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    I probably could have done this as a poll, but what is your most common conversation/concentration during a ld? silence, dirty talk, everyday conversation, etc.????
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    I had one girl who was trying to talk about the weather. I was having a hard enough time remembering my own name, much less whether it was cloudy outside or not...

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    Dancer, while dancing - "So....what do you do for a living?"

    Me: "I have no idea, right now."

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    I bet!

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    How hot and wet I'm making her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=27;threadid=11902;start=msg152388#msg15 2388 date=1092015267
    Dancer, while dancing - "So....what do you do for a living?"

    Me: "I have no idea, right now."



    pretty much the same response here. Also true for similar questions:

    "So....what's your name?"
    Me: "I have no idea, right now."

    "So....what kind of music do you like?"
    Me: "I have no idea, right now."

    "So....do you live around here?"
    Me: "I have no idea, right now."

    "So....do you know anything??"
    Me: "I have no idea, right now."

    "So....would you like another dance?"
    Me: "YES!!"


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    ^ Agreed.

    If I'm really into it, I can't remember my own damn name, nevermind engage in small talk.
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    i talk before the dance. talking to the customer during the dance would just be too distracting.

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    I talked to one girl about computers during the whole dance, found out she made websites like I did, she gave me her phone number but I was just in town for that night.

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    Not much. What "conversation" I have mostly consists of me going "mmm!" or "aaah!", or things of that nature.

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    Most of my conversations with customers are about everyday things. Since we have a lot of different guys each day, I meet a ton of new people so they ask me my age, where I live etc...
    Once in a while I will get the guy who wants dirty talk, but not too much.

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    Every so often with the dirty talk, basically if the customer starts the conversation I go along with.
    One guy, last night, though, we'd been chatting a little, and finally I say: "Oo! Comics! I can use my nerdy pick-up line on you!"
    him: "Go for it."
    me: "Soo... if Captain America and Batman got into a fight* . . . would you go home with me?"

    *about here he's rolling his eyes, when I get to 'picking up' part his jaw dropped and he started laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luna Maiden link=board=27;threadid=11902;start=msg152538#msg15 2538 date=1092034815
    Every so often with the dirty talk, basically if the customer starts the conversation I go along with.
    One guy, last night, though, we'd been chatting a little, and finally I say: "Oo! Comics! I can use my nerdy pick-up line on you!"
    him: "Go for it."
    me: "Soo... if Captain America and Batman got into a fight* . . . would you go home with me?"

    *about here he's rolling his eyes, when I get to 'picking up' part his jaw dropped and he started laughing.
    Oh Jeeze.

    Batman would mop the floor with Captain America. Cap fights for truth and justice, Batman fights to win (I.E. He'll cheat). Batman would demolish Cap.

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    *grins* My friend warned me that would happen, the guy would be all flattered but then either he or a buddy would start getting into an in-depth discussion of the merits of such a fight. Ya know, I was debating saving that one in case I ever met you, madcap.
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    LOL!

    Yeah, should i ever be so lucky.

    Batman would crush cap.

    Keep in mind, though, that it wouldn;t take Bruce long to figure out that Cap was a good guy, so they'd probably end up teaming up against the real bad guys, but Cap would really dislike Batman and Batman would think Cap was an idealistic moron.

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    Okay, I know a lot more about Batman than Captain America, but...

    Doesn't Captain America have superhuman powers? If so, he would definitely win. Batman can *never* win against a superhero with real superpowers. Best he can manage is to clean up after the joker. Whenever he has to deal with superhuman baddies, he always has his superbuddies to back him up.

    Okay, I know this is going to erupt into a nerd war, but I really need to get to bed here.

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    yes, but Batman took out the whole Justice League, INCLUDING Superman and Wonder Woman, both of whom would clobber him one on one. Batman does whatever he has to to win, including using Kryptonite. He cheats.

    Batman fights to win, he will cheat, Captain America fights fair. Cap has superpowers (but not too extream, he can't even lift a car, he's about four or five times as strong, fast, and smart as the average human), but since there are places cap won't go and there is no-place Batman won't go (Other than murder), Batman would win.

    Batman would, and has, beaten Superman. And this comes from a BIG Superman fan. There are all kinds of places Superman won't go that Batman will, Superman won't even lie while Batman will (Note: Supes has never even lied about being Clark Kent, when Lois finally asked him he told the truth). Datman will lie cheat and steal to win. You can't beat that.

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    This is a hell of a discussion to be having in stripping general.

    LOL!

    Wouldn't the detractors hate seeing a conversation like this on SW rather than porno. We get all kinds, eh?

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    Wonder Woman trumps all you guys!LOL!!!

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    Wonder Woman is cool. I dig her. Batman would still kick her ass because she fights for truth and Justice while Batman fightsa to win. Plus, Batman and Wonder Woman were boyfriend/Girlfriend for a long time. LOL.

    Diana is cool. I like Diana, i esprcially like how they are doing her now, no secret identity, everyone knows her real name, she's all movie starred out...

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    She's got those cool go-go boots!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    She can also juggle main battle tanks.

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    HAHA!That's true.I used to want those bullet proof cuffs when I was a kid.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Myself i dig the rope of truth. I'd love yo be able to wrap someone up and have them be unable to lie...

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    The lasso of truth is totally cool!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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