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    OMG. I had my first experience with "vice" on Friday. Turns out they had been there for a couple of hours before they made their presence known, but when they did, the whole CLUB cleared out. Dancers, customers... BOUNCERS. Everyone practically except the dj, and like, 3 dancers.


    Anyway, I was back in the VIP room giving a dance when the manager came back loudly whispering the words "vice, VICE, 6inches!..." over and over to all the dancers. I didn't get it ??? at the time, but followed the other dancers as they quickly lept off the customers laps, and began air dancing . After my customer said, "okay...no fun anymore , we're done here..." I thanked him, and rushed back into the dressing room. The room was a-buzz with the chatter of all the girls and bouncers loudly whispering about the last time "vice" had been here. The other dancers filled me in.

    Luckily, only 2 girls were cited that night, me not being one of them. After about 45 mins. (and changing into some "regulation" clothing) I went back out to the floor to see what was up. The club was empty except for one customer, and one dancer onstage. When I went back into the dressing room, everyone had already packed up and the manager said we were probably gonna call it an early night. :cry:

    I only got to make 250.00 before all this happened, but it's better then nothing I guess . Interesting experience none-the-less. Can't wait 'til it happens again.

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    I feel your pain girl. And your frustration. I am going thru alot of bullshit with the Dallas cops :evil:. If the cops are on a new mission in your area to supposidly "save everyone from the evils of lap dancing" then you might consider the extra step of getting a lawyer on retainer. With all these damn christian convervatives in the U.S. it seems that before long we will be ruled by a Christian taliban.

    Here's a hug.
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carmen Solidad link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg161993#msg16 1993 date=1093305948
    I feel your pain girl. And your frustration. I am going thru alot of bullshit with the Dallas cops :evil:. If the cops are on a new mission in your area to supposidly "save everyone from the evils of lap dancing" then you might consider the extra step of getting a lawyer on retainer. With all these damn christian convervatives in the U.S. it seems that before long we will be ruled by a Christian taliban.

    Here's a hug.
    Thanks cutiepie! You're right, I should just get a lawyer on retainer. That shit would SUCK to get "caught" one of these days. Even our cleanest dancer said she now is a "registered SEX offender" because of 3 stupid citations. WTF? For wearing booty shorts, and touching your own breast?!

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    saphire, where's that article located? Should I just PM melonie for a copy?

    I slipped thru this time, but like you said: they may "bug" me next time. LOL

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    Yea, carefull ladies & Gents in san diego. They are back(vice). i know of them poping up at four clubs Recently. They like to come in on nights when marines are back, tippin phat W/ $20. ower: .LOL
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    I feel terrible for everyone. I, for one, would be willing to succumb to a giant naked group hug.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    I feel terrible for everyone. I, for one, would be willing to succumb to a giant naked group hug.
    How about me and pbcf hold down the west coast half .You and saph the East.
    Cheo

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheo link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162293#msg16 2293 date=1093332785
    I feel terrible for everyone. I, for one, would be willing to succumb to a giant naked group hug.
    How about me and pbcf hold down the west coast half .You and saph the East.
    Y'all got room for one more???
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Yup, PanDah posted the link to the article I wrote a while back. About the only thing important which has changed is that judges have now typically doubled the bail requirement to $500, since they figured out that most dancers can earn $250 to pay their bail between the time the club opens and the time busts usually take place (10pm to midnight).

    Oh, and just to make things clear, that amount of bail is PER CHARGE. So if you are cited for touching your own breast plus dancing on a customer's lap that's $1000 bail you'll be asked to post.

    Just be glad your friend wasn't cited for touching another dancer's breast ! In some states, touching another dancer's breast while receiving tips from club customers constitutes prostitution !

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    OTB - grab your West Coast hug, then jump in for the East Coast hug after you make your move. If you miss out, I would be more than happy to provide you with one directly. (whoops...did I forget my clothes??)
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    OMG,LMAO!!!!!!!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

    中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大




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    The vice in LA county is terrible. I've seen an undercover vice cop come in sit and get a couple dances then hand out citations after before he left.

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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    WOW I can not type this morning. I meant the cop cited after his dances before he left...

    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

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    Vice came into my club on Friday night also. Maybe it's a good thing that I have such a hard time dealing with the psycho weekend manager.
    I actually carry the number for the A.C.L.U. in my wallet. I will definately let those corrupt, christian taliban, facisct pigs know that they can't f**k with me!
    I will be more than happy to remind them that the reason for putting people in jail is supposed to be to keep violent predatory people away from the rest of us. What these bast**ds are doing is outright looting, and unjustly imprisoning, working class people who have committed no fraud or bodily harm to another person.
    Most people prefer to believe their leaders are just and fair even in the face of evidence to the contrary, because once a citizen acknowledges that the government under which they live is lying and corrupt, the citizen has to choose what he or she will do about it. - M Rivero

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    I am always amazed at the efforts vice/city council spend trying to protect men from the horrific effects of the naked boob(sarcasm). I bet if you researched the records of major cities you would not find the same vice enforcement in "Labare" type ladies clubs. Overall, compared to the number of ordinances restricting dancing, i bet few ordinances have been passed that protected or helped the "independant contractor" stripper deal with the club about skipped tabs, abusive customers, working conditions, illegal management practices, etc.... Maybe , a class action suit is in order.

    Livenudegirlsunite, you will love this story is about horndog keystone cops.
    www.acenational.org/newsletters/V1_N44_11_26_01.pdf]http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cachewXmNulG_ykJ:www.acenational.org/newsletters/V1_N44_11_26_01.pdf [/url]
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheo link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162293#msg16 2293 date=1093332785
    I feel terrible for everyone. I, for one, would be willing to succumb to a giant naked group hug.
    How about me and pbcf hold down the west coast half .You and saph the East.

    OMG

    I'm down....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pan Dah link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162274#msg16 2274 date=1093331599
    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162023#msg16 2023 date=1093308957
    saphire, where's that article located? Should I just PM melonie for a copy?

    I slipped thru this time, but like you said: they may "bug" me next time. LOL
    She posted this link recently:

    http://www.meloniecharm.com/gooddefense.htm


    thanks! BTW, MElonie you don't have anymore room in your mailbox. :cry: tried to PM you yesterday. Time to clean house.

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    Wow I am glad where I live and even when I go to Florida that it doesn't seem so strict. They leave you alone here. I have seen guys making out with girls in bars, i have seen much worse and no one bothers them. I can remember getting a lap dance and the girl saying" please don't lick my pussy if i put it in your face anything else i don't mind." Gotta love dirty jerzee LOL.

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    I knew they were strict here, but I didn't know they would be SNEAKY motherfuckers...

    just as (I think ) Sapphire said, they look like joe blow with scruffy faces, and denim!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162397#msg16 2397 date=1093348435
    The vice in LA county is terrible. I've seen an undercover vice cop come in sit and get a couple dances then hand out citations after before he left.
    Now thats a job with perks!!!

    Im sure he doesnt use his own money for the lapdances,its gotta be taxpayers.
    If he has a bad day,he gets a half naked woman giving him a lapdance.
    If he has a good day,he gets extras in the lapdance room and gets to write a ticket.
    Full bennifits+dental.
    retirement at 20 years.


    Hell,here i was thinking I had the best job in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg163006#msg16 3006 date=1093397258
    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162397#msg16 2397 date=1093348435
    The vice in LA county is terrible. I've seen an undercover vice cop come in sit and get a couple dances then hand out citations after before he left.
    Now thats a job with perks!!!

    Im sure he doesnt use his own money for the lapdances,its gotta be taxpayers.
    If he has a bad day,he gets a half naked woman giving him a lapdance.
    If he has a good day,he gets extras in the lapdance room and gets to write a ticket.
    Full bennifits+dental.
    retirement at 20 years.


    Hell,here i was thinking I had the best job in the world.

    now don't you go getting any ideas they last thing "we" want is to have more vice cops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by livenudegirlsunite link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162401#msg16 2401 date=1093348986
    Vice came into my club on Friday night also. Maybe it's a good thing that I have such a hard time dealing with the psycho weekend manager.
    I actually carry the number for the A.C.L.U. in my wallet. I will definately let those corrupt, christian taliban, facisct pigs know that they can't f**k with me!
    I will be more than happy to remind them that the reason for putting people in jail is supposed to be to keep violent predatory people away from the rest of us. What these bast**ds are doing is outright looting, and unjustly imprisoning, working class people who have committed no fraud or bodily harm to another person.
    Just some words of wisdom.

    Dont "fight the revolution" when the Vice cops get there.
    Go silent and come back loud.

    All your gonna do is piss them off and set yourself up for nit picking fines and tickets from them,its your word against theirs.
    Nothing you can say to the ACLU will stop you from going to jail that night or getting a ticket that night,so why invite more trouble on yourself???

    handle your business in court if you thi8nk you have a case,not in the middle of a nightclub.

    BTW most cops start to giggle and laugh when someone mentions ACLU during an arrest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by playboycntrfold link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg163009#msg16 3009 date=1093397423
    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg163006#msg16 3006 date=1093397258
    Quote Originally Posted by Muyaha link=board=27;threadid=12536;start=msg162397#msg16 2397 date=1093348435
    The vice in LA county is terrible. I've seen an undercover vice cop come in sit and get a couple dances then hand out citations after before he left.
    Now thats a job with perks!!!

    Im sure he doesnt use his own money for the lapdances,its gotta be taxpayers.
    If he has a bad day,he gets a half naked woman giving him a lapdance.
    If he has a good day,he gets extras in the lapdance room and gets to write a ticket.
    Full bennifits+dental.
    retirement at 20 years.


    Hell,here i was thinking I had the best job in the world.

    now don't you go getting any ideas they last thing "we" want is to have more vice cops.
    hell i got an office with a view!!!!!

    They are gonna have to carry my cold lifeless body out before i quit!

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    besides,if thats you in the pic,and you really were a centerfold,most clubs would kill to get you on their roster.

    Centerfolds make alot of money in big clubs.

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    that's just my name, not my job unfortunatly. Would be nice tho.

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