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    I am so tired of these guys who come in and when they talk I am constantly wiping my face off. I sit there and play it off like nothing is going on until I fkn loose it and make an excuse to leave. What is up with that? Does anyone else run into this problem? They are so drunk or just plain ignorant and while they talk, i'm getting a shower!



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    Geeez....whine whine complain complain. Don't spit in my face....don't blow on my crotch....don't finger my anus. blah blah blah
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    MojoJoJo, I like it when they blow on my crotch!



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    I am one confoozled monkey.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=1;threadid=12551;start=msg162266#msg162 266 date=1093330895
    MojoJoJo, I like it when they blow on my crotch!
    No way! You'd be the only one. I don't see the draw, honestly.

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    Ok, so I don't. Whine fkn Whine....



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    Vaden, your first name wouldn't be Darth would it?

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    Heeey...you tryin' to set me up?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    Vaden's older bro...



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    The sprayers are aggravating!

    I was telling my SO and twoleftfeet a story about this when I was in Alaska...

    In New Orleans, I had a guy get an hour in Champagne with me, he wanted to renew, but I just didn't want to deal with his saying and spraying. He renewed, and I managed to shut him up, and stop the spraying, with a hefty dose of cheese on my part.

    I proceeded to put my finger over his lips, lean in close and whisper "Don't talk - just...feel." Appallingly cheesetastic, but it managed to keep in quiet and spray-free for the better part of the remaining hour, thank God!
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    You all have my sympathies. Good God.

    I know that a lot of people have written "How to Strip" books. Anyone ever consider collecting "amusing/repulsive" stories for a compilation?
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    "....I want the news, not the weather" Had to finish that one...

    I personally have never had that happen to me with customers, but I did have a teacher in school that was so bad, we'd duck. Ugh

    I feel for ya.

    Nina, That's a great way of dealing with it though!

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    Ahhhhh, Rhia! BAD MEMORIES! I had this college prof....and a tiiiiny wad of spit would form on his lower lip. The very first day, I sat in the front row. "Idiot" I thought....sitting there...watching this tiny piece of spit dance about his lower lip....somehow hanging on for dear life as he continued to lecture. Finally, right in front of one gal, the piece of spit could no longer maintain its grip, as it sailed through the air and directly onto this girl's notebook. The room erupted in laughter (with the exception of the poor gal that was desperately trying to avoid a shower)....and the Prof calmly said, "What's so funny?"
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    LOL ahhhhhhh Mojo.. That's just horrifying!

    My teacher's name was "Mr Purtil". Yeah.. Imagine us ducking for cover every time he said his name. ::shiver::


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    You gave me the moon, but all I wanted was Uranus.


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

    -Eartha Kitt

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz link=board=1;threadid=12551;start=msg162424#msg162 424 date=1093353891
    You gave me the moon, but all I wanted was Uranus.
    She said Uranus, LMAO!!!!!!!!
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    MadCap, - You never know, I do have a brother some where out there that I have never met. He was given up for adoption.



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    Yet another testament to the hard earned $20. I don't know how you girls do it sometimes. Hell, I don't know how you do it most of the time.

    I mean, it's not like all your customers are like me.

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

    William F. Buckley, Jr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer link=board=1;threadid=12551;start=msg162803#msg162 803 date=1093384691
    Yet another testament to the hard earned $20. I don't know how you girls do it sometimes. Hell, I don't know how you do it most of the time.

    I mean, it's not like all your customers are like me.

    Oh Christ if only!

    That would be nice...so would a million dollars and world peace though
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

    Ernest Hemingway on writer, aviation pioneer and horse trainer Beryl Markham


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