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    I'm wondering if anybody has heard of this happening and might be able to offer some advice. I've been seeing this new girlfriend for a few weeks, have only had sex one time (Wednesday) and had a major argument last night that I think may have damaged the relationship irrepairably, and am really devastated because I really clicked with her better than anyone I remember and have had an endless series of tumultuous relationships.

    But that's not what this post is about. This girl was pretty aggressive sexually and seemed like she would not be easy to please, so when I went down on her I tried hard to do a good job and was super aggressive and she seemed to really like it. However, the next day I noticed that the bottom of my tongue was really sore. I looked at it in the mirror and noticed that part of the tissue that connects the bottom of your tongue to the mouth cavity had ripped away and it looks all frayed and white and kind of gross. Has anybody ever heard of this happening? It looks like it might be getting worse, and I'm worried it might have gotten infected, but it is not red in color but white. I'm not sure if I should go to a doctor or not. I'm a little embarrassed to go in there and describe what happened and stuff. I don't know, maybe I should look at it as a badge of honor or something. I'm able to stick my tongue out farther now, so maybe my oral technique will be better, I don't know yet. Anyway, I repeat that this is completely true, and would appreciate any relevant comments. Thanks.
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    When I was a kid I put in a pair of those cheap plastic vampire fangs you get at halloween and it tore thru the web of skin between my upper lip and gums if you know what I'm talking about. It healed on it's own and I can wiggle the web back and forth now. Wounds in the mouth take forever to heal and easily become infected. I bit the inside of my mouth just the other week. It turned white with bright red around the wound, definatly infected, it hurt like hell cause my incisor (sp?) was constantly rubbing against it and re-opening it. What you should do, and yes this will sting like a bitch, is swish salt water (don't be shy with that salt!) twice a day. Morning and night. It should sting like crazy, just bare it as long as you can, then it will be slightly numb for a little while, at least my wound was. The salt water will speed up the healing process a lot. Hope this helps!
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    Exact same thing happened to a friend of mine about ten years ago after a drinking game at my Ex-gf's apartment with Myself, my ex-gf, him, and some chick my ex had fixed him up with (as a side note, in my day I was the all time grandmaster of Quarters).

    He didn't notice it until he walked into my ex-gf's bathroom the next morning and saw all the blood around his mouth. I remember him pulling me in there all pissed saying she had been on her rag, i was like "How are those cherry wings?" Then a little later he came out all stunned telling me about his tongue. He was convinced she had sucked it out of him. This is a bit coincidental. I'll have to tell him about this.

    No clue what to tell you, other than i know just what you are talking about (Having been there, and having yawned while he told and retold the story to anyone who'd listen).


    Actually, Orchid, i suggest swishing lemon Juice. I hear that's better.

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    That fold of tissue is the lingual frenulum. Mine got cut once when a woman got over-aggressive while sucking my tongue into her mouth. The white tissue is simply because you have exposed tissue that is constantly wet. You might consider gargling peroxide to kill germs. I wouldn't recommend Listerine.
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    As an aside, you don't have to be THAT aggressive to please a woman. It's more about rubbing the right spot(s) in a pleasant manner than going at it so hard you rip your tongue out. :o Guys, ya don't just wabble your mouth between her legs at high speed. You lick the labia and work your way in to the clit and then pretty much stick with the clit. Some girls will prefer 'harder' licking/sucking and some will prefer softer, but nonethless, wabbling your mouth down there like you're trying to catch a fish with your mouth is NOT the way.

    ML, haven't heard from you in a while. Hope your tongue gets better. Go easy on it next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157191#msg157 191 date=1092654807
    As an aside, you don't have to be THAT aggressive to please a woman. It's more about rubbing the right spot(s) in a pleasant manner than going at it so hard you rip your tongue out. :o Guys, ya don't just wabble your mouth between her legs at high speed. You lick the labia and work your way in to the clit and then pretty much stick with the clit. Some girls will prefer 'harder' licking/sucking and some will prefer softer, but nonethless, wabbling your mouth down there like you're trying to catch a fish with your mouth is NOT the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157191#msg157 191 date=1092654807
    As an aside, you don't have to be THAT aggressive to please a woman. It's more about rubbing the right spot(s) in a pleasant manner than going at it so hard you rip your tongue out. :o Guys, ya don't just wabble your mouth between her legs at high speed. You lick the labia and work your way in to the clit and then pretty much stick with the clit. Some girls will prefer 'harder' licking/sucking and some will prefer softer, but nonethless, wabbling your mouth down there like you're trying to catch a fish with your mouth is NOT the way.

    ML, haven't heard from you in a while. Hope your tongue gets better. Go easy on it next time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157191#msg157 191 date=1092654807
    As an aside, you don't have to be THAT aggressive to please a woman. It's more about rubbing the right spot(s) in a pleasant manner than going at it so hard you rip your tongue out. :o Guys, ya don't just wabble your mouth between her legs at high speed. You lick the labia and work your way in to the clit and then pretty much stick with the clit. Some girls will prefer 'harder' licking/sucking and some will prefer softer, but nonethless, wabbling your mouth down there like you're trying to catch a fish with your mouth is NOT the way.
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    @ Madcap.

    Bridgette is right on, guys!

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    LMAO!!

    I forgot to add in my instructional message that you don't need to expend alot of physical energy to suck some good pussy. Boys, relax and it will be much better for all involved. ESPECIALLY if you're a little intimidated by what you perceive as the woman's superior sexual skill...

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    LoL, heeey don't confuse him witht he lemon juice!! =P Salt water DOES work! It's what you're given as a child when your tooth falls out to help close the wound and speed up the healing. USE SALT WATER! This is the safest and least nasty tasting way to go. Did you know that people who are adrift at sea and who are bitten by a shark in the ocean are more likely to survive than if they somehow lost a limb in fresh water? The salt water closes the wound and stops the bleeding. Trust me! I've been using this method all my life, lol!
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    thrush? usualy the sides of your toungue are white. I believe its caused by some kind of yeast if i remember from one of my classes.

    Otherwise it just sounds like a rough night of oral sex and really nothing to be worried about.


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    WB ML

    You can get a yeast infection on your tongue as tampadancer says. And not necessarily from eating something you shouldnt According to my dentist the most common cause of oral yeast infections is over the counter mouthwash believe it or not. Those mouthwashes are so powerful they not only kill bad "germs" they also kill good germs as he put it. The result leaves your mouth unprotected from bacteria etc often resulting in a nasty infection. Maybe that was the cause of your problem. If so, you will need a prescription to clear it up.

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    According to my dentist the most common cause of oral yeast infections is over the counter mouthwash believe it or not. Those mouthwashes are so powerful they not only kill bad "germs" they also kill good germs as he put it. The result leaves your mouth unprotected from bacteria etc often resulting in a nasty infection. Maybe that was the cause of your problem. If so, you will need a prescription to clear it up.
    This can also cause chronic halitosis--which is a fairly serious impediment to your social standing in any circle. Mouthwash can create more problems than it portends to solve.

    As an aside, women are not a fence, so don't paint them with your tongue.

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    it could also be "covered tongue" a side effect from a lot of different things. One being recent drug use.

    But i doubt it, because the side effects you are having have little similarity

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    Oh WAY to go! Yanno, SOME of us already know the correct method. We don't tell other guys! We rely on other men being shitballs.
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    Hey, thanks for the all of the input everyone, I've been really busy and am just now checking back here. The tongue is getting much better, I was sort of worried and surprised when it happened, thought that it might be getting infected, but it seems okay. I gargled the hydrogen peroxide and that seemed to help. I got back together with the lady involved in the incident, and have all but moved into her place. What a difference a week makes sometimes.
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    Sometimes women dont take care of themselves and are a source of yeast infection to her partners and maybe the customers. The scientific name for yeast infection is Candida and there are many variations of them. A lab test of your mucous membranes will pinpoit to the type. Oral sex can get you other types of STDs llike anaerobic, trichomas, and mycoplasm, especially if you are into anal sex. More prone to anaerobic and trichonomas are guys that are not circumcised. Those infections get under the foresking and infect the tip of your penis. Metronidazole is good for that. If you go to Mexico you can purchase it under the name Metrogel. Its like a lubricant. IF you think your partner is the origin of your foreskin infection use the Metrogel as a lubricant before you do the penetration. Anyway visit your doctor if you start to get a fever or a rash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157451#msg157 451 date=1092693402
    LMAO!!

    I forgot to add in my instructional message that you don't need to expend alot of physical energy to suck some good pussy. Boys, relax and it will be much better for all involved. ESPECIALLY if you're a little intimidated by what you perceive as the woman's superior sexual skill...
    I'm not sure. I went down on her like a rabid pitbull and she was bucking all over my face like a champion rodeo cowboy. It's all good I suppose.
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg169432#msg169 432 date=1094244357
    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157451#msg157 451 date=1092693402
    LMAO!!

    I forgot to add in my instructional message that you don't need to expend alot of physical energy to suck some good pussy. Boys, relax and it will be much better for all involved. ESPECIALLY if you're a little intimidated by what you perceive as the woman's superior sexual skill...
    I'm not sure. I went down on her like a rabid pitbull and she was bucking all over my face like a champion rodeo cowboy. It's all good I suppose.
    Bucking all over your face is not a good sign. NOT. Every time I have bucked on a guy's face it was because he was doing it wrong. Of all the women I've been with, not one bucked with pleasure either. Bucking = bad.

    Now quivering....quivering is gooooooood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg173055#msg173 055 date=1094829112

    Bucking all over your face is not a good sign. NOT. Every time I have bucked on a guy's face it was because he was doing it wrong. Of all the women I've been with, not one bucked with pleasure either. Bucking = bad.

    Now quivering....quivering is gooooooood.
    So True!!!

    Whenever I've "bucked" it was to try to get him to stop or to get away.... usually followed by him grabbing my hips and holding me to him and doing whatever felt so bad even harder. Eeeh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157191#msg157 191 date=1092654807
    As an aside, you don't have to be THAT aggressive to please a woman. It's more about rubbing the right spot(s) in a pleasant manner than going at it so hard you rip your tongue out. :o Guys, ya don't just wabble your mouth between her legs at high speed. You lick the labia and work your way in to the clit and then pretty much stick with the clit. Some girls will prefer 'harder' licking/sucking and some will prefer softer, but nonethless, wabbling your mouth down there like you're trying to catch a fish with your mouth is NOT the way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg169432#msg169 432 date=1094244357
    I'm not sure. I went down on her like a rabid pitbull and she was bucking all over my face like a champion rodeo cowboy. It's all good I suppose.



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    This was not a good thread to read first thing in the morn. after breakfast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg173055#msg173 055 date=1094829112
    Quote Originally Posted by merely lurking link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg169432#msg169 432 date=1094244357
    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette link=board=8;threadid=12165;start=msg157451#msg157 451 date=1092693402
    LMAO!!

    I forgot to add in my instructional message that you don't need to expend alot of physical energy to suck some good pussy. Boys, relax and it will be much better for all involved. ESPECIALLY if you're a little intimidated by what you perceive as the woman's superior sexual skill...
    I'm not sure. I went down on her like a rabid pitbull and she was bucking all over my face like a champion rodeo cowboy. It's all good I suppose.
    Bucking all over your face is not a good sign. NOT. Every time I have bucked on a guy's face it was because he was doing it wrong. Of all the women I've been with, not one bucked with pleasure either. Bucking = bad.

    Now quivering....quivering is gooooooood.
    I'm not sure if bucking was exactly the right term. Anyway, she said she liked it. If she was just telling me what I wanted to hear, that's not my problem.
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