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    Does anyone here play chess? If so we should start a chess clan. Maybe have tournaments or something. Have the SW gold medal of chess or something.

    I bet i can beat anyone here.

    hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162303#msg162 303 date=1093333166

    I bet i can beat anyone here.

    hehe
    Somehow I don't doubt that.LMAO!!!
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    I rock!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162361#msg162 361 date=1093342446
    I rock!
    Yes you do Mad.
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    I can play....i was in the chess club in high school...whats up now? Bring it on beeyotch....

    Can you talk shit in chess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162432#msg162 432 date=1093354478
    I can play....i was in the chess club in high school...whats up now? Bring it on beeyotch....

    Can you talk shit in chess?
    Yeah,but now you play the drunken version.LOL!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162433#msg162 433 date=1093354547
    Yeah,but now you play the drunken version.LOL!!!
    With even more shit talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162437#msg162 437 date=1093355729
    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162433#msg162 433 date=1093354547
    Yeah,but now you play the drunken version.LOL!!!
    With even more shit talking
    LMAO!!!!!!!
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    Anyone ever tried Strip Chess?

    It's the most fun by far!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162442#msg162 442 date=1093356032
    Anyone ever tried Strip Chess?

    It's the most fun by far!
    Hey,I'm game!

    Or you could combine the drinking and stripping and make it a really fun game!!!
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    The way we played it was sort of a stripping and sexual favors game. One pawn equaled one article of clothing. Bishops were worth more, etc.
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    OMG!!!
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    Bring it on!! Madcap I'll take you!!!



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    I used to play allot of online chess also in high school and in the service will have to play a game sometime.
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    wow...bringing up old stuff....

    But OTB....i just remembered i actually have a whole "drinking chess" setup....each piece is a different shot glass....i have yet to play it....

    Anyway...anyone want to play online? Im bored at work.

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    My boyfriend loves chess and I have tried to play with him, I just can't get into it... I can take you over in a game of checker's though!



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    I love playing chess, but if I can talk my opponent into it then I set screwed up rules like no castling and no resurrection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VADEN link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg184390#msg184 390 date=1096481218
    My boyfriend loves chess and I have tried to play with him, I just can't get into it... I can take you over in a game of checker's though!
    LOL Vaden.. I tried to play Chess.. ONCE! I kept thinking it was like checkers, so that's how I tried to play.


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    I never liked chess that much, but got into playing Go a few years ago which is similar to chess in the sense that it's a 2 person mental strategy game. Go goes back about 4500 years and is supposedly the oldest game in existence that has never changed since it's creation. The best thing about it is that there is a built-in handicapping system so that even a novice and a grand-master of the game can still play together. You should check it out Madcap.

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    Start it up Mad lets see who will be the champ.
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    Can you talk shit in chess?
    Sure...why not?

    "Dude...your rook is like soooo gay."

    or how about

    "I watched bestiality with your knight's horse in it last night."
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    You can talk shit in Chess.

    "That was a shitty move, do you even know how to play?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by AinNY link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg184377#msg184 377 date=1096480502
    wow...bringing up old stuff....

    But OTB....i just remembered i actually have a whole "drinking chess" setup....each piece is a different shot glass....i have yet to play it....
    Break it out,I'll play with ya!
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    Yes, Mad I used to play in USCF tournaments for many years. The highest concentration of play was in High School.

    I only play online now and the last tournament was about 4 years ago.

    I was kind of surprised at the post since I would mention chess in the chat room now and again with no reaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser link=board=1;threadid=12556;start=msg162447#msg162 447 date=1093356290
    The way we played it was sort of a stripping and sexual favors game. One pawn equaled one article of clothing. Bishops were worth more, etc.
    The ex-wife and I used to play Sex Scrabble. The Triple Word Scores and 7-letter word plays were the best part.

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