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    PREGNANCY Q & A

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.






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    Some cute links that were sent to me when I was pregnant.. Passing them on.. hehe

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    Those are so funny!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    OMG I love it! I have to save those and re type it in pretty coclors to give to one of the girls at work who just had her 1st baby. A little (only 5lbs.) girl! *insert awwws here*

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    Oh! I feel my internal clock ticking...



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    LOL...Rhi!! Haaahaaahaaa...

    Q: Do I have to be in the delivery room?
    A: Not if you are in another room getting your legs, arms, and chest waxed.

    Too funny!!

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