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    Here is a story I found on the web:

    A bunch of my fraternity brothers and I went to Canada to the Sundowners strip club.

    The feature dancer of the night came out towards the end when we were all extremely drunk. She was Miss Nude something or other. Part of her act was using a bunch of props including miniature animal trap on her privates and doing things with banannas.

    Well, one drunk brother who thought he was too cool to be there said in a rude way "I'VE got a bananna for you" to her. Well, she brought him up on stage.

    She stripped him down to his underwear, had him sit on a chair on the stage and tied his hands to it and blindfolded him. She then sat on his lap and acted all sexy for a while, but while she was riding him she was taking her fingernails and scratching the heck out of his back. She then took lotion (baby oil? ky?) and spread it over him, and stuck one of the banannas in his underwear. Then she smashed the bananna and took the belt off of his pants and started whipping him. Since he was still tied he couldn't do anything and was screaming.

    She then called him a jerk and abruptly left the stage. We had to go up and untie him. He was covered in oil, had a bananna smashed in his underwear, had whelts all over his chest from being whipped and had fingernail scratches on his back. To which he said "man.. I hope my girlfriend doesn't notice!" To top it off the stripper kept his belt.

    Needless to say, his girlfriend didn't believe that "nothing happened" and that it was a stripper that put the scratches on his back and she broke up with him.


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    Forgot the reference...

    compliments of Spicy_McHaggis on Fark.com
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    just goes to show ya... it never pays to be rude to the dancers

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    omg.. that sucks.


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    Let me get this strait.... a bunch of drunk frat boys, in a SC, in Canada.

    And this is shocking because?????

    I don't know the whole story, but I certainly don't feel too bad for the guy. If it was really that bad, where were the rest of his "brothers" to stop it?
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    I love stippers when they do that shit, what a great show that must have been...I hope she grabbed her tips before she left the stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung link=board=27;threadid=12333;start=msg159464#msg15 9464 date=1092949794
    Let me get this strait.... a bunch of drunk frat boys, in a SC, in Canada.

    And this is shocking because?????

    I don't know the whole story, but I certainly don't feel too bad for the guy. If it was really that bad, where were the rest of his "brothers" to stop it?
    Probably in the front row, urging the stripper on, and laughing their asses off. haahaa

    That would have been funny to see...

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    You know, for a moment there, I read these two parts and thought that we were going to have a Lorena Bobbit style conclusion to this tale.


    Part of her act was using a bunch of props including miniature animal trap on her privates
    one drunk brother who thought he was too cool to be there said in a rude way "I'VE got a bananna for you" to her.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Hahahahaha sorry but this is funny !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A_Guy link=board=27;threadid=12333;start=msg159457#msg15 9457 date=1092949233
    just goes to show ya... it never pays to be rude to the dancers
    spot on babee! I just wish I had the courage to do what that girl did.

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    hahhahaha. That's pretty much what a bachelor dance is at my old strip club. except for the stripping him down part. and we beat him with a belt on his butt, not anywhere else. oh, you gotta ride him around before you get off stage, though. best part of the night. everyone thinks it's hilarious.

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    Hey, Some guys pay a lot of money to get this kind of attention!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    On another slant..?

    This was one of the parts thats wholeheartedly encouraged by management and customers...

    This one was of the aspects I abhorred.

    But the presssure is overwhelming. And mgmt gets annoyed if this sort of stuff isnt played out. Not saying thats her case many girls love this stuff...

    Another note; you guys new? You are always at risk going up there ALWAYS and it can be fun or can be disatrous - you sit on front row - you may get wet or painted upon whip creamed or splashed or brought up on stage and beat...lol.

    But - let me share a story - Ottawa - the Bare Fax strip club, I was featuring and declined (as I am known to do) to "do up" the stag that night so 3 house dancers took over the role, it was an older man maybe mid 40's or more....

    They undressed him took his belt off bundled his socks and stuffed em in his undies, ya ya all funny - SO FAR!

    They put the belt around his neck and made him go on all fours and rode him around on his back, hardy har...par for the course....

    One girl takes the belt off his neck and whips his ass with the girl still on his back - he tried to get away and these are no pitty pats but full blown lashes that resounded above the music in the crowd, I stood in my doorway watching this thinking sunnova...thats gotta hurt!!

    He gets frantic trying to get out from under the girl and get away from these strappings that were obviously above and beyond playful, the girl falls a scuffle ensues he gets to his feet and rips the belt away from the girl and swung it with as much brute force as she did with him but not on her ass NO - but a dead direct hit, the belt whipped her across the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    her hands fly to her face and she bows down obviously in a world of hurt...

    The music stops said man is berated by the dj and he is consequently escorted out....

    The entire room was stunned................

    Including and especially ME who always said NO way hozay you never know what can and does happen and WILL NOT do this type of performance for nothing.

    I have a whole trunk full of tragedys such as this - and I dont care how you slice it - it wasnt/isnt what I deem any type of performance art - its risky and stupid.

    But it keeps on keepin on.....

    As I said before if there was no demand there would be no supply.

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    What? I can't believe this! That poor guy! That stripper was such a bitch to respond to his incredibly sweet and touching comment about having a banana for her! She should have been touched! SWOONED even!






    <please note immense level of sarcasm>

    EDIT: My comment was in reference to the initial story. I&#039;m sure about the second one....but I will say this - all parties should exercise a little caution. When you catcall someone, you risk being hurt. And if you whip someone with a belt....you also risk being hurt.

    I have never sat at the stage for feature performers, as I have seen far too many pairs of underwear being ripped off of men while still wearing them, and been curious if they still had their testicles. I will watch from afar, thanks.
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    HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I&#039;ll tell you this, no fucking way am i ever getting on stage. For any reason. I been there on my Birthday before, no way am i going up there.

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    I don&#039;t understand why they would whip him so hard. We whipped the guys pretty hard at my last club but THEY HAD PANTS ON. Damn. Poor girl. She shouldn&#039;t have been whipping him that hard but certainly didn&#039;t deserve it to the face.

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    No violence, but a similar story of stage drama.

    In New Orleans about 2 years ago and there is like a feature dance competition at the Gold Club.

    Anyway, one of the features goes into some really good entertainmet with the standard whipping cream licking off of her own nipples routine....

    Then, she selects the smuck... sorry audience participant and brings him up to the stage where she puts him down on the floor and blindfolds him.

    A little music, a little imagination, and he is sucking whipping cream off her fingers... of course blind folded still.

    Then, she pulls out a huge dildo and puts whipping cream on the tip. The guy thinks he is sucking her nipple, but he is really sucking a dildo.... OOPs.

    I will never ever get on stage.....


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    OMG,I work at The Gold Club in N.O.I know exactly what incident you are speaking of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    SO, Are you the whipped cream girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sitri link=board=27;threadid=12333;start=msg159957#msg15 9957 date=1093017908
    SO, Are you the whipped cream girl?
    Uh,no.Man,I had forgotten about that until now.That is so funny.I&#039;m moving back to N.O in November so I can work full time again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zouzou42 link=board=27;threadid=12333;start=msg159454#msg15 9454 date=1092948914
    Here is a story I found on the web:

    A bunch of my fraternity brothers and I went to Canada to the Sundowners strip club.

    The feature dancer of the night came out towards the end when we were all extremely drunk. She was Miss Nude something or other. Part of her act was using a bunch of props including miniature animal trap on her privates and doing things with banannas.

    Well, one drunk brother who thought he was too cool to be there said in a rude way "I&#039;VE got a bananna for you" to her. Well, she brought him up on stage.

    She stripped him down to his underwear, had him sit on a chair on the stage and tied his hands to it and blindfolded him. She then sat on his lap and acted all sexy for a while, but while she was riding him she was taking her fingernails and scratching the heck out of his back. She then took lotion (baby oil? ky?) and spread it over him, and stuck one of the banannas in his underwear. Then she smashed the bananna and took the belt off of his pants and started whipping him. Since he was still tied he couldn&#039;t do anything and was screaming.

    She then called him a jerk and abruptly left the stage. We had to go up and untie him. He was covered in oil, had a bananna smashed in his underwear, had whelts all over his chest from being whipped and had fingernail scratches on his back. To which he said "man.. I hope my girlfriend doesn&#039;t notice!" To top it off the stripper kept his belt.

    Needless to say, his girlfriend didn&#039;t believe that "nothing happened" and that it was a stripper that put the scratches on his back and she broke up with him.

    it is kind of funny. but if all he said was he has a bananna for her and she flipped than she needs a thicker skin in the business she is in.

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    Well come on now guys
    A girl gets on the stage with bananas.
    Did she really think she wasn&#039;t going to hear. I guess she was just crazy. I think that many strippers really hate men
    and use to occasion to bring them up on stage to degrade them.

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    Big D half the clubs at least would be forced to close without marriend men. Some girls actually like married men because we don&#039;t get all relationship crazy with them. As far as looking at other women....my wife and I BOTH like to look at beautiful women. Thats me and I&#039;m lucky, but some guys just want to get away from their bitch ass wife for a moment and have a pretty young girl at least pretend to be nice to them. Its better than divorce and cheaper than drug addiction. But I&#039;ve run into lots of dancers like you who think us married guys are dicks having fun while they are at home slaving over a hot stove and watching the kids...I&#039;ve had some girls even say that to my face or worse. My response, none, I don&#039;t give a fuck what they think...theres plenty of married women working as strippers and I tend to gravitate to them and they to me.

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    :oYou take out your anger at your SO on your customers who pay your bills? Nice. Some guys get treated like shit all day, your JOB is to sell them a few moments of someone being nice to them. I&#039;ve met a great many women like you...strippers or not and I think its generally they, not the men, who have the relationship problems.

    Oh, I have a bannana for you to peel also...lighten up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D link=board=27;threadid=12333;start=msg160207#msg16 0207 date=1093041123
    I think that married men who participate in my income and guys who have GF&#039;s are sorry F____ for wanting to look at other women&#039;s bodies anyway.
    Well now that&#039;s a little closed minded. Some relationships are more open than others, and more accepting of allowing their SO to "look" at others. Hell, some couples go to SCs together, as I&#039;m sure you know. IMO, there&#039;s nothing wrong with looking if you and your SO or comfortable with that arrangement. Also, IMO, a SC is a safer bet than a dance club, bar, etc. where there are singles looking to hook up.

    If they were secure in their relationships there would be no way that they would even want to be in our clubs.
    Actually, I&#039;ve been so secure about past relationships, that I had no problem with my gfs visiting a SC. I know it&#039;s all in GOOD fun, and at the end of the night, she&#039;ll be coming back to me. If I wasn&#039;t confident that I was a good, respectful, loving, caring SO, then yeah, maybe I would care. Truth and respect are the foundations of any relationship.

    Again, IMO, nothing wrong with looking at beautiful people at a SC.

    We could turn this around and say "I think that married dancers and dancers who have BF&#039;s are sorry F____ for working in SCs"... but obviously you don&#039;t feel that way, right?

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