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    ROTFL! OMG... I think I wet myself

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    THis thread is funny as hell. Most of them sound like they're on drugs.

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    there's a gal who regularly spends both songs on stage either just talking to customers or she'll just pull up her dress, reach into her panties and play with herself. No hipshaking or anything of that sort. Just digging around down there. Occasionally she'll take her panties off for this as well. No insertion, but STILL!!!

    I've had customers I'm sitting with go "what the hell is she doing?"
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    ha! What the hell is she doing? Definately STrAnGE.

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    This thread definately inspired me to practice more in front of the mirror. Don't want to look like an idiot newbie stripper the first night. haha

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    first night? For some reason, I thought you were already a stripper... hmmm. stupid me

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg166007#msg16 6007 date=1093730631
    first night? For some reason, I thought you were already a stripper... hmmm. stupid me
    LOL...

    hhhmm, I guess that's a good thing that I sound like one. I'm just picking up the pieces here & there on here. I'm learning, i'm learning...haha.

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    nevermind me im having a little problemo with my text things
    Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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    I went to check out a club a few nights ago that I was thinking about working at. I was wacthing the girls on stage and spending some money. Then a girl comes out on stage skips over to the pole and starts to try to climb it. She keeps slipping down and losing her footing. This goes on for her whole first song.Then her second song comes on and she plops down and rolls around on the floor for the rest of her set. Now I can't say that I am any kind of expert being a newbie myself but I wouldn't try something I didn't know how to do on stage! She looked she was really sleepy or drunk. Awell, I learned a good leason that night to always practice, practice, practice a trick before I do it on stage.LOL

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    There's a new girl at my club who is super-flexible. She actually does the splits and then pulls her feet up, holding them in her hands out to the sides almost level with her head, so she is doing extreme splits and her pussy is the only part of her body touching the stage. Then she scoots on her pussy, like a dog in heat, toward the customers. I keep expecting her eyes to turn red and her head to start spinning.



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    Ewwwwww...I wouldn't want to be up on the stage after her without thoroughly disinfecting it!! :blech:

    The strangest I've seen is a girl doing the fingers across the eyes...oh, that and head-banging...heh heh heh

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    ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG, you all need to compile your stories into a book. That is some funny shit! Well, now I know what NOT to do!
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    I had totally forgotten about a girl I used to work with. She was a contortionist of sorts, I suppose you could say.. LOL.. She'd get in all these whacky positions, like bend over and put her head between her legs while standing, etc.. She had the funniest move I have ever seen. She would sit on the stage, pull her legs up straight out in front of her and hold them there, and walk on her arse. It was the silliest thing I've ever seen, and you could just see all the guys trying to contain their laughter.

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    OHMIGAWD, I haven't been keeping up with this post and I just came back to it and I'm laughing so hard I am crying. This is some funny shit.. but also kinda sad.

    WHat' s with Gramma??? Christ on a Trike, the woman needs to retire!

    the things that newbies will do and try.. we've all been new once..


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    true gynger, but still.

    There's no excuse for pouring milk all over yourself, and walking around on your butt!

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    hahaha...
    NO walking around on your arse shouldnt be allowed even if you are uber flexible...
    jeez...
    the weirdest thing I ever saw was a schizophrenic dancer who used to talk or YELL at herself on stage...
    that always makes for a good time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heidi link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg152584#msg15 2584 date=1092041191
    there is a new girl at the club i work at who dances really really super fast and off beat... and she has huge boobs that flop all around sloppily... it looks really bad... she tries to do pole tricks and slides all over the place and they look really awkward... one of the other girls commented that she dances like an eplieptic on crack... i had to laugh even though it's mean... i was new at one time and i don't even want to think about what i looked like.

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    i just had to update... this girl left the club and i found out that she told several customers that she did hip hop dancing for 12 years and was in several britney spears and christina aguliera videos... they knew she was fibbing... anyone who ever saw her dance would... it was too funny i had to share.
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    hahahahahhaha this is funny, I've seen a ballet dancer take the stage then jump into this thrusting with the hands by her sides you know the one. hell even when I first started thinking about it makes me wanna pee my pants laughing
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    there was a girl in my club who looked like she was doing the running man when she danced to trance and house music. another girl looked like an obsessed fan at a Marylin Manson concert

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha link=board=27;threadid=11818;start=msg162705#msg16 2705 date=1093375136
    My favorite is the newbie that dances like a drunk sorority girl on spring break in Cancun.
    I LOVE those girls!! They crack me up. Ya gotta give 'em credit though....at least they try!

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    Picture This...

    Shes wearing velvet red Santa Clause type pants, with frilly white bottoms, and a matching bikini top. Black Sunglasses. LoL. Im laughing aloud just writing this out. She gets on stage and does KARATE type moves......with her arms. She does the kicks also...IN SLOW MOTION. The customers look on in horror.

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    I knew a girl who danced really fast, and then tried to go slow. Her beat was either WAAAY off or not there altogether. She shrugged her shoulders really fast and puffed out her lips alot. She spun around really, really fast quite often (must have been getting dizzy) and then she would lean toward a customer with this little girl pose, arms back and out, head up...just weird.
    Another girl would do these bizarre kicks and arm moves...then she would tear across the stage to the pole and just FLING herself around it as fast as she could.
    Then there are the girls who rub their hands all over themselves and try to pass it off as dancing.
    Knew a girl who would walk across the stage and kick her foot out at weird, random times. She never fell, but it looked as though she was going to.
    I'm sure I do some pretty odd stuff myself, though, so who am I to talk?
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    I saw a girl once just the other night put her legs behind her head so she looked like a living pretzel and then lift herself up and walk around the stage with her arms. She looked like a walking donut. lol

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    She also likes to over-twirl her legs like a helicopter gone out-of-control, then and ALWAYS (it seems) immeidiately following the leg twirling thing she bangs her shoes on the floor about 10 times really hard! (yes, intentionally)


    Ughh I hate when girls bang there 7 inch heels on stage. I think it's soo tacky and ugly. It also scares the hell out of the customers too ??? I dont' get it. If any one else does this please explain it to me
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