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    Quote Originally Posted by Gynger link=board=1;threadid=12077;start=msg155361#msg155 361 date=1092357362
    February 6, 2009.... my god.. the last time we did this it was some close number too!
    What?! Oh, dear. *cough* Sorry, Gynger, I don't want to give ... errr ... I mean ... I cannot give you a ride in my car because ... ummm ... I have no passenger seat. Yeah, that's it.

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    On this test (http://www.petbo.com/death_calc/), I die in the year 2065 at the ripe old age of 102.

    On this test (http://www.livingto100.com/), I die when I'm 79.1 years old. However, this is one of those that doesn't accept that there are big guys who are tall and not fat but simply built. By their BMI, I'm obese. Sorry. Wrong.

    On this test (http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp), I'll die when I'm 75, but, again, it doesn't accept that you can be tall, heavy, and fit.

    On BBC's test (http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/interact...ving_100.shtml), I'll live to 92.8.

    On this test (http://future.newsday.com/2/quiz.htm), I'll live to 91.

    On almost all the tests above, they use BMI and practically none of them ask for your body type, build, and how fat you are. They just assume that if you have a high BMI that you're obese. My BMI is just over 30. However, here's what I look like: http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/members/Scott Not fat at all. If anyone comes across a good death calculator that accepts that you can be big, built, and not fat, I'd love to see the link. :grin:
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    Hehe.. Cool Calculators, PP...

    Here's mine:

    1) You are going to die in the year 2060. You will be 86 years old.

    2) Your calculated health span is 101.2 years.

    3) Your life expectancy is 99 years old.

    4) Your life expectancy is 88.8 years.

    5) 97.2 Years Old.



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    Friday july 23,2010

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    Default Re:When are you going to die?

    Mine said Monday, April 9, 2068 - 93 years old

    About 8 years ago I had a palm reading and she stated I would die at the age of 71. ???



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    Dang, Vaden. In CA, it's illegal for fortunetellers to discuss death. Hey, at least she said 71! And not, "Next Tuesday!"
    Best doom fortune-told: "got my palm read/ and she said/ you shouldn't be smiling boy/ this life-line says/ you're already dead." - Life of Agony

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    Mine said I would be 78 years old but I have a feeling I will be one hot 78 year old at the retirement home!!! Haha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine link=board=1;threadid=12077;start=msg156500#msg156 500 date=1092531020
    Dang, Vaden. In CA, it's illegal for fortunetellers to discuss death.
    So if the fortune teller actually believes in their powers and reads death in your palm, she says ... what? "Can I buy life insurance over you?" *laugh*
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    March 13, 2060.

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    scary, considering something weird happened a few years ago where I thought I would die March 25. :o :o

    I had mentioned to a friend... "For all I know, I will die march 25" and then I opened a bottle of juice, and the expiration date said March 25. LOL

    Oh well.... :o

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    Saturday, July 28, 2057

    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Sunday, August 15, 2004


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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12077;start=msg156615#msg156 615 date=1092556967
    Sunday, August 15, 2004


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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more dancing monkey????????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=1;threadid=12077;start=msg156476#msg156 476 date=1092526828
    Mine said Monday, April 9, 2068 - 93 years old

    About 8 years ago I had a palm reading and she stated I would die at the age of 71. ???
    Damn,April 9th is my birthday.
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    Monday, July 25, 2039

    I'll be 74.

    Well, now that I know, I can start smoking weed and drinking heavily.

    Boy, that's a relief!

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