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    Default BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    OK,I was just searching for sh*ts and giggles when I found these.They even had they audacity to say they've been used only once.

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o
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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    One owner, low mileage.


    P.S. OTB, there was another thread about similar "previously owned" about 6 months ago in Body business I think. It must not be as rare as one would think and would have been before you joined. It might be worth looking up in search for giggles.

    If nothing else these are good for "jocularity enhancement".

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    I hope these are on sale just because of the novelty factor....gross. But hey....whatever floats their boat...

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Why would you want some plastic thing that was sitting in someone else's body? Ewwwwwww...

    That being said...whoever buys these will not be able to go to some doc and say, "Can you put these in?" Most docs won't do it just because of all the "shit" factors involved.

    People sell (and buy) the craziest shit on that site. LOL

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    "Barely been fondled! Still in original package!"
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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    They'd make some interesting paperweights. I'd give one to each parent. Preferably with the scar tissue membrane still intact for extra gross-outedness.
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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    What the K-rist! You have got to be kidding me! :o



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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Those are nasty. Plastic shoved in your chest.

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    thats not even right.

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Oh my God, that's gross. What the f***? Did anybody actually bid on those? What do you even do with them? Like VG said, you can't go to a doctor and say "Put these in." What a waste of money.

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    From e-bay

    For instance, you can stick it in the freezer and it acts like an ice pack or you can use it as a wrist rest for your computer mouse, it also makes a great frisbee as long as someone besides your doggie is there to catch it.

    a size 700 (cc) silicone gel breast implant
    Cheo

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    other pic
    Cheo

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Yeesh.. Who would want to buy USED implants?

    :o

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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Quote Originally Posted by audreyhepburn link=board=1;threadid=12466;start=msg161255#msg161 255 date=1093215521
    Those are nasty. Plastic shoved in your chest.
    WB, daphned, we've missed you.
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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Can they legally sell used implants online? I mean, I read the thread about the moldy implants and if they're about to evacuate a building over a little implant mold, why would they allow inhibitors of the mold to remain out there in public? Granted it's not mold ridden yet.........but when they remove the implant, doesn't the implant have to be destroyed because it's been in the human body? I don't know, I can't find any justifiable reason for someone to keep their boobs after they've been removed..........GROSS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy link=board=1;threadid=12466;start=msg161403#msg161 403 date=1093233867
    Quote Originally Posted by audreyhepburn link=board=1;threadid=12466;start=msg161255#msg161 255 date=1093215521
    Those are nasty. Plastic shoved in your chest.
    WB, daphned, we've missed you.
    Yeah,no sh*t huh?
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    Default Re:BREAST IMPLANTS ON eBAY.

    Selling implants on ebay is a joke to me, but still it's offensive to those of us who DO have implants in our chest; like myself.

    And I happen to looovveee the plastic(actually silicone shell/saline inside) that has been shoved in my chest!!!! I love it!! (yes...a hint of sarcasm there..hehe..)

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    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    LOL OMG I really guess they do sell EVERYTHING on ebay....

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