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    I'm sure some of you have them! We're pretty open-minded in here. For example, my dance name is my godmother's name- I'm Catholic, & figured it couldn't hurt to use it. It's been a lucky charm.
    I also knew I would meet the true loves of my life before I set eyes on them.
    The idea of a "Cosmic Joke" is some weird event or coincidence that occurs and needs to be laughed at, otherwise it'll make you permanently sour. One joke is that I started naming guitars I bought. Well, for each guitar named, I would meet a man afterwards with the same name as the guitar, and have a difficult relationship with him. So, don't name your guitars. You won't make beautiful music with your next boyfriend.
    Share your stories!

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    The number 4 is a very bad luck number in my Chinese culture.When pronounced in Mandarin,it sounds very closely to the word,"dead".So therefore,avoiding residences with number 4's in the address and everything else basically that involves that number.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Ooooooga boooooga. Ooooooga boooooga loooooooooga.

    My own personal voodoo spell to get every hot chick on earth to want me, it hasnt worked yet, but i'm still perfecting it. I'll let you know if there's any results.

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    That's interesting, OTB. My brother is very into Cantonese/Mandarin culture, and tells me all kinds of things about Chinese superstitions. I think the funeral traditions are very special.
    Very funny, Madcap. You know, "Star Trek" has a lot of nautical superstitions and culture! And it's set in the future! Sci-fi can be Old World!

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    I have a thing about "J" names. My long-time boyfriend in school was Jason, then I married a Jeremy. Then, I dated a Jim, and then a Jay. I think it's the most cursed letter of the alphabet.. lmfao

    My Mother In Law has a thing that the "first foot" on New Year's Day cannot be a fair-haired person, and Redheads are especially considered dangerous. So, we always have to make sure that my hubby enters the house first, and gives her a coin of sorts, to ward off any "bad luck".

    I have tons of superstitions that I believe in, and surprisingly enough, I don't believe in the most common ones (Friday the 13th, Black Cats, etc). Most of the common superstitions are extremely lucky for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=11973;start=msg153490#msg153 490 date=1092126621
    That's interesting, OTB. My brother is very into Cantonese/Mandarin culture, and tells me all kinds of things about Chinese superstitions. I think the funeral traditions are very special.
    Very funny, Madcap. You know, "Star Trek" has a lot of nautical superstitions and culture! And it's set in the future! Sci-fi can be Old World!
    Never been much of a trekker, i mean i like it because it's pop culture, but the visions of spock ears dancing through myu head kinda keeps me from getting that into it. Hey, i dun wanna be THAT much of a dork.

    :wink:

    Signed, Reverend Madcap (AKA "Jim")

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    Yep, Rhi, those "J" names..I don't want to go into detail, but I know that one too.
    People in general are more superstitious than they let on- at my cousin's wedding, a pure black cat wandered into the reception hall and would not leave. I heard several murmurs of concern- "black cat, bad luck, bad omen!" I scooped him up and took care of him. He was a sweet-pie. And no, he did not bode badly for the couple.
    I am wishing for premonitions of my future kids- I can't afford to have them anytime soon, but would be happy with a notion of what they might be like. Are there any spells for that sort of thing?

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    Some people even call me "Jimmy."


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    As a matter of fact, there are. I won't post them here. But, if you'd like to PM your email addy, I'll send them out for you.

    I had premonitions of all three of my children, and they were dead-on, right down to my youngest daughter's dimples, and all of their hair colors. I imagined my son having my hair, and poof! He was born with the brightest, curliest red hair you can imagine.. lol

    Anyhoo, PM me with your addy, and I'll hook you up

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    Oh Madcap; I'm slowly falling for your clarm and sexy good looks! Oh I want you now! I have to have you...
    Damn your spell works!!

    Great! Now what am I supposta do?! You sooooooo far away! GUess I have to go get a rabbit's foot and some salt before I am entranced again under your, sexy voice and beautiful eyes and big muscles.......

    Kitana
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    Feel like a damn salt lick at the goats petting zoo!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitana link=board=1;threadid=11973;start=msg153497#msg153 497 date=1092127297
    Oh Madcap; I&#039;m slowly falling for your clarm and sexy good looks! Oh I want you now! I have to have you...
    Damn your spell works!!

    Great! Now what am I supposta do?! You sooooooo far away! GUess I have to go get a rabbit&#039;s foot and some salt before I am entranced again under your, sexy voice and beautiful eyes and big muscles.......

    Kitana
    *Preens*

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=11973;start=msg153490#msg153 490 date=1092126621
    That&#039;s interesting, OTB. My brother is very into Cantonese/Mandarin culture, and tells me all kinds of things about Chinese superstitions. I think the funeral traditions are very special.
    Very funny, Madcap. You know, "Star Trek" has a lot of nautical superstitions and culture! And it&#039;s set in the future! Sci-fi can be Old World!
    Like how we wear white,instead of black as a symbol of purity and how the immediate family members have to run under the carriage of the deceased 99 times to show love and devotion.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    I believe in superstition as much as I believe in God. However, whenever it&#039;s 11:11, I still make a wish (typically has something to do with a three-way.......not at Skyline).
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Heh.. Well, Mojo.. I was born at 11:11 AM on 9/26.. lol

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    Yes, I read the procession will visit some of the favorite places of the deceased.
    The Western funerals I have been to are so hard, very stuffy. American culture has a strange attitude about death and the unknown.

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    My best friend told me a guy she&#039;s seriously dating has a rare golf/ hunting dog print in his house, the EXACT same that her great-grandfather had. (he was a pro golfer.) That was too cool. Now if I could only find a guy to share a Nagel print collection with!

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    Heh.. Well, Mojo.. I was born at 11:11 AM
    All righty, then....next time I&#039;m wishing for a three-way.....I&#039;ll be thinking of you....
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Let&#039;s see.....Allot of silly stuff.....

    Every time a hurse has crossed my path, in example: Driven in front of me, cut in front of me, almost hit my car.... someone I knew died or found out they were dying within a week.

    When I get totals of $6.66 at the check-out, I will give the cashier an extra penney....

    Most of my premonitions turn out to be true.

    I also believe that when you see a blue bird, it will bring you luck...




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    The superstition that I hate is "when you step on shit, you will get money" if that were true, I&#039;d be a millionaire. I stepped on my dogs poop when I was training them, when I was in the dog run....you name it.

    I also had a bird poop on my head on my way to school. I was in my uniform... Again, no extra money. lol

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    Gee Lexi, with all the shitting on I&#039;ve experience in my lifetime (from family, school peers, bosses and people in general) I should be a millionaire. On the topic, the funniest East Coast saying I&#039;ve heard about bad luck is, "Whose Wheaties did I shit in?"
    My un-favorite premonition is when I don&#039;t listen to my "gut" and go along with something I "have a bad feeling" about. Intuition. My favorite premontion is when I see someone doing a bad thing and don&#039;t say anything, but know karma will get them. In my head I sing, Your time is gonna come.......

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