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    Since we've hit a couple death threads lately, thought I'd inquire as to what you plan to have done with your body when it's over?

    I plan to have my body used for ANYTHING possible....take my organs....take my arms...take whatever. Let a school use my body for something...whatever. After that, I don't care provided the remnants are put back into nature. I do NOT want to be preserved in any fashion.
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    I'm going to be cremated and scattered on the wind. I'm an organ donor, but they can't take my whole body!


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    Donate my body to the wormies...

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    LOL, until I read the diamond thread, I was going to be creamated and have 4 vials of my ashes given to my kids and hubby, but now I think they will all just get Mommy diamonds!

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    Same as Mojo. I hope to be preserved for science, so many bored high school science lab students can grimace at me and threaten to drop me on the floor. My ghost will be laughing merrily.

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    I wonder if I could leave instructions to have "MADE YA LOOK" tattooed on my wanker after I die?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LOL That&#039;s too much!

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    LOL That&#039;s too much!
    <looking down> yeah, you&#039;re right....way too many letters.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
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    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LMFAO

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    Seriously though, our bodies are shells for our souls. Remember people through philosophy, kindness, charities, names, and cherish the finite gift of life.
    "The world is not an empty skull"

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    I&#039;ll get "made you look because you were very curious, are you happy now that you looked? Now get back to work" Tatooed on my wanker in big block letters.

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    My will states that I am to be cremated and put to rest off the shores of Catalina Island.. that&#039;s where I will rest eternally.


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    I will be cremated and if my family can afford it, I want my ashes released in space. This can and has been done, but I heard it is very expensive.



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    I too am a donor.Hell - take it all.If not the students can have me. I wonder if they&#039;ll find mold in my fake tits?But really whatever anyone wants to do to me after is ok.worms,fire....

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    I either want to be buried without a coffin in the woods, so I can be reassimilated immediately and directly into nature (which I believe is illegal), or lavishly embalmed, placed in multiple gold plated coffins, and sealed in a gigantic pyramid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=1;threadid=12196;start=msg157999#msg157 999 date=1092774907
    I will be cremated and if my family can afford it, I want my ashes released in space. This can and has been done, but I heard it is very expensive.
    They did that with Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek. You orbit the planet for a few months, and they give your family a time and date for reentry and they go watch you as a shooting star. It&#039;s actually kinda cool. Helluva funeral.

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    hmmm... I want my body washed down and incensed (smoke from some &#039;cleansing&#039; incense to clean me), donate my organs (I don&#039;t need them anymore so why waste them?), cremated and buried with a seed of a flower or (even better) a tree.

    Try to stick to the elements.. water to represent (duh!) water, incense to represent air, cremated to represent fire and buried in the earth to represent earth. The seed is just a reminder that life does go on (re-birth).

    Granted, I havn&#039;t got a will as such.. so if I die before I do get it done.. my family would probably have a funeral for me.. and it better NOT be a Catholic one !! I will haunt them forever if they did LOL!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo link=board=1;threadid=12196;start=msg157154#msg157 154 date=1092645073
    Since we&#039;ve hit a couple death threads lately, thought I&#039;d inquire as to what you plan to have done with your body when it&#039;s over?

    I plan to have my body used for ANYTHING possible....take my organs....take my arms...take whatever. Let a school use my body for something...whatever. After that, I don&#039;t care provided the remnants are put back into nature. I do NOT want to be preserved in any fashion.
    I&#039;ve always wanted to be cremated, have some of my ashes mixed into some awesome pot and be smoked, that way my loved ones and friends can always have a little of me with them(well at least for 30 days)the rest of my ashes can be flushed for all i care

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