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    Alright fellas, a survey about your favorite dancer

    1) breast size
    2) hair color / hair length
    3) height / weight / age
    4) ethnicity
    5) celebrity she most resembles if any
    6) education level
    7) how'd you meet

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    #7 just cracks me up....im sorry i cant help it

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    Default Re:Survey: favorite dancer

    Ahhh #7, sweet memories...

    It was several years ago during the summer on one of those perfect June days that wraps one in a warm embrace, leaving them with a smile on their face. I was taking a leisurely walk through a local park that attracts people of all kinds for relaxation and fitness; dog-walkers, ball-players, parents with their children, and people, such as myself, there just to walk outside and enjoy nature's blessings on such a pleasant day. I was aimlessly dragging my feet through the tall grass along the side of a winding dirt path that meandered its way through the nearby forest when I spotted a young woman struggling to keep her golden retriever at her side as he tugged on his leash. A soft smile spread across my face as I gazed at her. She looked up to meet my eyes, and momentarily distracted from her dog, he managed to pull free and run towards me. I might have been frightened save for the wagging tail and flopping tongue as he bounded towards me acting as her personal greeter. So enthusiastic was he in his approach that I was knocked off balance as he leaped up against me. Laying on the ground, I heard the sounds of his very apologetic owner approach me. I was staring up at the trees, regaining my senses when my view was blocked by blonde-haired angel wearing a look of concern. I assured her that I was fine, and smiled at the vision of lovliness before me. She looked down upon me and giggled, still apologizing for her dog when she finally noticed the silly grin I had as I stared up at her angelic visage. I stammered a simple "hi," to which she offered a similar greeting. We both laughed, and thus began a sweet romance that has endured to this day. Oh how we do laugh about our chance encounter when we're feeling nostalgic...

    "7) how'd you meet"
    WTF!? At the strip club! Duh! Hello!?
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    LMAO!!
    "Life is too short to spend it hoping that the perfectly arched eyebrow or hottest new lipshade can mask an ugly heart."-Kevyn Aucoin

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    Default Re:Survey: favorite dancer

    1) breast size: Around a 36C-38C

    2) hair color / hair length: Blonde, Long

    3) height / weight / age: About 5'5" (I'm assuming, she's about eye to eye to me in her plats and they look like 5 inchers)

    4) ethnicity: Caucasion.

    5) celebrity she most resembles if any: Actually, in the Gift Giving scene in LOTR: FOTR, Galadriel kinda looks like her, but normally Cate Blanchet looks nothing like this chick.

    6) education level: Haven't got a clue. She can carry on a conversation about just about anything, and she can figure out vague references really quick, but i never asked her.

    7) how'd you meet: Uh, stupid question alert!

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    Default Re:Survey: favorite dancer

    1) breast size - B ish
    2) hair color / hair length - black, chin
    3) height / weight / age - 5'6", 115ish , 24 yrs
    4) ethnicity, Asian
    5) celebrity she most resembles if any - no clue
    6) education level - don't know, smart though
    7) how'd you meet - stage dance

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    1) Very small breasts, very muscular legs.
    2) Hair changes regularly, has been almost every color and length possible
    3) 5-5, 135 but you'd guess a lot less, 20 when we first met
    4) Caucasian mix
    5) Doesn't resemble anyone else
    6) 2 years of college, very intelligent
    7) She was naked on stage, and when I went up to tip she stopped dancing, introduced herself and we shook hands - I kid you not, we really did.
    Best feature - she has a smile that lights up the room, and the playful personality to go with it. In a word, cute. Wow!
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    Funny post. #7 haha. I was lit out of my mind and horny and stumbled into a club and through the haze of the nearly empty room the most amazing ass confronted me...oh yeah and it was attached to an really cute girl with a sincere hustle technique, grabbing your package while she talks you into a dance. Education...who cares my cock doesn't talk.

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    Default Re:Survey: favorite dancer

    1) 34D (implants)
    2) Blonde – elbow length
    3) 5'8" - 110 - 30 now (23 when we met)
    4) Caucasian
    5) Heather Locklear
    6) HS Graduate
    7) Looking up from stageside table as she came down stairs to the stage.

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