdman link=board=27;threadid=11809;start=msg151779#msg15 1779 date=1091938231
    LOL, castinglione, she actually tapped me out with the Triangle choke even without my arm across my neck, and the boobie smother. I was thinking of passing her guard when she did the leg thing. But my thinking was that I haven't been on the mat for a couple years, so my jujitsu is pretty rusty, what if she's better than me than I'd be screwed. To the rest of ya who don't understand this post, just ignore it. haha

    when u feel a triangle choke locked in, get ur base high like a wrestler, and when their heads the only thing touching the ground, clinch ur hands behind her head and neck crank, to relive pressure she'll have to give up the triangle, as soon as she does, pass her guard into half or side mount.....then look for a sub or mount and pound and/or try to sub from there........

    .....she might roll over if u mount, fine sink ur hooks in, break her down, work for the choke....good luck
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