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    Default Slacker cure?

    Finally there is hope.

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    Default Re:Slacker cure?

    " The monkeys no longer understood the meaning of the gray bars. As a result, their interest never waned. They worked their levers like obsessed gamblers, never knowing when the jackpot would be delivered."

    -- The site

    Oh good... we can have a bunch of really busy people who don't have a clue...

    "Flowers of Algernon" anyone?

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    I thought this already exists. Its called crank and can be bought from your friendly corner dealer. May have some unsavory odors and side affects though......

    Ugh, I hate being lazy, but I was not born to work non-stop to fulfill some assholes productivity metrics! I've worked at the big corporation Hell, aka as Dell. These type of monkeys already exist, and they are sitting there typing away in their cages, errr cubes. Then they lay off half of the monkeys.

    Now, we have a bunch of unemployed driven monkeys with nothing to do. So let's start a war so we can an excuse to kill them off.....

    Are we seeing a pattern here.....slippery slope baybee!

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    Maybe they ought to give the people at "Jack In The Box" this stuff,so they can get my order right for the first time.LOL!!!
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    Are we seeing a pattern here.....slippery slope baybee
    I heard a conservative talk show host suggesting that this same treatment be tested on welfare recipients !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie link=board=1;threadid=12080;start=msg155686#msg155 686 date=1092391195
    Are we seeing a pattern here.....slippery slope baybee
    I heard a conservative talk show host suggesting that this same treatment be tested on welfare recipients !
    Well damn,they should have!!!Some of those people can very well work!But that's a whole other thread!LOL!
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