There was a new girl at the first club I worked at who was one for the books. You were able to dance on this large tipping rack/table and she would kneel back and start humping the air like a jack hammer, which looked really funny because she was thin as a rail and hadn't yet mastered her hair down there. She would also stand up and jump off the rack to the pole and spin around, but keep in mind she was completely new to dancing it was about a 5 ft leap...everytime we crossed our fingers she would make it....last time she didn't. She hit the pole face first and busted out her front teeth and was never heard from again...same girl painted her entire face silver and black to support the raiders. Plus her boyfriend never left the club the entire time she was on shift. One more, I worked with a 45 year old woman who did like 80's high impact aerobics the entire time. She had customers ask her to slow down. By the way she wore doc martens, not stilletos, so atleast she was safe.



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Oh man, too many idiots to count but I will share a few:



that's NAST! Do they have to mop up the stage after her?
I did a Paula Abdul routine to the song Cold Hearted Snake. I wore long leggings especially for that song, just so I could slide across the stage. What the hell was wrong with me, and why didn't somebody STOP me???? ???I am laughing my a** of thinking about that. Boy, have I come a long way since then. LOL
--but Christ on a bicycle, her being on stage is like me being on that stage; it's just wrong.
and at the end of the night when they announced the winner, he leaped about 8 ft from the table area, over the steps leading down to the stage and the tip rail, and landed on the stage with the amateur dancers and grabbed the third place girl in a bear hug. They were like deer in headlights,


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