Here is a story I found on the web:
A bunch of my fraternity brothers and I went to Canada to the Sundowners strip club.
The feature dancer of the night came out towards the end when we were all extremely drunk. She was Miss Nude something or other. Part of her act was using a bunch of props including miniature animal trap on her privates and doing things with banannas.
Well, one drunk brother who thought he was too cool to be there said in a rude way "I'VE got a bananna for you" to her. Well, she brought him up on stage.
She stripped him down to his underwear, had him sit on a chair on the stage and tied his hands to it and blindfolded him. She then sat on his lap and acted all sexy for a while, but while she was riding him she was taking her fingernails and scratching the heck out of his back. She then took lotion (baby oil? ky?) and spread it over him, and stuck one of the banannas in his underwear. Then she smashed the bananna and took the belt off of his pants and started whipping him. Since he was still tied he couldn't do anything and was screaming.
She then called him a jerk and abruptly left the stage. We had to go up and untie him. He was covered in oil, had a bananna smashed in his underwear, had whelts all over his chest from being whipped and had fingernail scratches on his back. To which he said "man.. I hope my girlfriend doesn't notice!" To top it off the stripper kept his belt.
Needless to say, his girlfriend didn't believe that "nothing happened" and that it was a stripper that put the scratches on his back and she broke up with him.



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I love stippers when they do that shit, what a great show that must have been...I hope she grabbed her tips before she left the stage.
That would have been funny to see...







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