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    Default OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    At work Saturday night (topless club), I was getting ready to do a lapdance. I had a tight outfit on that I had to peel off. Well, as I was pushing it down, guess what came off along with it? My G-string. :o The guy was like UHH...I was like OMG! Well, it could have been worse, I could have pulled it off on stage.LOL.

    Well, I can laugh about it now, so I thought I would share my embarrassment with you guys.

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    It reminds me of a girl who danced for me once at a club I like which has dancers in bikinis only. Well she didn't listen to the rules and stripped buck naked in front of me. I was so amazed I didn't know what to say except "thank you god", I felt like I had just opened my first playboy...and the tip reflected that.

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    LOL Indira. That reminds me of when I was up on stage once.. It was a bikini place, so any type of nudity was taboo. I did a flip over the railing and my top unsnapped in the process.. Talk about embarrassing.. lol

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    I once had a stage dancers Pastie pop off into my drink , after her set she came over and ordered new drink for me while we laughed .

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    hehehe
    Thats funny. I did that once too, and then quickly put it back on, while making a little joke. I felt like such a putz. LOL

    Good that you have a sense of humor and could just laugh about it.

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    Its the DJ gods.
    They shine down upon us often.
    They pop off pasties,untie knots on Gstrings,and force some girls to flash on stage.

    Its like Santa looking at all those wrapped presents,every once in a while,he wants to see one opened.

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162621#msg16 2621 date=1093369416
    Its the DJ gods.
    They shine down upon us often.
    They pop off pasties,untie knots on Gstrings,and force some girls to flash on stage.

    Its like Santa looking at all those wrapped presents,every once in a while,he wants to see one opened.
    You guys are too funny!!!LOL!!!
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162621#msg16 2621 date=1093369416
    Its the DJ gods.
    They shine down upon us often.
    They pop off pasties,untie knots on Gstrings,and force some girls to flash on stage.

    Its like Santa looking at all those wrapped presents,every once in a while,he wants to see one opened.
    Maybe i should stop working in dance clubs. I think im going to have to go somewhere and pray for the stripper gods to send me some pastie poppin strippers from now on. Christmas is that far off.
    Anything is better than these morons in clubs trying to get with a DJ because they think it will make them popular or something.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pazzo link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162648#msg16 2648 date=1093371287
    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162621#msg16 2621 date=1093369416
    Its the DJ gods.
    They shine down upon us often.
    They pop off pasties,untie knots on Gstrings,and force some girls to flash on stage.

    Its like Santa looking at all those wrapped presents,every once in a while,he wants to see one opened.
    Maybe i should stop working in dance clubs. I think im going to have to go somewhere and pray for the stripper gods to send me some pastie poppin strippers from now on. Christmas is that far off.
    Anything is better than these morons in clubs trying to get with a DJ because they think it will make them popular or something.

    Its like that in any clubs,not just strip clubs.

    DJ's tend to be alpha male pretty boys who fuck real good.Thats hard to resist by mere mortal females.
    Before the woman i was made for found me,i also took part in the abuse of this attraction.

    The worst thing an entertainer can do is sleep with the dj.
    the worst thing a dj can do is sleep with an entertainer.


    The sex is good,but the end result is always bad.
    ALWAYS!!!!
    99.9999999999999% of the time.

    Half if not more of the dj's job is to flirt with the girls,thats any club,not just strip clubs.You cant be a "safe flirt"with an entertainer if your entertainer girlfriend is there.
    A dj with a girlfriend on staff wont treat the other girls as they should,thats fact, i dont care who the heck you are.

    In my younger days,it kind of turned me on to have girls fighting over me in the dressing room.Now i see it cost everyone money.
    Kittie's kewl,but cash is better.
    Dont shit where you eat.

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    The most embarrasing moment I had was when a dancer feel off the stage and into my chair.

    It looked like she had been drinking and the poles were at the end of the stage. She went running down the stage and went to grab one of the poles and missed -- she flew off the stage and landed right on me.

    It's the first time I've had a dancer "fall" for me.

    "Rejoice O young man in thy youth."

    - Ecclesiastes

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    Default Re:OMG! I can't believe I did it!

    hehehehehehe

    It happens all the time,and the funny thing is(if they dont get hurt)most times they are sober and just havin a "clutz in heels"moment.

    Just remember,if it happens at the club i work for,We have a "catch and release"regulation.be sure to remove the hook before you let them go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg163505#msg16 3505 date=1093454457
    Quote Originally Posted by Pazzo link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162648#msg16 2648 date=1093371287
    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg162621#msg16 2621 date=1093369416
    Its the DJ gods.
    They shine down upon us often.
    They pop off pasties,untie knots on Gstrings,and force some girls to flash on stage.

    Its like Santa looking at all those wrapped presents,every once in a while,he wants to see one opened.
    Maybe i should stop working in dance clubs. I think im going to have to go somewhere and pray for the stripper gods to send me some pastie poppin strippers from now on. Christmas is that far off.
    Anything is better than these morons in clubs trying to get with a DJ because they think it will make them popular or something.

    Its like that in any clubs,not just strip clubs.

    DJ's tend to be alpha male pretty boys who fuck real good.Thats hard to resist by mere mortal females.
    Before the woman i was made for found me,i also took part in the abuse of this attraction.

    The worst thing an entertainer can do is sleep with the dj.
    the worst thing a dj can do is sleep with an entertainer.


    The sex is good,but the end result is always bad.
    ALWAYS!!!!
    99.9999999999999% of the time.

    Half if not more of the dj's job is to flirt with the girls,thats any club,not just strip clubs.You cant be a "safe flirt"with an entertainer if your entertainer girlfriend is there.
    A dj with a girlfriend on staff wont treat the other girls as they should,thats fact, i dont care who the heck you are.

    In my younger days,it kind of turned me on to have girls fighting over me in the dressing room.Now i see it cost everyone money.
    Kittie's kewl,but cash is better.
    Dont shit where you eat.
    i never bought into it. i spin because i love dance music not to pick up chicks. i have been known to keep the door closed in a club just so im not bothered. i hate the stupid attention people try to get by hanging around a dj booth.

    i can't believe i did it too.
    i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.

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    I have done this for many reasons for many years.
    At first it was for the friends,i was always the new kid in town growing up(military brat)
    Then i did it for the girls.
    then i did it for the money.
    then i did it for the drugs.
    Then i did it for the drugs,the money,and the girls.(crazy days my friend)

    Now i dont need the money,
    I dont do the drugs(at least not the expensive ones)
    and my gal and I have 5 girls of our own.

    I do it now because i absolutely love what i do.Its never the same,its always a new night,full of twist and turns,ups and downs,etc.Some of the greatest people,and my closest friends work with me every night.(right next to the scum of the earth people)
    Its better then soap operas!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM link=board=27;threadid=12540;start=msg163606#msg16 3606 date=1093460606
    I have done this for many reasons for many years.
    At first it was for the friends,i was always the new kid in town growing up(military brat)
    Then i did it for the girls.
    then i did it for the money.
    then i did it for the drugs.
    Then i did it for the drugs,the money,and the girls.(crazy days my friend)

    Now i dont need the money,
    I dont do the drugs(at least not the expensive ones)
    and my gal and I have 5 girls of our own.

    I do it now because i absolutely love what i do.Its never the same,its always a new night,full of twist and turns,ups and downs,etc.Some of the greatest people,and my closest friends work with me every night.(right next to the scum of the earth people)
    Its better then soap operas!!
    for DJing i have done it for only 2 reasons EVER.
    1 i love the music.
    2 there is no feeling like spinning in front of 5000 people. nothing like the rush you get from seeing the crowd react to the vibe you create.,

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    Im sorry to say,i dont enjoy most of the music im forced to play at work.
    Music is a tool for me.Each song has a purpose and a reation.
    Use the wrong tool for the wrong situation and it could spell disaster.


    as for crowd response,I agree,it can be the best of feelings and the worst of feelings.
    Pure adrenalin is a wonderful drug.
    Most DJ's are control freaks,just on a grand scale.

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