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    There was a new girl at the first club I worked at who was one for the books. You were able to dance on this large tipping rack/table and she would kneel back and start humping the air like a jack hammer, which looked really funny because she was thin as a rail and hadn't yet mastered her hair down there. She would also stand up and jump off the rack to the pole and spin around, but keep in mind she was completely new to dancing it was about a 5 ft leap...everytime we crossed our fingers she would make it....last time she didn't. She hit the pole face first and busted out her front teeth and was never heard from again...same girl painted her entire face silver and black to support the raiders. Plus her boyfriend never left the club the entire time she was on shift. One more, I worked with a 45 year old woman who did like 80's high impact aerobics the entire time. She had customers ask her to slow down. By the way she wore doc martens, not stilletos, so atleast she was safe.
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    Oh man, too many idiots to count but I will share a few:

    This one girl would spin her head around so fast and furious that she would end up wacking her head into the pole and then stand there and start twitching.

    Another girl carried a big purse and would just walk around chewing her gum and blowing bubbles.

    Another idiot would do nothing but skip....... through the entire set.....

    And another dumb ass, was a girl who would put her legs behind her head and then just start spinning around on her ass in circles until the songs were over..

    I think I have the biggest problem watching girls dance that do not point their toes....




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    ROFLMAO

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    Dunno, but at the hospital i work at we have the "infamous crack walk" that signals to most employees look out.

    I don't know about the guys, really, but the women who walk fast swinging the arms, and messing with the hair alot, you know the ones who can't seem to sit still for nothing..odd behaviour and dancing can be on speed of some sort when they are coming to the ER.

    Sounds like the women at these clubs can't dance, or are on something, and yes the classic helicopter with arms out and twirling around, odd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg159997#msg15 9997 date=1093021178

    I think I have the biggest problem watching girls dance that do not point their toes....

    OMG, me too! I HATE that. It just looks so damn UN-sexy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg151598#msg15 1598 date=1091919618
    I saw a girl once who would dance like she was an evangelist casting out a demon. She'd put her hand on the forehead of some guy tipping her, start twitching with a pained facial expression to go with it and then just push the guys forehead back. In between getting tipped she would stomp around the stage and claw at her skin.

    She only worked there for one night, but didn't cause anyone to have whiplash apparently.

    ROTFL ninadaisy! I wonder if she could get sued for giving some guy whiplash. ??? That'd be a funny article in the paper to read. Headlined something like: Man sues stripper over mock-exorcism gone wrong.


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    A girl I used to work with began dancing rather strangely after hitting the crack pipe a few times too many. She would keep her clothes on, wear a silver sparkly party hat OVER a yellow construction hard hat, and dance like a mime/shaolin kung fu instructor...all in slow moition, staring at the mirror. She's also point to things ("living in the mirror"), sweep her arms back and smile. The guys would wonder what the hell she was doing on stage.

    This happened quite regularly, and then one day she began covering one of the VIP room floors with sheets of toilet paper (about 13 rolls worth) to make a "manger" for her and her "baby." It was very sad because she started out being normal. Wonder where she is today.

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    I recall one sub-standard visit to a place where this one dancer looked like she was trying to fuck the floor as if she were a guy, and doing it very hard with some serious self-ass smacking thrown in for bad measure. It looked (and sounded) painful. No particular attention to the actual music being played, and not remotely appearing feminine or sexy. Perhaps it fit her look, which was harsh, to say the least.

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    i have seen the the crazy arm movments dancers that are to stiff and even a dancer that screamed on stage.

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    My club has about 25 hotties, totally 8-10 on the looks chart. AND one old broad who is at least 45 and looks like she should be tending her grandchildren. 'Grandma' we call her. To compensate for being last in the looks dpt, she does the most profane stage shows, really high kinky factor. She puts milk in a gatorade squirt bottle, and in her last song sprays milk all over her nasty aged pussy and cottage cheese butt.

    Her show nasties everyone out. Whenever I'm sitting with a customer and she goes on stage, they ALWAYS say that's just gross and stuff. Sometimes I have to laugh because they say stuff like 'there goes my cereal for the week' and 'i'll just stick with the eggs and bacon tomorrow'.

    Nothing against an older dancer, but their allure usually has a lot to do with being classy and more sophisticated. I think she misses a lot from that angle.

    Another dancer, our most recent 'new girl', is either on something or just has no rythem because it's the crack-head style, discussed above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shes_so_blonde link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg161217#msg16 1217 date=1093210141
    She puts milk in a gatorade squirt bottle, and in her last song sprays milk all over her nasty aged pussy and cottage cheese butt.
    ewwww! :shocked: that's NAST! Do they have to mop up the stage after her?

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    LOL. I have seen it all too. We once had this 40-ish dancer who did the prince thing, complete with LICKING the POLE.

    O.k. I have a confession. Waaay back when (I was 1 I did a Paula Abdul routine to the song Cold Hearted Snake. I wore long leggings especially for that song, just so I could slide across the stage. What the hell was wrong with me, and why didn't somebody STOP me???? ???I am laughing my a** of thinking about that. Boy, have I come a long way since then. LOL

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    i've seen a girl do jazz hands. There's always the girl that roles around the floor in the most unattractive way. My favorite is the newbie that dances like a drunk sorority girl on spring break in Cancun.

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    spirit fingers everyone! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg162721#msg16 2721 date=1093375778
    spirit fingers everyone! LOL
    I know that's a real cheer move,but it still sounds dirty.LOL!!!
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    yes it was spirit fingers exactly!!!

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    To compensate for being last in the looks dpt, she does the most profane stage shows, really high kinky factor. She puts milk in a gatorade squirt bottle, and in her last song sprays milk all over her nasty aged pussy and cottage cheese butt.
    That is repulsive.

    I've nothing against older women--they have their distinct advantages, as I've learned --but Christ on a bicycle, her being on stage is like me being on that stage; it's just wrong.
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    The strangest dancing I have seen was done by some drunk middle aged guy who decided to get on stage and dance. Imagine a Donald Trump dance mixed with airboxing.

    It was so wrong.
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    ParisLove probably remembers this one, since she was there.

    We have amateur nights at the Moulin Rouge in Missoula, and a couple of months ago, this guy comes in wearing sunglasses and a sequined vest shaped like a butterfly. Wild hair, long scraggly beard like a homeless person (smelled like one too)

    He spent the entire night dancing at the end of the row of tables like he was at a pow wow complete with dramatic leaps into the air that would make a Sioux Fancy Dancer proud and at the end of the night when they announced the winner, he leaped about 8 ft from the table area, over the steps leading down to the stage and the tip rail, and landed on the stage with the amateur dancers and grabbed the third place girl in a bear hug. They were like deer in headlights,

    The dj declared HomeBoy to be the real winner of that night's event. I don't remember if he got a free T-shirt or not.
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    This is not really strange in a bad way.....

    At one club I visit one of the dancers will smack the stage with her body. At least once during her set she will lay down on her stomach, arch up her mid section and then SMACK the stage with her torso. The stage is right in front of the DJ booth, so she tries to smack the stage so hard that the music will skip. When ever she does it, the crowd cheers. It's kinda her thing.
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    A couple of years ago in Panama City I saw this fat girl on her back legs spread in a v, and when you thought she was gonna do the tired move with bending legs in a "come-hither" way she instead started to "walk" herself in the position, butt thumping the stage as she went, to the highest tippers. They looked absolutely mortified and the rest of the room died laughing.

    There's also this girl who would slide on her knees, lean back and play air guitar on stage her first couple weeks at the club. It wasn't really laughable, just really weird looking.
    ...and the day came, when the risk it took to remain closed in a bud became worse than the risk it took to blossom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg163675#msg16 3675 date=1093467986
    This is not really strange in a bad way.....

    At one club I visit one of the dancers will smack the stage with her body. At least once during her set she will lay down on her stomach, arch up her mid section and then SMACK the stage with her torso. The stage is right in front of the DJ booth, so she tries to smack the stage so hard that the music will skip. When ever she does it, the crowd cheers. It's kinda her thing.


    hahahaha! I just picture shamu at seaworld when he breeches out of the water and onto that platform, then arching his back so his body wiggles.

    Smacking the stage is one thing (the girl I initally posted smacks the stage with her shoes. (at least that doesn't necessarily look like it hurts. ) but with you torso? Sounds kinda house of 1,000 corpses-ish to me.

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    Sometimes I am too energetic and tend to dance really fast and fly around the pole when doing my poletricks hehehe mostly because I'm having a little too much fun.
    When I started out though, I would walk in tiny tight little circles around and around the pole cause i was scared to go near the customers at the tip rail.
    Thankfully, I was able to get comfortable on stage and now I go all out in most cases to give the best show that I can.

    There is a girl at my club who always does this thing where she is on her knees and her butt is moving so hard that she kinda glides across the stage and in rhythem too! LOL It can be quite funny at times.

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    OMG guys we got a new girl at the club last night...

    bless her heart she was so scared that for her whole stage set, she just held onto the pole for dear life (until her knuckles turned white!) and shook her ass feriously. The whole thime she was making this constipated-looking face.

    I laughed on the inside, but not on the outside... I too, was brand spankin' new 2 months ago.

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    HA!!!
    I liked "Sassy Lassy" who wore chaps and full cowgirl garb, came out dancing to country music and would 2-step her entire set.
    At the end, she would get down on her knees, whip out a crop and bounce up and down as if riding a horse and take the crop and whack the $hit out of herself!
    Damn I miss her.....
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