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    Thanks I checked em out and have booked a flight to Florida to see all that beautiful blonde flesh in person...mmmm. Just kidding, but if she was here in SF I'd be heading over to the club now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela link=board=9;threadid=11876;start=msg154458#msg154 458 date=1092253704
    Anytime babe! I will give you one hell of a show!

    XoXo,

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    Pamela I bet you would. You are a lovely lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldclubbing link=board=9;threadid=11876;start=msg154467#msg154 467 date=1092254302
    FBR-"hoping" that a pretty girl will be interested in us whether its false or not seems to motivate a lot of guys who go to clubs...for some reason when they wake up to the game they get angry at themselves for hoping. I for one love to live in a fools world...makes life less serious sometimes.

    Only because of the longevity of my visits and many many bruises Im long past getting wrapped up in SS. I think the dancers sense that and thus flock to my table because I understand the game.

    Got a bit of a shock tonight though. Ive been playing around at a club other than my home club recently. Turns out a dancer from this other club just quit and is now working at my home club. Thats all well and good but as Im sitting at my table with my regular girl Miss D this dancer from the other club Miss K goes up on stage, spots me and starts yelling out "Hi FBR!!!" Miss D gives me the evil eye wondering what the fuck LMAO Dancers are so territorial LOL So I come up with some BS about accidentally hitting this one club and accidentally talking to this other dancer and OMG I dont understand how she still remembers me LMAO It was pretty funny.

    Long story short we wind up inviting Miss K to come hang out with us and the ladies seemed to bond, at least as much as stripper do when money is at stake. I had to tip the hell out of both of them to keep the peace but a man has to do what he he has to do LOL

    I guess the moral of the story is even if you are a whale and can stay under water for an hour, at some point you have to come up for air. When you do, you never know what might be awaiting you.

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    As long as its a cute smile, soft flesh, and some sincerity I guess I'll keep surfacing in the clubs.

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    guys! Yea i am a camera whore, i just snap off my computer when in the mood, so alot are just "there."

    XoXo,

    Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela link=board=9;threadid=11876;start=msg152685#msg152 685 date=1092058840
    The way i see this "landing a Whale" method, is to be friendly, and smart. Older rich guys like a good conversation, and a friendly woman, stripper or not. Well probably not a stripper actually.

    Pamela
    Your absolutely right about everything except the last line. If you are smart, charming, and can carry yourself appropriately in other kinds of settings - where he's apt to be a little more concerned because of the social rules in effect in that part of his world, it won't matter. In fact, in most cases he's not only not going to give a damn but, having spent a reasonable amount of time amongst the type (and before anybody gets excited - I'm just like you, hired help... LOL), I can promise you it's one of those "can't wait to drop this one on Bob when we take a break at the bar before the back nine" things. And while it wil go no further than one or twpo of his best friends, you have no idea what that's worth to them at that stage of the game.

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    The whales I've caught never looked like such. They usually wear dressy casual (dockers & polo shirts). I usually go for guys in suits first, but this can be deceiving. I've found that guys in suits are either lawyers or in sales. You have to look at the tie (without him noticing). If it's a label like Geoffrey Beene, that you can get @ JCPenny's - he's in sales. If it's Armani or something else prestigious, he's a GOOD lawyer. Milk that shit. The sales guys will still spend, just not as much as lawyers, usually. Look @ the watch & shoes also.

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    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    i think it just depends on luck,really and being in the right place at the right time ...because sometimes i've come across someone who looks like they would be a big spender and only to find they were not and then again i've danced/ met young guys that just did not look like they had any money ..and they did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toomuchhomeworklately
    The whales I've caught never looked like such. They usually wear dressy casual (dockers & polo shirts). I usually go for guys in suits first, but this can be deceiving. I've found that guys in suits are either lawyers or in sales. You have to look at the tie (without him noticing). If it's a label like Geoffrey Beene, that you can get @ JCPenny's - he's in sales. If it's Armani or something else prestigious, he's a GOOD lawyer. Milk that shit. The sales guys will still spend, just not as much as lawyers, usually. Look @ the watch & shoes also.
    Glad it works for most girls. I avoid the suits--I find that they are not willing to spend--of all the suits and ties I have seen, I have found ONE who spent more than a dollar. Usually, they are extremely cheap, barely tipping the dancers and waitresses. They are a total waste of my time and I avoid them like the plague. Nice shoes and accessories don't always mean "good spender."

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    I am sure you can use some generalizations just like with anything, however I feel like I would be the same HUGE spender in the clubs whether I wore a suit from jc penny or not. And as for shoes,,,, I have no idea what is expensive in that department. I dont own a watch, I just use my cell for time. But I sure do have a grand or two still in the wrap in my pocket. And,,,, not afraid to enjoy myself with the right lady too. And FYI< I am the guy who looks clean, smells good but is dressed in fairly casual clothes. And NINA ,, I agree with you there is NO wasting money when there is a hottie like you on the other end....

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    I was going to point out some guys have no style so you cant tell what they might have. I go for the guys that dont stink and are wearing a decent polo or whatever. Sometimes the somewhat nicely dressed guys in the pressed kakis is w/ the rest at the top of my list of ppl to talk to 1st. Then when I sit down I look at his watch to see if it is a nice one. Sometimes guys are like girls wearing the shoes theyve worn for years b/c they are comfy and they like them.

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    Appearances can be deceiving... you just never know, you feel it!! I know by the way they are looking at you.

    If they look at you like they want to eat you up: one or two dances; tops.

    If they don't look at you, period: Try anyways, they are just not readable without eye-contact. Talk to them and you'll see.

    If they look at you and talk to you like you're a normal human being: Chances are, you will bank.
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    Bridgette-i Agree Completely-politness (even If Deceptive) Is Always The Best Way To Go.

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    I always avoid guys who proclaim to be a whale, whether in those exact words or just bragging about how much money they have in their pocket. Generally they are trying to milk as much time from the girls as they can w/o spending OR they want me to grovel and tell him what a dirty girl I am and sort of kiss his ass....as if
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    how about the flashers ....people who will flash their money or lay a stack of it on the table but they don't get dances or spend it..and girls will be sitting at the table not getting any of it because the men use it as bait to get girls to come sit with them............LOL. i can't stand that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel1112
    how about the flashers ....people who will flash their money or lay a stack of it on the table but they don't get dances or spend it..and girls will be sitting at the table not getting any of it because the men use it as bait to get girls to come sit with them............LOL. i can't stand that.
    Some girls make money by sitting with the guys with a stack on the table, and grabbing whatever they want from the pile. I must try this tactic, and if the guy does not let me keep it, then I will leave.

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    I am unsure if this has been mentioned -- It is WHO you know, not WHAT you know which will 'land you a whale' A lesson I learnt well on my last night at my 'ex' home club. I managed to make a really decent amount of money on a night that was utter crap due to WHO I knew, not WHAT I knew.

    .....it took me awhile to realise this... however I now realise it and have learnt it well.

    Have the right contacts, "know" the right people, and you will land 'whales' all the time... well.. okay.. not all the time.. however more often than you think.


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    First of all, NEVER look for a "whale" in a group of guys! The solitary (well-dressed, but not too well-dressed) customer who pays easily are your best bet. One "tell" (can you tell I play poker?) is when the man pays for a dance without looking at the cash in his wallet. I have no problem giving as much mileage as necessary to land a fish like that.

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    Let's resurrect this thread ! How do YOU land a whale?

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    I pay attention to who's going to private rooms. I approach if they settle in on the main floor again when they come back. Oftentimes they're still shopping around for a favorite.

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    Whales tend to come alone in my experience.

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    Helpful thread! I was just thinking to myself that my experience is pretty hit or miss until I saw this:

    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony View Post
    I believe landing a whale has to do with observation. Some girls know what to look for. If you work in a more upscale club you chances of striking oil so to speak will greatly increase. For instance if you work at a club in Queens NY compared to a club in Manhattan. Also getting in good with waitstaff at clubs can help you, they can tell you who is buying what type of drink and what method they are paying with (American Express Black, Platinum card, big wad of cash in a money clip etc.). The few times I have landed a wealthy spending guy I just went on my gut instincts. One time the guy was flashy (Rolex, luxury keychain on the bar, money clip, etc.). The second time the guy was older not flashy but looked really neat and clean (manicured nails, crisp shirt and pants, tan, etc). He looked like he spent the day golfing (I have taken up this sport) so I started talking to him about expensive clubs and he had some so I knew I struck gold.
    The times I most frequently landed whales was the direct result of being pointed out/introduced to them by some of the waitstaff/bouncers. They would also give me tips and tell me about said whale's habits. This was how I usually got whales, but the times where I landed them by myself were a different experience.

    When I landed them myself there were guys who looked like total slobs who you wouldn't suspect as being whales and the typical whale-looking guy who is dressed nice and looks clean. My instincts for whale watching are shot so in these cases I would just get lucky from working the room and happening to land on one.

    But I can tell you about anti-whales and their typical habits:

    -Bragging about how much money they have

    -Showing off wads of cash or money, or briefly flashing money at you and making sure that you get a glimpse of it

    Quote Originally Posted by Angel1112;
    how about the flashers ....people who will flash their money or lay a stack of it on the table but they don't get dances or spend it..and girls will be sitting at the table not getting any of it because the men use it as bait to get girls to come sit with them............LOL. i can't stand that.
    -Celebrities apparently? I have no experience with them and because I live under a rock I have no idea what they would look like. I've heard of girls saying that many celebrities in strip clubs can act really douchey and demand special treatment/free services, but this is second hand info.

    But basically money flashers, nothing good ever came from them in my experience and they are a waste of time. They'll usually talk about how much money they have and how they're going to spend so much money on you, or want to take you out somewhere. They'll buy maybe one dance, but usually not worth it if the club is busy. When I see a money flasher, unless they are handing me the money, it is usually time for me to leave.

    I remember one guy who got one dance from me after talking to him for a short time and then we went back to the bar. He bought a drink and took out a wad of cash from his wallet, and put it kind of slowly back into his wallet making sure I saw it. I left after that and went looking for my spending regular who was coming. That guy spent the rest of the night getting hammered, being an ass (loudly) to the other girls, and whooping and hollering my name from across the club.

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    Agree with what has already been said.
    I also have good luck approaching guys who order a shot of expensive tequila or scotch or something along with their beer and sip on it.

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