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    Default Pray for the B#$*@ Day!!

    Maybe we should all designate a day in which we devote a little prayer to all the bitches in the world.
    It doesn't matter your faith, or if you have one at all..whatever your god or goddess, tomorrow say a little prayer for all the bitches and shitbags that polute this earth, and take up what little precious space is left on it.
    I defintely will be praying tomorrow. It will take a [email protected]@@!!! miracle to save these people. So Im going to attempt to get the ball rolling...
    I am being a bit sarcastic in this request, but I am dead serious.
    Praying for these people is at least some type of positive thing to do....who knows maybe some of them will have an epiphany and decide to treat others better. I know its not likely, but you never know.....

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    Default Re:Pray for the B#$*@ Day!!

    The people who I'm going to pray for are:

    Animal/child abusers,
    Distraught over personal issues,
    Have really negative outlook on life's general things,
    The boys and gals fighting overseas,
    And finally,people that don't realize it when they have a good thing already.

    These are the people in which I'll be praying for today.
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    I'm gonna pray for:

    -Racists
    -Canadian Geese (they scare me when they hiss)
    -people who spit in fast food
    -Osama Bin Laden
    -The guy who flipped me off on my way into work this morning
    -The men with the nice bums at the male strip club I went to
    -Anyone fighting for their lives or ours for that matter
    -A better job that pays more money
    -Some good sex tonight




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    Pray they get what's coming to them, not salvation or light! Ha ha!

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    -I'm going to pray for...
    -the person who ran a stop sign this morning and almost hit me because they were talking on their cell phone
    -the pedestrians/lane cutter inners who did NOT exercise the courtesy wave when I let them in my lane/let them cross the street
    -my kitten who crapped on my bed when I wasn't looking
    -my mom...the best bitch I know.

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    I'll pray for your mom as well as my own Tiff! AND the bird that crapped on my car right after I washed and hand waxed it! Can't forget that little rascal.....

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    moms are scary :o

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    Ah.. It's a nice thought, but I fear that not even prayers can help the scumbags of the Earth.

    I'll just pray that they suffer more than the people that have had to deal with them.

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    Just to let you all know---
    Ive already said my prayers for all the negative people in the world..I prayed last night for them while I was taking a drive out to NC. Its so relaxing out there, very peaceful; perfect time...
    I see for some reason my post was moved..not sure why....
    I originally posted this topic after reading alot of the negativity and bitchiness that Ive seen on a few recent topics....I dont know about you guys but I get so sick of it...It got to me alot yesterday, and I sarcastically came up with some kind of positive way to counteract the negativity and to also bring to the attention of all of those people who really need some self-improvement a little reality check..
    Sometimes it's hard to see yourself from the outside looking in on how others perceive you..Sometimes all one needs is a little opening of the eyes...

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    Ok today I will pray too. I will pray for specific groups of people.

    -the stupid lawyers who abuse the system too much

    -the stupid judges who let the abuse go on

    -the stupid idiots who bug me way too much

    -the stupid, fat next door neighbor who's kid is a pain

    -the stupid other neighbor who needs to take her meds

    -and any other stupid people I run into today

    Just so you guys know, I really hate stupid people. I don't mean people who are stupid some of the time, I mean people who couldn't tell you the time on a non-digital clock. I mean the people who are narrow minded, bigoted, racist, asinine, dumb jackasses who I have to deal with each and ever day. I mean the people who soley exist to annoy and make me dumber with each and every word they utter. I hate to sound like an elitist or anything, but it's true. There is nothing that frightens or pisses me off more than truly stupid people. I took the time in school to listen and learn, why couldn't they? Like basketball is so damn engaging, and I do not see any of them being the next Michael Jordan.

    So that's who I am praying for, the stupid people of the world. I am praying that I do not have to deal with them today, or they die a horrible death whichever is more acceptable to God. ~ Amen

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    Okay, I&#039;ll "pray" (note the quotes)

    Today I pray for....

    - a KKK rally to be interrupted by gunfire between several large groups of drug lord gangs on opposite sides of the rally intent on fighting to the very last death, including one&#039;s own, preferably with bystanders of rapists, wife beaters and pedophiles who are all caught in the crossfire.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    This wasnt meant to be a funny post in any way, I was trying to make an attempt to "help", but I see that some see this as a joke.
    TO those of you who took this seriously, thank you very much I appreciate your time and thoughts...
    To those who thought this post I made to be stupid, or a joke--Im sorry , it wasnt meant to be......

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    OHHH....whoops! I&#039;m sorry...I thought we were in a forum where we could post what we wanted to, not realizing that it was our job to cowtow to initial intent of someone&#039;s post. WHOOPS!

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    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    SIlly me, so did I MoJo, but my post was not intended to be funny or a joke at all.

    I really can&#039;t stand stupid people.

    I mean people with true mental or physical handicaps, I understand; but the people who are just stupid for stupid&#039;s sake, they really need praying for!!!

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    I wasn&#039;t joking either, although it was intended to provide some amusement.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    kitana

    I agree, your post was one of the serious replies....My intent was to be taken seriously in this post, I didnt feel I was taken seriously by some, thats why I apologized for possibly coming across in a joking manner--that wasnt what I was meaning to do.
    Once again, in an effort to do the right thing-let&#039;s just let this go..I see no need to get into a personal fight with anyone here..So let&#039;s all just do the right thing and let it go..There&#039;s no need to get shitty....Im trying to remain as civilized as I can here....It does no good to get into fights...

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    I&#039;m not trying to fight.....shittiness is part of my nature. Now watch how close you get to my cage, or I&#039;ll poop in my hand and throw it at you. eek eek
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Awww Mojo,need some action?

    J/K

    I like you Mojo. :smiley:
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    MojoJojo--

    Ok no problem, I&#039;ll watch how close I come to your cage.....No flying poop for me today.....

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    I try to get somewhere with women...all they want to do is spank me. WTF??

    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Heh.. That&#039;s because it&#039;s so fun, Mojo!


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    Ha! My plan worked ...yet AGAIN!
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Okay...

    My Prayer List....

    1. Pray for the geese (I also am frightened by the hissing.. and the chasing.. I always get chased in the park-usually up on top of picnic tables with me screaming at them and my daughter laughing)

    2. Pray for my daughter to make right choices, keep her opinions somewhat to herself to avoid another year of teachers telling me that she is too opinionated for her age.

    3. Pray that instead of 12 little girls over for a sleep over that only 6 can make it.

    4. Pray that all the mean, sick, twisted MOFO&#039;s who commit crimes against children rot and suffer a miserable death for what they have done.

    5. Pray that men who abuse women have the shit kicked out of them in the jail system and no one comes to their aid.

    6. Pray for my AC to get fixed before I lose my sanity in the hot weather


    7. Pray for all my sistas in the hood to remain safe each and every day they go to work and return home and keep the crazy psycho&#039;s away.

    and lastly,

    8. I pray for my family.


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